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random science post. i'm jumping in to teh band wagoon found, and steal it from interweb. in are produced in the male' s testes Average compose on of semen; spe

i'm jumping in to teh band wagoon

found, and steal it from interweb

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in are produced in the male' s testes Average compose on of semen;
sperm
mucus
seminal pl
prostate fl
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the rest consists of enzymes, vita
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Amount per serving
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Total Carbohydrates ac I d I Ct,
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may cause sperm to taste bitter and at _
Cholesterol 3 mg
Protein 150 mg
based on average human male
ejaculation
sweet
Foods containing natural sugars, such as fruit
make the sperm taste we
virago volume of semen per
ejaculation is I teaspoon...
each teaspoon of semen can Cantt
about 200 to soo mi Ion sper
AVERAGE NUMBER OF SPERM
PER EJACULATE (in millions)
2000
e average speed of semen at
ament of ejaculation is 31 mph...
Jester than a Peruvian Jaguar
The human male ejaculates an
i average distance of
the world record for m
farthest spleen?
is 1 8 feet:
the number of
Sperm has a sperm can live inside a
It is estimated that
5% of women are the number of hours s
allergic to semen can live on a toilet
The people of Papua New Guinea it is
a K. believed that to become sexually mature men,
young boys must swallow the semen of their
elders
rae
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User avatar #38 - fuckdisshit (06/03/2012) [-]
It comes out at 31mph? thats probably the reason I got arrested for masturbating in a school zone
#92 to #38 - McFuckUp (06/04/2012) [-]
** ******** rolled a random image posted in comment #5062232 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw
#244 to #38 - Rascal (06/04/2012) [-]
O wow thats good.
#408 to #244 - Rascal (06/04/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
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#443 to #244 - padzyo has deleted their comment [-]
#53 to #38 - iamjackskidney (06/03/2012) [-]
Laughed harder than ihave all day.. Amazing comment
Laughed harder than ihave all day.. Amazing comment
#57 to #38 - momothebear (06/03/2012) [-]
you won yourself a giggity!
you won yourself a giggity!
#113 to #38 - zeruaargi (06/04/2012) [-]
I couldn't stop laughing
I couldn't stop laughing
#44 to #38 - Entertainment (06/03/2012) [-]
This comment is just too good.
#47 to #38 - flyingwhale (06/03/2012) [-]
epic comment
User avatar #39 to #38 - austinsaget (06/03/2012) [-]
This ******* comment.
User avatar #486 to #38 - swimmingprodigy (06/04/2012) [-]
omg best comment ive seen in ages
#484 to #38 - Rascal (06/04/2012) [-]
I don't get it...
inb4 red thumbs
User avatar #485 to #484 - miniwilliam (06/04/2012) [-]
He thinks that the reason he was arrested was for the speed of his semen being shot out of his penis (being 31 mph, way above speed limit in a school zone), while in fact he was masturbating in a SCHOOL zone, as an adult probably, which would make him be accused of pedophilia.

There you have it.
User avatar #34 - imagnetsux (06/03/2012) [-]
dear diary
toady i learned that papua new guinea is ******* weird
#46 to #34 - gooolol (06/03/2012) [-]
"call me again and I'll eat everything you love."
#36 to #34 - Rascal (06/03/2012) [-]
#109 - conoriskool (06/04/2012) [-]
High probability OP lives in Papua New Guinea
High probability OP lives in Papua New Guinea
#62 - bme (06/03/2012) [-]
mfw i checked and it wasnt in 			***************
mfw i checked and it wasnt in ***************
#52 - iamjackskidney (06/03/2012) [-]
**iamjackskidney rolled a random image posted in comment #96 at Fuck Me, Right? ** MFW Someone blew an 18 ft load...
**iamjackskidney rolled a random image posted in comment #96 at Fuck Me, Right? ** MFW Someone blew an 18 ft load...
#67 to #52 - biscuitlover (06/03/2012) [-]
**biscuitlover rolled a random image posted in comment #5087996 at FJ Pony Thread ** nice roll i suppose
#8 - mrparkinglot (06/03/2012) [-]
OP should travel to Papua New Guinea and try to become a man for the rest of his life... It would be a dream come true
#77 - frozo (06/03/2012) [-]
>Redneck women and men have yellow teeth
>Acid erodes enamel, making teeth yellow
>Redneck men eat a lot of meat and drink a lot of milk
>It all makes sense now
#258 to #77 - Rascal (06/04/2012) [-]
"average ph is 7.2-8". Even if your semen was on the low end of the spectrum it would still be considered "neutral"
User avatar #7 - Titanasgr (06/03/2012) [-]
Papua New Guinea, roger that we found OP's house.
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#395 - carnagejc (06/04/2012) [-]
MFW last fact
MFW last fact
#210 - thehuttjava (06/04/2012) [-]
yep I have pretty much nothing better to do
User avatar #310 to #210 - diresister (06/04/2012) [-]
thats 280 more humans than you
User avatar #476 to #310 - thehuttjava (06/04/2012) [-]
yes but they were all men, because...well you know, is OP
#477 to #476 - diresister (06/04/2012) [-]
guize op is a fagit.

thumbs nao pls

(doesn't matter had sex)
#479 to #478 - diresister (06/04/2012) [-]
kbai i got a theme park to run
User avatar #135 - rainbowshurrburt (06/04/2012) [-]
Scratching Papua New Guinea off of my vacations list.
User avatar #138 to #135 - Aethlius (06/04/2012) [-]
welcome to our resort, here is a complementary glass of our local "milk"
#91 - bossauce (06/04/2012) [-]
MFW I read that last fact
MFW I read that last fact
#101 to #91 - rooftoilet (06/04/2012) [-]
MFW reading the last fact
#105 to #102 - klondikemonster (06/04/2012) [-]
Ohhhhh Garrus
Ohhhhh Garrus
#149 - vinomz (06/04/2012) [-]
**vinomz rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at worth reading ** mfw semen
+1
#155 to #149 - bronybrandongunn **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#204 to #149 - iamnotacleverman (06/04/2012) [-]
Funnyjunk is... becoming a man...?
#427 - xchikoritax (06/04/2012) [-]
Dat last fact
#166 - eddi (06/04/2012) [-]
was all cool...til the end
was all cool...til the end
#334 - gettinglolz (06/04/2012) [-]
I could've gone all my life without knowing the last one.
#216 - akkere (06/04/2012) [-]
That sounds like a Frat Party gone wrong.
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