Glorious!. no, you whale.. FJ, are you kidding me? You guys all bitch and complain about how you're all "nice guys" and that it isn't fair that you guys get friendzoned, yet you
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#551 - awfuljunk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #317 - sweetellie (06/03/2012) [-]
Men: Why do girls worry so much about their appearance?
Men: Ew.. fat girls...
User avatar #354 to #317 - edmundblackadder (06/03/2012) [-]
so with your logic, there is no golden mean and measure? so it's either a weight-obsessed bitch or a lard-ass confident girl?
#359 to #354 - sweetellie (06/03/2012) [-]
....I don't know, sir.
User avatar #372 to #359 - edmundblackadder (06/03/2012) [-]
oh, it was just one of these generic thumb-friendly comments! my bad, miss!
#408 to #372 - sweetellie (06/03/2012) [-]
I actually didn't know what you were getting at.
I actually didn't know what you were getting at.
#389 - infliktion (06/03/2012) [-]
If 1st place is awesome, me coming in 111th place must make me glorious
If 1st place is awesome, me coming in 111th place must make me glorious
#392 to #389 - qspkwdoj (06/03/2012) [-]
No, you're a ******* loser.
#489 to #389 - redclover (06/03/2012) [-]
It's like getting 1st place 3 times!
User avatar #193 - giveallthehugs (06/03/2012) [-]
FJ, are you kidding me?
You guys all bitch and complain about how you're all "nice guys" and that it isn't fair that you guys get friendzoned, yet you see an overweight girl and you all jump at the opportunity to be assholes. 'omgz guiz that gurl doesnt like me bcz im so nice and girls only like douchebags!! gurlz only care about looks and moneyy1!!" "LULZ SHE A FAT LARD LOLOLOL". Don't care if I get red thumbs, some of you guys are real ******* hypocrites.
#235 to #193 - John Cena (06/03/2012) [-]
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#670 to #193 - John Cena (06/03/2012) [-]
It's called a joke Mr. giveallthehugs, a joke.
User avatar #739 to #670 - giveallthehugs (06/03/2012) [-]
*Ms.

& so is your love life.
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#255 to #193 - John Cena (06/03/2012) [-]
fat people are disgusting because they are the embodiment of laziness
User avatar #269 to #255 - giveallthehugs (06/03/2012) [-]
some of them really can't help it. obesity can be genetic, too. I have a friend who is overweight. he works out constantly and is a complete vegan; he is the exact opposite of lazy. some people don't CHOSE to be obese.
#272 to #269 - John Cena (06/03/2012) [-]
cause being vegan means he doesnt stuff his fat face with chocolate
User avatar #289 to #272 - giveallthehugs (06/03/2012) [-]
you're an idiot. he eats nothing that comes from animals. AKA eggs, milk, etc.
#731 to #289 - John Cena (06/03/2012) [-]
[url deleted] dumb ************
User avatar #534 to #255 - awesomedragonman (06/03/2012) [-]
i used to be fat like her, but then i took an exercise to the everywhere
User avatar #274 to #193 - jetpistol (06/03/2012) [-]
Did you just realise that? Most Fjers are raging 12 year olds.
#602 to #193 - John Cena (06/03/2012) [-]
Well, the thing is, if you're ugly, there's not a whole lot you can do about it, if you're fat, it's your own goddamn fault.
User avatar #736 to #602 - giveallthehugs (06/03/2012) [-]
not really, for some obese people it's genetic and as much as they try they can't really fix it.
User avatar #222 to #193 - nobodynexus (06/03/2012) [-]
Dude...You...legend...Nuf said
User avatar #263 to #222 - giveallthehugs (06/03/2012) [-]
*dudette, but thanks. (:
User avatar #268 to #263 - nobodynexus (06/03/2012) [-]
My apologies. But I will support your comment to the infinate percentage possible.
User avatar #270 to #268 - giveallthehugs (06/03/2012) [-]
Well thank you. (:
User avatar #303 to #193 - auesis (06/03/2012) [-]
THANK YOU.

