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Women Logic Comp

Compiled by me from various web sites on the interwebs. Hope you enjoy it. The tags are a fact...................... I wish.

Women Logic Comp
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Submitted: 05/30/2012
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#2 - narwhalsnballs **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (4 replies)
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#62 to #59 - stafflessmoses (05/30/2012) [-]
My girlfriend refuses to get cummed on her face, but allows anal.

She says, 'it degrades me as a woman."
User avatar #23 - Ibiza (05/30/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Our logic is very to easy to understand. To understand how to bend the spoon, you first realize...there is no spoon.
#42 - flingwing (05/30/2012) [+] (21 replies)
this whole stereotype thing pisses me off, not all girls are paranoid, manipulative, shallow, bitchy cunts that will never want to have sex with anyone, nor are they to be treated like mindless sex toys

not all men are sex crazed, cheating assholes that play video games constantly and masturbate nonstop.

there are those among us and there are those who fall near but not quite to either side of the ************ spectrum yo.

i think y'all should just stop thinking about it and treat people like people. instead of treating them according to their age, race, gender, sexual preference or otherwise.

****** annoyin dog.
User avatar #10 - rawrbowwow (05/30/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I found the translation!
"Yes" = No
"No" = Yes
"Maybe" = No
"I'm sorry" = You'll be sorry
"We need" = I want
"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now
"Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later
"We need to talk" = I need to complain
"Sure go ahead" = I don't want you to
"I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
"You're so manly" = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
"Be romantic, turn out the lights" = I have flabby thighs
"This kitchen is so inconvenient" = I want a new house
"I want new curtains" = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper
"I heard a noise" = I noticed you were almost asleep
"Do you love me?" = I'm going to ask for something expensive
"How much do you love me?" = I did something today you're going to hate
"I'll be ready in a minute" = Just going to wash my hair
"You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me
"Are you listening to me!?" = Too late, you're dead
#649 - tulioandmiguel ONLINE (05/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
What if all women are not like that, and these are all just bitches?
User avatar #83 - duchessofcorn (05/31/2012) [+] (2 replies)
As funny as these are, I hate when guys see these posts then assume ALL women are like that. I never make generalizations about the entire male population. I know, I'm gonna get thumbed down because I'm a girl on the internet with an opinion. But I'm just saying not all girls are like that.
#12 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Men Logic:
Have one bad girlfriend- all women are bitches 'n hoes/ Got rejected because of neckbeard status - she only likes assholes
#375 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/31/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Aside from my mom I hate all women
#382 to #375 - seemerollin (05/31/2012) [-]
**seemerollin rolls 454**
Hates all women except mom.




Mom hates him.
#618 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/31/2012) [+] (2 replies)
All i see on frontpage
Women belong in the kitchen
They are sluts
I got friendzoned
Religion
And bronies are retards

Seriously i havent laughed for a week on funnyjunk
#372 - callitchickensalad (05/31/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I do not really like these posts a whole lot. Don't get me wrong, I understand that it's frustrating that girls keep making bad decisions when it comes to boys and dating, because many of them do. It's just a bit...insulting.
I honestly don't mean to offend anyone here, I know that an opposite opinion does not usually generate a positive response, but I find it very upsetting that no one has pointed this out:
The girls you guys are falling for are just the worst. I understand that they are very pretty, and they seem to be very nice girls, but they are incredibly manipulative. They just aren't interested, and they will go to great lengths to aavoid having to tell you that. They want you to continue to think that they are perfect.
I promise we aren't all bad. There are girls that are pretty, and don't suck. You just have to open your mind a little bit more, and consider that the girl you may be imagining in your mind might not be as great as you think she is.
Again, I don't mean to be rude or upset anyone. I just want this idea to be considered.

Tl;dr: Try not to fall for a girl's looks before you get to know her personality.
pic unrelated
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#462 - gettinglolz (05/31/2012) [-]
He won't hang up
#220 - smurflicious (05/31/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Let me explain a little bit so no one has any misconceptions...   
   
