Why I always carry my gun. Some morbid humor.. What is the smallest caliber you trust to protect yourself? The Beretta Jetfire: My personal favorite defense gun
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Why I always carry my gun

What is the smallest caliber you trust to protect
The Beretta Jetfire:
My personal favorite defense gun has always been a Beretta Jetfire in
22 short. I have carried it for many years including while hiking. I
never leave without it in my pocket.
Of course the first rule when hiking in the wilderness is to use the
Buddy System". This means you NEVER hike alone, you bring a
friend, companion, or family member because if something happens
there is someone to go to get help.
I remember one time while hiking with my girlfriend in northern Alberta
and out of nowhere came this huge brown bear charging us and was
she mad. We must have been near one of her cubs. Anyway, if I had
not had my little Jetfire I would not be here today.
Just one shot to my girlsand' s knee cap was all it took. " " " " the bear
got her and I was able to escape nojust walking at a brisk pace.
It' s one of the best pistols in my collection...
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Submitted: 06/04/2012
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#174 - barackjemima (06/05/2012) [-]
>Go on lame ass hiking trip with boyfriend
>He complains the entire time
>Shows me his little bitch pistol
>Suddenly huge bear comes out of no where
>Dickhead shoots me in the knee
>Bear doesn't kill me
>Bear nurtures me back to health
>Bear also lectures me the importance of putting out fires
>Thanks smokey!
User avatar #322 - springely (06/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Your girlfriend works as a town guard now, right?
#31 - spazzmaster **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (17 replies)
User avatar #113 - thesilence (06/05/2012) [+] (7 replies)
No clue about guns here, what would the difference be between a .50 and a .22 caliber gun?
User avatar #114 to #113 - puppybiscuit (06/05/2012) [-]
One makes a painful hole in your knee, one makes a painful hole in the universe.
#349 - scatmanjosh (06/05/2012) [+] (5 replies)
#299 - fefe (06/05/2012) [+] (5 replies)
.22 short won't stop **** , unless you are some kind of annie oakley marksman, and maybe not even then because thats one short barrel.

In conclusion:
a) No stopping power
b) No accuracy
c) It looks like a little girls gun

Someone pass me a Desert Eagle .50
User avatar #301 to #299 - circuitouscone (06/05/2012) [-]
Never fired a Desert Eagle then CoD faggot.

It'll rip your tiny little arms off.
#135 - killazdeath (06/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Looks like that bitch got Shaned.
#81 - dickticklerluv (06/05/2012) [+] (8 replies)
S&W 500 will **** **** up
User avatar #94 to #87 - sketchE ONLINE (06/05/2012) [-]
ill just beat the bear with my dick
#311 - Jameshaich (06/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Ah. You shaned her.
#6 - tomhefailin (06/05/2012) [-]
people often compliment me on my laptop case
"laptop case, right..."
#191 - jothz (06/05/2012) [-]

#164 - housted (06/05/2012) [-]
<3 Concealed carry
#169 - xmonolithx (06/05/2012) [-]
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User avatar #58 - lepokerface (06/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I uploaded this but deleted it because they said it was a repost. WHAT THE **** , FUNNYJUNK?
#310 - dragonock has deleted their comment [+] (5 replies)
#342 to #310 - dubbstepp ONLINE (06/05/2012) [-]
the **** did you just say?
User avatar #142 - blackcomet (06/05/2012) [-]
I was worried he might shoot the bear. I'm glad things turn out well.
#25 - HARMONYHARMONY (06/05/2012) [-]
I used to use this gun when I was a prostitute!
#341 - gorgorite (06/05/2012) [-]
MFW I thought he killed the bear
User avatar #187 - I Am Monkey (06/05/2012) [+] (42 replies)
Want to get a gun, but NYC gun laws are retarded. All the criminals have them, but government is more concerned about keeping them away from law abiding citizens.
Feels bad man.
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