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I Can't Even.

BACK THE **** UP
IS THAT ******* , i',
YOU BET YOUR STUPID ASS IT IS.
IT' S NOT JUST ANY PAPER TOWEL YOU l I
IGNORANT **** . THIS **** SOAKS UP WATER, s .
POP, SOUP, FECAL MATTER, OR WHATEVER , '
YOUR STUPID ASS CAN MANAGE TO SPILL.
SHAMWOW ISN' T YOUR
S PAPER TOWEL,
THIS **** HAS MORE SUCKING
POWER THAN A HOOKER USING A
VACUUM,
THIS IS so *******
EXTREME THAT IT' LL EVEN l
ABSORB YOUR ******* DOG.
WHAT THE **** ARE you WAITING Ci
FOR? PICK UP THE GOOD/ INN PHONE HOLY **** THIS IS Stl I
AND ORDER THIS BITCH. NEED A ******* HEADSET BECAUSE THIS
BITCH TAKES TWO HANDS TO USE,
WHAT THE
**** IS THAT?
**** me tenders, its a god damn
flashlight
hold the phone now, dickjuice, this aint no
ordinary flashlight
look at the ****** grip and how bumpy it is you
know that **** wont be farin out of your hand when
you Mug an infant across the skull with it.
not even benjamin franklin could invent a light so
******* amazing as this and hes benjy ******
franklin
seriously if the power went out, this ************
might as well stick into the wall like a dicksnort
and Just run the show
id shove this up my ass twice
gladly
HOLY DICKING CUNTS ON BAGELS
ls theta ************* BEE pen’???
when that'? You dent wanna write a to page
i' ttg, essay on how ******* awesome this goddamn ****
yo It,", your mother' s fat ******* tits it is. Milli pocket gamma? is? too bad, faggot.
loo at this cunt. holy fumes **** this thing is . . 8. mla you need to
sexy. its got a blue ******* cap and **** . you . write it with this cooking pen. it' ll make you jut
know why, dickface? because the ink is ******* faster than the ink coming out of it,
blue as your halls after watching Baywatch, you
homy insect you can open it up and use the who to smoke
weed. haw ******* awesome is that??? read it in
the ******* manual faggot.
you can' t erase this **** , **** . no. when you
write **** , it might as well he with the blood #3”
ttom your own tutoring attack, op'' HOLY **** You ******* WHORE
tutoring “raging its tthe because you have to write it on your own with this
******* PEN.
It how
Ctlr army
mum out we no HOLY **** you can
make carbon copies with this can
IT' S ************* ' iii !iii.
THINK THIS BITCHES OLD? THINK AGAIN l " - . ll' _ '
THE moses IS MADE or ******* METAL **** _ "
you KNOW you WANT To STICK yous COCK IN IT -at Mil
you CAN EVEN SEE **** BEHIND you on one BASE tli
DOUBLES AS A ******* ANT! -RAPE ounce
THIS ' sews AT soon see so you* LL BE
COLD AS **** WHEN you TURN IT on
JESUS CHRIST THIS THING COULD star ******* GLOBAL
************* WARMING RIGHT HOLY ****
you sot use **** yous **** . THOSE CUNTS ARE FOR
moors WHO DONT WANT we **** BLOWN out
or THEM FROM A ************* FAN
YOU ARE HARDCORE AS **** IF you GOT ONE OF
THESE LITTLE SHIPS
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Submitted: 05/31/2012
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