My brains logic. . Bitch please! we' re so skinny you couldn' t treat your may out of a Paper bag. Bitch please'. What has more range, your Tittle hitter knife
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My brains logic

Bitch please!
we' re so skinny
you couldn' t treat
your may out of a
Paper bag.
Bitch please'.
What has more
range, your Tittle
hitter knife or my
gun?
Bitch please!
we coultan' t last a
minute cut of water.
Bitch please!
I EDEN kid! Wm Beer? '
like a Netball.
Bitch pl...
gal.
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#15 - kingkittan (06/02/2012) [-]
Because Jason ALWAYS died after being shot.
#44 to #15 - powerfapping (06/02/2012) [-]
How does he do it?
#10 - WolfRider (06/02/2012) [-]
am i really the only one who gets these instead of spiders?

because they eat spiders
User avatar #11 to #10 - emokiwi (06/02/2012) [-]
Oh **** , I have them too, I see them all the time on my wall and then cant ****** sleep. I looked them up though, they aren't harmful to humans in any way, except fear.
User avatar #49 to #11 - WolfRider (06/02/2012) [-]
technically theyre poisonous, but they cant break human skin

so if they could wed all be ******
#76 to #10 - bilall (06/02/2012) [-]
here is my story

>cousin hangs out everyday
>we are like best friends
>first time sleeping over, we see one of thees in my room
>nope nope nope into the basement to sleep instead
>see another one (we think it followed us) on the floor nearby.
>nope nope calls parents at 3 am never sleeps over again.
>mfw now im alone

User avatar #20 to #10 - vinyls (06/02/2012) [-]
I saw one in my bathroom yesterday morning tried to kill it, but I failed. Oh well, I guess no shave november starts early this year
#46 to #10 - blackbriar (06/02/2012) [-]
What if you found one in your brownies?
#27 to #10 - mmmmcheezy (06/02/2012) [-]
okay story time
-I live in the basement room of our house
-be jackin it one day
-about to come so i quickly grab a towel off the floor
-one of the ****** centipede things falls out
-lands right on the top of my dick
-scream and come at the same time
-centipede thing gets launched by the onslaught of jizz against the floor
-immediately stomp it out of instinct
-parents run in and find me naked with bug guts and jizz all over my feet

..and that's why i don't leave my dirty laundry on the floor anymore.
#98 to #27 - minymrman (06/02/2012) [-]
Dude. I 			*******		 died. For you, a gif.
Dude. I ******* died. For you, a gif.
#97 to #27 - pistro (06/02/2012) [-]
"I CAME!! MY PARENTS!!!"
"I CAME!! MY PARENTS!!!"
#9 - kirkbot (06/02/2012) [-]
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thx spiderbro
#8 - ragingbrony (06/02/2012) [-]
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User avatar #64 - datpokerface (06/02/2012) [-]
That awkward moment when you are scared so much, instead of turning white, you turn black and become an olympic runner.
#14 - justpushrightback (06/02/2012) [-]
mfw i cant find the spider i just saw.
mfw i cant find the spider i just saw.
#19 - lozac (06/02/2012) [-]
**lozac rolled a random image posted in comment #91 at Born to be... ** mfw i saw this
#53 - toxicfate (06/02/2012) [-]
**toxicfate rolled a random image posted in comment #49 at Hey there ** what scares the **** out of me
#87 to #53 - kibbleking (06/02/2012) [-]
**kibbleking rolled a random image posted in comment #5477500 at FJ Pony Thread **
Perfect roll is perfect.
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#25 - ninex (06/02/2012) [-]
jason is not that easy, actually he's not easy at all.
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#61 to #40 - xozonex (06/02/2012) [-]
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#101 - generalrevan (06/02/2012) [-]
When I see a spider.
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#95 - banelingking (06/02/2012) [-]
*devours
#100 to #95 - Rascal (06/02/2012) [-]
*spelling
User avatar #78 - hornyharris (06/02/2012) [-]
am i the only person on the internet that isn't scared of insects
#84 to #78 - zzero (06/02/2012) [-]
nope!
User avatar #91 to #78 - theoriginalbastard (06/02/2012) [-]
My first though---
User avatar #36 - kyoutu (06/02/2012) [-]
One does not simply kill jason with bullets...
#33 - autumnmayjune (06/02/2012) [-]
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User avatar #60 - sillylittlefuckers (06/02/2012) [-]
Dementors don't require any physical strength, they suck out your soul.
Jason usually startles his victims, thus your gun wouldn't be able to save you.
Sharks can survive outside of the water for about five to ten minutes.
Chucky would probably stab your leg before you had the chance to kick him.
Nearly every species of spider lacks the ability to "devour" a human. There is no need to lose your cool around them.
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User avatar #65 to #62 - sillylittlefuckers (06/02/2012) [-]
I am just stating my facts. I don't care if anybody gives a **** .
#66 to #65 - kibbleking (06/02/2012) [-]
**kibbleking rolled a random image posted in comment #168 at Maybe it's being a slob? ** I give a **** ....
#68 to #66 - sillylittlefuckers (06/02/2012) [-]
I umm appreciate your 			****		. Thank you.
I umm appreciate your **** . Thank you.
#69 to #68 - kibbleking (06/02/2012) [-]
**kibbleking rolled a random image posted in comment #5483687 at FJ Pony Thread **
did it taste good?
#70 to #69 - sillylittlefuckers (06/02/2012) [-]
**			******************		 rolled a random image posted in comment #182 at yup ** yes
** ****************** rolled a random image posted in comment #182 at yup ** yes
User avatar #72 to #70 - kibbleking (06/02/2012) [-]
Good, good.... Then you must have stasted the fried tuna.
#75 to #74 - kibbleking (06/02/2012) [-]
**kibbleking rolled a random image posted in comment #5147714 at FJ Pony Thread ** OMG I like tuna too!!! I added peppers and everything!
User avatar #77 to #75 - sillylittlefuckers (06/02/2012) [-]
And pickles.
#85 to #77 - kibbleking (06/02/2012) [-]
**kibbleking rolled a random image posted in comment #134 at PONYSCOPES ** pickles? Nah, man, you must be tasteing the anchovie pizza!
User avatar #90 to #85 - sillylittlefuckers (06/02/2012) [-]
I think this is going too far. Have a splendid day, dear sir.
#67 - kibbleking (06/02/2012) [-]
**kibbleking rolled a random image posted in comment #127 at Nice **   
what I give an eff about.
**kibbleking rolled a random image posted in comment #127 at Nice **
what I give an eff about.
#22 - Rascal (06/02/2012) [-]
jason is invinsible watch the final one as you can see he survived getting shot by cia agents. so is chucky from childs play. watch all 5 if you would like to prove my point. so therefore, your logic is invalid.
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