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BACK THE FUCK UP
IS THAT FUCKING , i',
YOU BET YOUR STUPID ASS IT IS.
IT' S NOT JUST ANY PAPER TOWEL YOU l I
IGNORANT FUCK. THIS SHIT SOAKS UP WATER, s .
POP, SOUP, FECAL MATTER, OR WHATEVER , '
YOUR STUPID ASS CAN MANAGE TO SPILL.
SHAMWOW ISN' T YOUR
S PAPER TOWEL,
THIS SHIT HAS MORE SUCKING
POWER THAN A HOOKER USING A
VACUUM,
THIS IS so FUCKING
EXTREME THAT IT' LL EVEN l
ABSORB YOUR FUCKING DOG.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE you WAITING Ci
FOR? PICK UP THE GOOD/ INN PHONE HOLY SHIT THIS IS Stl I
AND ORDER THIS BITCH. NEED A FUCKING HEADSET BECAUSE THIS
BITCH TAKES TWO HANDS TO USE,
WHAT THE
FUCK IS THAT?
fuck me tenders, its a god damn
flashlight
hold the phone now, dickjuice, this aint no
ordinary flashlight
look at the fuckin grip and how bumpy it is you
know that shit wont be farin out of your hand when
you Mug an infant across the skull with it.
not even benjamin franklin could invent a light so
fucking amazing as this and hes benjy fuckin
franklin
seriously if the power went out, this motherfucker
might as well stick into the wall like a dicksnort
and Just run the show
id shove this up my ass twice
gladly
HOLY DICKING CUNTS ON BAGELS
ls theta motherfucking BEE pen’???
when that'? You dent wanna write a to page
i' ttg, essay on how fucking awesome this goddamn shit
yo It,", your mother' s fat fucking tits it is. Milli pocket gamma? is? too bad, faggot.
loo at this cunt. holy fumes fuck this thing is . . 8. mla you need to
sexy. its got a blue fucking cap and shit. you . write it with this cooking pen. it' ll make you jut
know why, dickface? because the ink is fucking faster than the ink coming out of it,
blue as your halls after watching Baywatch, you
homy insect you can open it up and use the who to smoke
weed. haw fucking awesome is that??? read it in
the fucking manual faggot.
you can' t erase this shit, fuck. no. when you
write shit, it might as well he with the blood #3”
ttom your own tutoring attack, op'' HOLY SHIT You FUCKING WHORE
tutoring “raging its tthe because you have to write it on your own with this
FUCKING PEN.
It how
Ctlr army
mum out we no HOLY SHIT you can
make carbon copies with this can
IT' S MOTHERFUCKING ' iii !iii.
THINK THIS BITCHES OLD? THINK AGAIN l " - . ll' _ '
THE moses IS MADE or FUCKING METAL SHIT _ "
you KNOW you WANT To STICK yous COCK IN IT -at Mil
you CAN EVEN SEE SHIT BEHIND you on one BASE tli
DOUBLES AS A FUCKING ANT! -RAPE ounce
THIS ' sews AT soon see so you* LL BE
COLD AS FUCK WHEN you TURN IT on
JESUS CHRIST THIS THING COULD star FUCKING GLOBAL
MUTHERFUCKING WARMING RIGHT HOLY SHIT
you sot use FUCK yous SHIT. THOSE CUNTS ARE FOR
moors WHO DONT WANT we SHIT BLOWN out
or THEM FROM A MOTHERFUCKING FAN
YOU ARE HARDCORE AS FUCK IF you GOT ONE OF
THESE LITTLE SHIPS
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Views: 1233 Submitted: 05/31/2012