Crazy Deaths. oc add & sub. Nigerian dictator Sani Apache, died at his residence in Abuja of a heart attack, rumored to have been caused by the ingestion of
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Crazy Deaths

Nigerian dictator Sani Apache, died at his residence
in Abuja of a heart attack, rumored to have been
caused by the ingestion of large quantities of the
drug VIAGRA as a prelude to an orgy. (1998)
Frank Hayes, jockey, suffered a heart attack
during a horse race. The horse, Sweet Kiss,
went on to finish first, making Hayes the only
deceased jockey to win a race. (1953)
A Dutch woman studying in Paris, Renee
was killed and eaten by a classmate, Issei
Sagawa, when he invited her to dinner for a literary
conversation. The killer was declared unfit to stand trial
and extradited back to Japan, where he was released
from custody within fifteen months. (1981)
Kenneth Pinyin an Enumclaw, Seattle WA. man, died of acute
peritonitis after submitting to anal intercourse with a stallion. The
man had done this before, though apparently this time his partner
was a little too keen, and delayed several hours to visit hospital
wishing to avoid official cognisance. The case may lead to the
criminalization of bestiality in Washington. (2005)
Vic Morrow, actor, was decapitated by helicopter
blade during filming of "Twilight Zone: The Movie"
and was killed instantly, along with two child actors
Myca Dinh Le and Renee Shinkai Chen. (1982)
Francois Faber, Luxembourgian Tour France winner, died in a
trench on the western front of World War 1. He received a
ife had given birth to a daughter. He
cheered, giving away his position, and was shot by a German
sniper (1915).
telegram saying his
Sherwood Anderson, writer, swallowed a toothpick
at a party and then died of peritonitis. (1941)
Jack Daniel, founder of the famous Tennessee whiskey
leery, died of blood poisoning due to a toe injury he
received after kicking his safe in anger when he could not
remember its combination code. (1911)
Jerome Irving Royale, an American pioneer of organic farming,
died of a heart attack while being interviewed on the Dick Caveat
Show. When he appeared to fall asleep, Caveat quipped "Are we
boring you, Mr. Royale?". The show was never broadcast. (1971)
Tommy Cooper, British magician, died on stage at Her
Majesty' s Theatre during a live television routine. Most of the
audience and viewers believed it was part of his act. (1984)
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#1 - kaboomz (05/31/2012) [-]
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the horse won the race because he wanted take the jockey to paramedics

"Dont die on me man! you can do it!"
User avatar #124 to #1 - spinsser (06/01/2012) [-]
that's beautiful man :'(
#68 to #56 - itrinx (06/01/2012) [-]
well done sir, well done.
#66 - ragingbrony (06/01/2012) [-]
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Old Jack Daniel died from a toe injury?
PFFT, please...
#125 to #50 - subarumaster (06/01/2012) [-]
But then he got ****** by a horse.
#51 to #50 - adamcsyou (06/01/2012) [-]
...and horses
#77 to #51 - bossauce (06/01/2012) [-]
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#105 to #51 - anon (06/01/2012) [-]
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#16 - downstrait (05/31/2012) [-]
kenneth, prepare your anus.
kenneth, prepare your anus.
User avatar #29 to #16 - cinnless (06/01/2012) [-]
Bite the pillow, I'm going in dry.
#228 - anon (06/01/2012) [-]
I don't know whether to laugh or cry :P

