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#1 - dshfdgf (06/02/2012) [-]
I actually read the whole thing...
#2 - anon (06/02/2012) [-]
In a couple years this will be the norm for newspapers
User avatar #4 - chaoticneutral (06/03/2012) [-]
I lol'd so hard when I read "We can put a man on the moon, but we can't bomb a tiny Asian nation into the stone age?"
#3 - ravenseclipse (06/03/2012) [-]
I want the ******* subscription, Jesus H. Christ so I can read every god damned issue of this wonderful **** .
#5 - SGfannr (06/03/2012) [-]
This is 			*******		 beautiful
This is ******* beautiful
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