******* finally, someone with a brain in this god-forsaken ******** of a community.
#147 - rigariga (06/03/2012) [-]
FJ Logic:

SHE NO DATE ME CAUSE SHE ONLY LIKE LOOKS!!@!@!@ I R NICE GUY!

HAHA FAT WHALE!

Seriously people..?
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#156 to #152 - rigariga (06/03/2012) [-]
I'm a Christian but your thinking of the wrong kind of lust. The lust that the Bible it against, is doing nothing for those who have nothing, even something small that would not affect you or take little more then a moment of your time.
User avatar #162 to #156 - bluedwarf (06/03/2012) [-]
ok here's a better word, gluttony. Now THAT is funny. Having the same state of mind as animals : as long as there is food I'll eat is damn disgusting, and should be frowned upon.
#214 to #162 - happymonkey (06/03/2012) [-]
a lot of people aren't privileged enough to buy healthy food and have to resort to food stamps and buy low quality, fatty foods. It usually has nothing to do with what they want to eat.
User avatar #234 to #214 - bluedwarf (06/03/2012) [-]
Acutally what you are mentioning is ridiculous. Poor people are fat? Seriously?
Noodles, beans, rice and bread are expensive and fatty?
User avatar #561 to #234 - uygfvbnmkjhg (06/03/2012) [-]
They often don't learn to cook (can't make proper good food), fast food is cheaper per meal. So yea, in the modern word being fat can be a sign of poverty.

(Which in my theory is why people see it as disgusting, as when slim you work out (which costs money at gym) and eat and make healthy food. In Africa (for example) it's attractive to be fat, because it shows you're rich.)
#621 to #561 - bluedwarf (06/03/2012) [-]
So is that the reason why we should feel better towards fat people? Cause of their incompetence, ignorance?

And don't tell me that reason I sense you will throw out, since you mentioned "didn't learn" as in their defence, that it is cause of their parrents, their surrounding they are like that.
Should we pitty terrorists then too, kriminals. I am not directly comparing those two, I agree, completely different things, but what they do have in common are bad attributes (and while some can be left ignored, others.. well this depends now, nobody is perfect, I am just throwing out my ideals of which values I strive towards.)
,which you would ascribe to how they were raised. I ask you, can you really take that as an excuse?

So these all white knights here that are fighting for justice, will tomorrow laugh at someone being hit by a truck, midgets and what all not. They will sneer at some unlucky case that someone has suffered, which is by all means out of his reach to change it, but at people whose will is weak, who invest their time in temporary satisfaction which will bring them misery in the future, is this righteous?
User avatar #660 to #621 - uygfvbnmkjhg (06/03/2012) [-]
No, it's one reason to not hate and to understand. We don't need to feel better about anything if we don't want to. I just wanted air out my thought (if you can say so in English).

And of course it's that reason, I feel bad for terrorists and criminals if they feel they got no other choice. The world is a sick place. Even if they are two completely different things. And not understanding the world and knowing is a bad attribute, I agree.

It's never an excuse, it's a reason. There is a lot of reasons why things happen which some people use as excuses and blame them without a cause.

And sorry for my bad English, I don't quite understand the last paragraph at all, if you want me to do so, can you maybe explain it again? So I can understand you and have a more proper discussion.

(Now I also feel we kind of lost the subject, but feel free to return to it if you want to. Just wanted to point it out as it can be used against me in this cause. )
User avatar #691 to #660 - bluedwarf (06/03/2012) [-]
It was never about hate, although humor is often linked with hate.