Poor guy
#140 - tokenblaqguy (06/01/2012) [-]
Hope I win this horse race
#175 to #145 - flawlesswinz (06/01/2012) [-]
I think this would be better.
User avatar #203 to #175 - mrbuu (06/01/2012) [-]
using this meme that wrong i think you need about -100 thumbs.
#198 - amitasish (06/01/2012) [-]
heart attacks?
please tell me more.
#202 to #198 - anon (06/01/2012) [-]
Kira you basterd!
pic unrelated
#48 - thehemophiliac (06/01/2012) [-]
He just looks like the kind of ****** that would screw a horse.
#52 to #48 - kridane (06/01/2012) [-]
More like her.
User avatar #70 to #52 - itrinx (06/01/2012) [-]
I WOULD BANG EVERY SINGLE PART OF SASHA GREY DUDE, WITH NO EXCEPTION
User avatar #75 to #70 - poptartfight (06/01/2012) [-]
Even her colon?
#76 to #75 - itrinx (06/01/2012) [-]
for sure
for sure
User avatar #79 to #76 - poptartfight (06/01/2012) [-]
Kinky. Whilst she ***** or not?
#81 to #79 - itrinx (06/01/2012) [-]
I prefer natural girls. Taking a **** is natural.
User avatar #83 to #81 - poptartfight (06/01/2012) [-]
So yes?
#86 to #83 - itrinx (06/01/2012) [-]
Sure.
Sure.
#87 to #86 - poptartfight (06/01/2012) [-]
ohgodwhat.
#93 to #92 - poptartfight (06/01/2012) [-]
daddy don't hurt me
#94 to #93 - itrinx (06/01/2012) [-]
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#97 to #95 - itrinx (06/01/2012) [-]
Come back here you little 			******
Come back here you little ******
#99 to #98 - itrinx (06/01/2012) [-]
we should stop this now this is gonna be too much akward
#102 to #99 - poptartfight (06/01/2012) [-]
I guess it would.
#104 to #102 - itrinx (06/01/2012) [-]
Definitely
Definitely
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#184 to #52 - cruzslzr (06/01/2012) [-]
dude the things I'd do to spend a night with this woman would scare you, I'd try my best to destroy her cooch and then proceed to ********* her until she gags so hard she'd remember it for the rest of her life. followed by a nice dinner and a movie
mfw I'm not big enough to do these things
#57 to #48 - thedesignerisdead (06/01/2012) [-]
he'd probaly bang her too
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#163 - Ljdawg (06/01/2012) [-]
****		 YEAH, WASHINGTON
**** YEAH, WASHINGTON
#174 to #163 - washingtonhick (06/01/2012) [-]
Snoqualmie
#206 - medici (06/01/2012) [-]
MFW I realized that my last name is Faber and I am from Luxembourg
MFW I realized that my last name is Faber and I am from Luxembourg
#110 - darthblam ONLINE (06/01/2012) [-]
#111 to #110 - darthblam ONLINE (06/01/2012) [-]
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#54 - adamcsyou (06/01/2012) [-]
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#177 - TheInvader (06/01/2012) [-]
for Francois Faber one
for Francois Faber one
#13 - anon (05/31/2012) [-]
Tommy Cooper was more a comedian than he was a magician. People loved him. In his final act he was wearing a very long dress (from the far east) When he collapsed it was said that it looked like he sank into the floor. The audience, thinking this was a part of the act, roared with laughter.
That's not a bad way to go... make a theatre full of people laugh at your death.
Bravo sir, bravo.
User avatar #40 to #13 - nintendolover (06/01/2012) [-]
but how exactly did he die?
#49 to #40 - tallicafannn (06/01/2012) [-]
Heart attack.
User avatar #195 to #40 - gleonardi (06/01/2012) [-]
comment #7 posted the link to the presentation where he dies.

I dont recommend watching it though
User avatar #5 - Sethorein ONLINE (05/31/2012) [-]
peritonitis.... caused by toothpicks and anal with horses....

The more you know o.o
User avatar #73 to #5 - RisenLichen ONLINE (06/01/2012) [-]
the toothpick could've cut up his abdomen/lower intestine, casuing inflammation. and the horse dick could've just...expanded, in there?
User avatar #100 to #73 - Sethorein ONLINE (06/01/2012) [-]
perforations my friend, perforations caused by massive dick penetration. Fear it...
User avatar #108 to #100 - RisenLichen ONLINE (06/01/2012) [-]
why would i want a giant dick in me anyway?

im not OP
User avatar #133 to #108 - Sethorein ONLINE (06/01/2012) [-]
...I dunno... everyone has their price, right?
User avatar #244 to #133 - RisenLichen ONLINE (06/01/2012) [-]
well, mine isnt a giant dick
User avatar #246 to #244 - Sethorein ONLINE (06/01/2012) [-]
but how much would it take to get you to take one.

5 billion is my number. Honestly, with 5 billion dollars... I can pay to have the guy killed... and buy a yacht... and buy a yacht to put on top of my yacht... to hide my shame...
User avatar #47 - fedegon (06/01/2012) [-]
So the guy died from having anal sex with a horse...
Well, there go my dreams.
#30 - mrmamric (06/01/2012) [-]
Those weren't heart attacks...
User avatar #32 to #30 - amiritebro (06/01/2012) [-]
I was thinking the same thing. xD
#219 - glasgowrangers (06/01/2012) [-]
Stupid deaths, stupid deaths, they're funny cause they're true
Stupid deaths, stupid deaths, they're funny cause they're true
#239 to #219 - anon (06/01/2012) [-]
That was EXACTLY what I was thinking of when I read this.
#242 to #219 - freddosrock (06/01/2012) [-]
Stupid deaths, stupid deaths, hope next time it's not you!
#224 to #219 - bobulous (06/01/2012) [-]
i ******* love that show!
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