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Greetings, gentlefolk.
I am but a recent visitor to your lands, a stranger bearing a bifurcated ladle. My christian name is Katherine, although my more frequent nom-de-plume is ''the penguin of disastrous fortune'', hahaha... As can be at once ascertained, my actions are not without a certain absurdity. It is that same quality that has called me to this place, in order to find brethren of similar persuasion. While my years exceed a dozen by only one, I am reasonably sagacious. I enjoy at once the animated works of Zim the Invader, and the company of my ladylove - I am a bisexual, a fact I trust will not cause undue animosity. She and I dote upon the aforementioned show due to its exceedingly apt potrayal life's arbitrary nature. My dearest is as absurd as I, but we continue to seek others of kindred spirit, to find, as wrote Baudelaire, ''mon semblable, mon frère!'' Haha... In any case, my most cherished wish is to befriend new compatriots, and entertain with them a most fruitful discussion!
A MOST DISASTROUS FORTUNE UPON YOU ALL!!!!! Apologies, I was simply indulging my foolishness once more. Farewell!

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(05/31/2012)[-]

I love you so much for doing this

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I wish people still spoke like this. It brings out the beauty of the English language.

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(05/31/2012)[-]

Hey, it was entirely worth the effort if someone replied with a picture of Javier Bardem shedding manly tears.

pic related to manliness.

#182 to #166 - whirlwind

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(05/31/2012)[-]

Excellent read, my fine sir.

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(05/31/2012)[-]

You my fine sir are indoubtadly exquisitely fancy.

I shall expect to see you in the top comments.

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(05/31/2012)[-]

You are a God among men.

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Made my day, thank you

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(05/31/2012)[-]

you are god

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(05/31/2012)[-]

I came

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i can't see it it's too small

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#154 to #77 - ienjoyrofling

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(05/31/2012)[-]

Actually, from that small photo, I did make out THIS beauty from my info thread folder. Enjoy guys. (It's not actually about trolling, but neat anyways.) I also have some other info pictures, I don't ever post much, but if you guys have ANYTHING in specific you'd like some knowledge on, maybe I can help? (most I have are just little tid-bits of nice-to-know-info, but who knows? Ask and thou shalt receive.)

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You need to use google chrome to see it

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(05/31/2012)[-]

That is one of the oldest copypasta's ever. Still funny to see the newfags rage though.

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(05/31/2012)[-]

Cupcakes with sausages inside them are the best thing in the world, btw

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(05/31/2012)[-]

change the sausage to bacon and you may be onto something

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(05/31/2012)[-]

sausages made with bacon and I am onto something

#146 - ilikecows**User deleted account**

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(05/31/2012)[-]

Greetings, everyone. I am new (one second - let me get this spork out of my way.) My name is Katy, but you can call me the Penguin of Doom. (I'm laughing aloud.) As you can plainly see, my actions have no pattern whatsoever. That is why I have come here. To meet similarly patternless individuals, such as myself.
I am 13 - mature for my age, however! - and I enjoy watching Invader Zim with my girlfriend. (I am bisexual. Please approach this subject maturely.) It is our favorite television show, as it adequately displays stochastic manners of behavior such as we possess.
She behaves without order - of course - but I wish to meet more individuals of her and my kind. As the saying goes, "the more, the merrier."
Ah, it is to laugh. Anyway, I hope to make many friends here, so please comment freely.
Doom!
That is simply one of many examples of my random actions. Ha, ha. Fare thee well. I wish you much love and waffles.
Yours,
The Penguin of Doom.

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(05/31/2012)[-]

Look apon this reproduction of you without clothes