Like what the comments are saying, all some white knights (good guys over the net) who are trying to deffend this girl by saying we make fun of girls in a way that well think all are stupid- or in that negative direction actually, cause they are friendzoning us?
I mean wtf, that has nothing to do with this, if someone expresses his anger, his disapointed he experienced in love, you can't compare that to people's flaws, not in this way! Love is one thing and all that comes with it, it's not that simple, therefor you can't compare it so easily. I understand people are unjust after rejections, and these noble souls here that are trying to defend should understand it. It's for fun, for ****** sake.
So reasons right? Yea there are reasons for everything, so will you say it's some random neanderthal fault that 9/11 happened, or go even further, I don't know some destined to evolve to humans long dead animal? If we are going to link everything then no one is even guilty for anything.

-the last part I meant that we laugh at guy being hit by a truck, midget fights, car accidents, and that's ok, although those people had/couldn't have no direct contact that could change the result. But when a thing like this comes out, oh, then all get so sensitive and compassionate.. how sad
User avatar #704 to #691 - uygfvbnmkjhg (06/03/2012) [-]
Yea, I probably went too far there. I am just over-sensitive myself.

The start of the long paragraph I have no opinion about so whatever, so we can leave that subject.

But of the end of it;
You don't need to go that far, you never have to. Just often one or two persons in the chain to a person who is idiotic. Whose fault it is, but it's also those people who do its (?) fault aswell, as they're doing it. Also everyone who doesn't stop them from doing what they're doing it. There is mostly more than one.

I got it now, thank you.
I feel then that it's terrible, as I feel mostly bad when I read/see that. As it's not really funny at all. But it's not up to me to judge these people, even if they would be two faced, idiotic, terrible, ect. But more than that, I think you got a point there. (If I understand what you said correctly.)

I just think that you shouldn't joke about some things, like being fat and other subjects which you joke about on this site.

(Anyway, sorry if I say against myself in something. I think I have, but I am not sure.)
User avatar #709 to #704 - bluedwarf (06/03/2012) [-]
Ok, but haha, I actually do find fat people funny, not in the hate sense funny, you know I pitty them just as someone is pitying me for smoking for example (just an example) and I sorted that out as funny. And when a guy get's hit by a rhino that's also funny, I look at how people react at those situations, and that's is both interesting and amusing to me..
User avatar #715 to #709 - uygfvbnmkjhg (06/03/2012) [-]
Yea, you got all right to do so. Even if I find it terrible that you do.

There is just those people who doesn't understand the joke and feel bad and starts disliking them self for what they are. Which in this case is a lot of people when one talks about fatness, it's such a sensitive subject and sometimes considering "hated" to be fat.
User avatar #718 to #715 - bluedwarf (06/03/2012) [-]
It's difficult one yea. And I won't hold us both from sleep anymore haha, just one last thing.
This particular case is funny because it is trying to raise fat people's pride, they want to create something that would seem normal, of course you can't blame them but, it's funny like I would try to promote retarded, or disabled persons, it's ok we accept them, but you can change unlike them, right?
So nice trick, but no cigar
User avatar #720 to #718 - uygfvbnmkjhg (06/03/2012) [-]
I don't have school tomorrow and it's not even 23, I need no sleep ;D
But sleep well and angel dreams

Thank you for the explanation, I'll read it a few more times to get it because you been so nice to write it. But practice your English, it's hard and never give up. In the end you'll become pro. (A dream I given up a long time ago.)
User avatar #153 to #147 - bluedwarf (06/03/2012) [-]
But fat people are different kinf of sinners, they gave up to lust..
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User avatar #233 to #147 - gggeee (06/03/2012) [-]
Yes but the majority of fat girls (I'm not talking chunky I'm talking ******* Blue Whale) I've met are cunts
#375 - Gerex (06/03/2012) [-]

Be nice, every body has feelings, and wants loves.