1. Girls date douche bags because they appear strong. Good guys, the kind of guys girls should be dating, aren't usual tough. And it's in most girls interest to date the strong tough guy because she likes to be protected. So either she is dating an asshole because she feels like he is more masculine and protective, or because she has low self esteem problems and feels like no one else will date her.   
2. Girls like to buy things, no, they love to buy things, so when they see it is half off they feel like they are getting a deal or a bargain. Most girls will spend and spend, it's a habit. And they fill guilty about their habit. So when they see something half priced, or cheaper than usual, they buy it and feel like they are making up for the fact that they spend so much. Confusing.. I know..   
3. The chivalry/sexism thing I agree with. If someone does more work, they deserve more pay. As a woman I try to do my share of work and split the bill.   
4. Plucking your eyebrows is to shape them, and drawing them is to make them look fuller. They coincide with each other, it's not like they cancel each other out.   
5. Most girls who wear skimpy clothing, it's because they are insecure. They want to feel good about themselves. But they don't want others staring. Yeah, it's stupid. But it's less of them being retarded and more of them just having image issues.   
6. Underwear is more sexual than a bikini in a girls mind. Underwear is meant for someone you are intimate with, a bikini is meant for everyone. Again, it's kind of stupid.   
   
And you'll notice that I referred to them as girls. Because this is girl logic. If you don't want this kind of 						****					, and if this is what you are putting up with, then you need to find yourself a woman and stop messing with little girls.   
.gif as a thanks for reading.
Let me explain a little bit so no one has any misconceptions...

1. Girls date douche bags because they appear strong. Good guys, the kind of guys girls should be dating, aren't usual tough. And it's in most girls interest to date the strong tough guy because she likes to be protected. So either she is dating an asshole because she feels like he is more masculine and protective, or because she has low self esteem problems and feels like no one else will date her.
2. Girls like to buy things, no, they love to buy things, so when they see it is half off they feel like they are getting a deal or a bargain. Most girls will spend and spend, it's a habit. And they fill guilty about their habit. So when they see something half priced, or cheaper than usual, they buy it and feel like they are making up for the fact that they spend so much. Confusing.. I know..
3. The chivalry/sexism thing I agree with. If someone does more work, they deserve more pay. As a woman I try to do my share of work and split the bill.
4. Plucking your eyebrows is to shape them, and drawing them is to make them look fuller. They coincide with each other, it's not like they cancel each other out.
5. Most girls who wear skimpy clothing, it's because they are insecure. They want to feel good about themselves. But they don't want others staring. Yeah, it's stupid. But it's less of them being retarded and more of them just having image issues.
6. Underwear is more sexual than a bikini in a girls mind. Underwear is meant for someone you are intimate with, a bikini is meant for everyone. Again, it's kind of stupid.

And you'll notice that I referred to them as girls. Because this is girl logic. If you don't want this kind of **** , and if this is what you are putting up with, then you need to find yourself a woman and stop messing with little girls.
.gif as a thanks for reading.
#53 - northard (05/30/2012) [-]
Plucking and painting eyebrows...MFW
#543 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/31/2012) [+] (6 replies)
This is turning into something like the war over Christianity and evolution; you're not making it funny, it's just offensive now. And let me tell you why. Because half of these apply only to complete whores and idiots. And you know what else? Most of these could also apply to men. Including the eyebrow one. Because you're not so perfect yourselves, and your population comes with a handful of douchebags too, but weirdly enough you're only focusing on the poor innocent guys that are suffering because of whores, which clearly must be all of women.

And yes I am a girl. And no, that is not why this "rustles my jimmies", because normally I would wet myself laughing at sexist jokes when they are FUNNY. When guys complain about being friendzoned all the time, I empathise with them and accept that as a con of mine, because I'm a woman. I totally get why guys complain about girls, and I agree with them, stereotypically girls are not nice people, and it sucks to be one. But excuse me for not admitting that I'm scum because one of five boyfriends cheated on me. That's just unfair.
#514 - annamerp (05/31/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I agree with all of those.
Except the eyebrow one.
Because if I didnt pluck my eyebrows,
I would look like this.
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#425 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/31/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I can't tolerate feminists. They're fine with the father staying at home and raising the children, but if it's the mother, she's ostracized for not being independent.

I feel bad for the Scandinavians that have to tolerate ridiculous feminist laws. Such as Sweden's sexual misconduct laws (which punish men for things like a condom break during consensual sex), and Iceland's gender quotas, where every business and service (private and public) must have a certain percentage of women. I imagine this is problematic for fields such as construction and policing.

Recently feminists attacked wikipedia because most contributors/editors are men. The internet is dominated by men because men aren't as social as women. Men in general are more introverted than women.

Feminists would have us stick women on the front lines, despite this already being tried by Israel and failing miserably. It failed because the men would go out of their way to protect the women, jeopardizing their objective. A woman's scream was also severely demoralizing for the men. This is why women are only allowed in supporting roles.

Feminists think they can override human biology with social engineering.
#600 - roflstiltskins (05/31/2012) [-]
I love it when everyone gets butthurt over jokes
I love it when everyone gets butthurt over jokes
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