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#11 - haggren (06/04/2012) [-]
User avatar #79 to #11 - rpursley (06/04/2012) [-]
flawless victory
#144 to #11 - thesaucexcv (06/05/2012) [-]
That's a teflon deuce.
#195 to #11 - flomosho (06/05/2012) [-]
*The next day*

>Wipes for no reason
>A bunch of ****
#17 to #11 - taylordurden (06/04/2012) [-]
its called the king's ****
User avatar #22 to #17 - tigeruppercut (06/04/2012) [-]
No it's called a ghost poo
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#151 to #112 - kotess (06/05/2012) [-]
"at my school"  I can just imagine, you're a 12 year old who thinks the "witty" toilet jokes and "ninja poooooo" is the slang used globally.
"at my school" I can just imagine, you're a 12 year old who thinks the "witty" toilet jokes and "ninja poooooo" is the slang used globally.
User avatar #150 to #112 - flannelnleftpocket (06/05/2012) [-]
I call 'em one wipe wonders
#202 to #150 - sirbobalot ONLINE (06/05/2012) [-]
The amazing Poo-dini
#21 to #17 - poonforceone (06/04/2012) [-]
Clean squeeze bro
#196 to #21 - flomosho (06/05/2012) [-]
Not again...
#40 to #21 - neoexdeath (06/04/2012) [-]
**** YOU AND MY GAINFUL JANITORIAL EMPLOYMENT!!!
User avatar #80 to #21 - bmran (06/04/2012) [-]
it's called a magic dump....
#210 to #17 - ungluedflyer (06/05/2012) [-]
I was unaware of this term. Thank you my good man for I will be using it frequently.
#30 - kenzooznek (06/04/2012) [-]
what the **** wipe reminded me of


(also i am British so inb4 hate)
#189 - spazzaroniandcheez (06/05/2012) [-]
**spazzaroniandcheez rolls 212**
#194 to #189 - anon (06/05/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 2** heres that 2
#211 to #194 - anon (06/05/2012) [-]
wat
#94 - tippidyt (06/04/2012) [-]
I know i'm done, when there starts coming blood on the paper.
#105 to #94 - gnifle (06/04/2012) [-]
MFW that's our danish queen... O.O
#206 to #105 - kotess (06/05/2012) [-]
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#155 to #126 - kotess (06/05/2012) [-]
specifically that ass feel, when sitting straight down on stuff feels like you took a massive **** in your pants.
User avatar #179 to #155 - novastroyer (06/05/2012) [-]
And you turn into a socially awkward penguin trying to make sure you didn't without being noticed.
User avatar #199 to #179 - kotess (06/05/2012) [-]
Then you sit on one cheek so you don't feel the unholiness coming from your ass.
#205 to #200 - kotess (06/05/2012) [-]
Can't sit near people 'cause it smells bad even though the paper comes out white as snow.
Can't sit near people 'cause it smells bad even though the paper comes out white as snow.
#218 - plewbear ONLINE (06/05/2012) [-]
This will get it all
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#258 to #250 - xaeox (06/05/2012) [-]
ALL   
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MY   
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE
ALL
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE
#164 - glassmaker (06/05/2012) [-]
especially happens when your asshole is a forest of hair.

being hairy sucks.
User avatar #168 to #164 - forasecond (06/05/2012) [-]
but being hairy makes you chaff less. would you rather have a chaffed butt crack when you exercise?
User avatar #171 to #168 - troflmao (06/05/2012) [-]
who needs exercise?
#201 to #171 - anon (06/05/2012) [-]
I assume you're just joking, but if you are fat (and this goes to anyone reading this not just you) you can't even imagine how good it feels to be fit. You may think "oh I'm content with how I am" but you should be, because it is the best feeling in the world to be able to touch your toes or be able to run. (running releases adrenaline which gives you a "runner's high" which according to Emi is better than sex)
#220 to #201 - mofalcon (06/05/2012) [-]
the runner's high isn't the same for everyone. When I got in shape I tried running for a few months. It sucked. So I ate my way back to being a fat ass.
#282 to #220 - anon (06/06/2012) [-]
Well of course you didn't enjoy it after running for months, that takes determination though. I'm not too sure how you were able too, is your name Forrest by any chance?

On a serious note, I see it's not for everyone but I love running, it's just the best feeling to me.
#170 to #164 - deanm (06/05/2012) [-]
We're all hair assholes.

But really
User avatar #172 to #170 - deanm (06/05/2012) [-]
*hairy. Spare me grammar Nazis
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#149 - deepriku (06/05/2012) [-]
MFW when taking a massive ****
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User avatar #221 to #167 - thexxtalonxx (06/05/2012) [-]
what movie is this from? I must know now!
User avatar #229 to #221 - deepriku (06/05/2012) [-]
Dungeons and Dragons...Beware! its ****** movie, but hilarious on some scenes like the HATATATAAA
#175 to #162 - anon (06/05/2012) [-]
Why the hell is that picture on Maxim?
#269 - breakfastlunch (06/05/2012) [-]
Well, this was a ****** post.
#191 - yourmomsfuckbuddy (06/05/2012) [-]
nasty but true
#104 - A Pickle (06/04/2012) [-]
Did you know?

the hairs around your butt hole allow you to pass gas silently
#163 to #104 - anon (06/05/2012) [-]
yes maybe.. but remember,the less sound it makes, smells worse
#137 to #104 - dubickimus (06/05/2012) [-]
no wonder I never hear my farts anymore
User avatar #20 - timbittwo (06/04/2012) [-]
******** time! I'll report back with how many wipes.
User avatar #23 to #20 - timbittwo (06/04/2012) [-]
Five.
User avatar #34 to #23 - xTydude (06/04/2012) [-]
50 mins ago.
28 mins ago.
22 min **** ?
User avatar #49 to #34 - doctorgenitals (06/04/2012) [-]
it happens. i bring my ipod to play some rat on a snowboard or angry birds when i can feel a hurricane developing in my intestines. except mine take a lot more than 5 wipes.
User avatar #74 to #34 - timbittwo (06/04/2012) [-]
I was reading the Princess Auto catalogue.
#1 - davyjoneslocker (06/04/2012) [-]
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User avatar #14 - orangeink (06/04/2012) [-]
i hate it when this happens to me but since ive started spreading my ass cheecks apart when im about to **** it usually takes two or three wipes.
User avatar #183 to #14 - rplix (06/05/2012) [-]
Interesting.
#43 - anon (06/04/2012) [-]
thought i was the only one! :D
#25 - ThatAnnoyingKid (06/04/2012) [-]
Would you rather have really bad sex or the best **** of your life
User avatar #83 to #25 - mymainaltsalt (06/04/2012) [-]
Bad sex is still sex.
User avatar #102 to #25 - whatevsnicktrololo (06/04/2012) [-]
How is this even a debate!? ******** is marvelous!!!
#26 to #25 - pedobearson ONLINE (06/04/2012) [-]
idk
#27 to #26 - pedobearson ONLINE (06/04/2012) [-]
probably crap though
#45 to #27 - anon (06/04/2012) [-]
******* virgins... xD
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User avatar #38 to #25 - neoexdeath (06/04/2012) [-]
If it means I only have to wipe once, I'll take the best **** .
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