Here honey.
#370 - John Cena (06/03/2012) [-]
/end fat joke   
She actually could not go down anymore than maybe a size 18-20, due to her skeleton, and she could perfectly trim then and in great shape. But that would completely ignore the fact that women are supposed to have at least 12% body fat to function and 30% to do so properly. I think that since few of you guys are at your prime you have little room to actually say anything about her.
/end fat joke
She actually could not go down anymore than maybe a size 18-20, due to her skeleton, and she could perfectly trim then and in great shape. But that would completely ignore the fact that women are supposed to have at least 12% body fat to function and 30% to do so properly. I think that since few of you guys are at your prime you have little room to actually say anything about her.
User avatar #386 to #370 - jimmydeenbomb (06/03/2012) [-]
that made me feel awesome
#306 - auesis (06/03/2012) [-]
>"WAAH WE'RE NICE GUYS, WHY DO GIRLS DATE ASSHOLES"
>"FAT BITCH LOL"

I'm baffled by your idiocy and currently ashamed to be associated with any of you.
#312 to #306 - ancientchaos (06/03/2012) [-]
aint dat de trut'   
   
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aint dat de trut'

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#321 to #306 - nutmegkitty (06/03/2012) [-]
Yup. A lot of guys who whine about being friendzoned are actually doing the friendzoning themselves.
User avatar #557 to #321 - auesis (06/03/2012) [-]
They're also not helping by being total douchebags themselves. Hypocrisy knows no bounds.
User avatar #555 to #339 - auesis (06/03/2012) [-]
Pretty much this.
#260 - hueyfreeman (06/03/2012) [-]
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I don't care that she's fat, I just think she's horribly unattractive because she's the type of person that would create a ******* stupid picture like this. I actually don't think she's bad looking.

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User avatar #674 - piclemaniscool (06/03/2012) [-]
I'm alright with any weight as long as it doesn't look vein-y or like cottage cheese (wierd and lumpy). She has smooth skin, so I certainly have no complaints about her, but there are some people that are just NASTY.
#599 - thesmilyingdawg (06/03/2012) [-]
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#381 - helenwheels (06/03/2012) [-]
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#76 - tentaclerapee (06/03/2012) [-]
Beuatiful than my size   
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Beuatiful than my size
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#81 to #76 - John Cena (06/03/2012) [-]
Beuatiful than my size
Beuatiful
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#388 - bossauce (06/03/2012) [-]
MFW half the girls at my school are fatter than her
MFW half the girls at my school are fatter than her
User avatar #483 to #388 - gladiader (06/03/2012) [-]
and you probably live in Georgia or Texas too...
User avatar #493 to #483 - wizardofstuff (06/03/2012) [-]
I live in Georgia and they are plenty of relatively skinny people.




Please don't kill me
#496 to #493 - gladiader (06/03/2012) [-]
Don't worry, I won't kill you   
   
   
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But the point was that Georgia has the highest child obesity rate, and Texas has the highest obesity rate
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But the point was that Georgia has the highest child obesity rate, and Texas has the highest obesity rate
User avatar #740 to #496 - wizardofstuff (06/03/2012) [-]
Fuuuuuuu
User avatar #495 to #483 - bossauce (06/03/2012) [-]
Nope, Ohio
What a twist
User avatar #508 to #388 - awesomedragonman (06/03/2012) [-]
you should see my school...... gonna need whalord
#402 to #388 - John Cena (06/03/2012) [-]
Bet you live in 'Merica
#406 to #402 - bossauce (06/03/2012) [-]
And your point is?
#630 to #406 - John Cena (06/03/2012) [-]
You tell me , check the statistics pal. In every rumor there is some truth..
#13 - bitchimflawless (06/03/2012) [-]
I think she's pretty its just the fact that she posted a picture of herself naked on the internet that makes me dislike her.
I think she's pretty its just the fact that she posted a picture of herself naked on the internet that makes me dislike her.
User avatar #75 to #13 - moronicgenius (06/03/2012) [-]
I can respect that.
User avatar #302 - blairbearforever (06/03/2012) [-]
I'm thin and the thing that bothers me about this is that whenever I'm out someplace there is some large person who is compelled to approach me and get all offended that I'm thinner than they are.

Some people can't help that they are thin just as much as some can't help they are large, stop making me feel like **** about myself because you are the latter.
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