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How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse
Giant plexiglass hamster ball
keeps zombies out
Extended arm for
grabbing hard-
items
Item
Plug so you can
C) / Float on water
for efficient: travel
entr ance/ exit
Backpack to store items
A public service announcement
From your Friends at the
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Submitted: 05/30/2012
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#33 - fantomen (05/30/2012) [+] (7 replies)
>get in ball
>hordes of zombies find you
>you have no way to fight back
>the zombies roll you an your ball around for days until you die a slow and painful death by dehydration.
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#7 - lolzinyourmouth **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
#5 - endofttme (05/30/2012) [+] (24 replies)
>Plug the hole
>No air getting in
>Suffocate
SOUNDS PERFECT.
#104 - devout feminist (05/31/2012) [+] (2 replies)
My strategy is to bite the zombies, thereby infecting them with humanity.
User avatar #12 - cainey (05/30/2012) [-]
Now on sale in Miami.
#42 - erikwarmblood (05/31/2012) [+] (38 replies)
pussy. im gonna go north, zombies dont have any body heat. frozon north+zombies= zombicicles. win
#400 - ghostoftrolling (05/31/2012) [-]
<-- or you can do this
#1 - banny (05/30/2012) [+] (10 replies)
I hope you wont use it on son hills....you will puke inside and crash to some tree
I hope you wont use it on son hills....you will puke inside and crash to some tree
#198 - loppers (05/31/2012) [-]
**loppers rolled a random image posted in comment #48 at Your Future Wife ** MY WEAPON!
**loppers rolled a random image posted in comment #48 at Your Future Wife ** MY WEAPON!
#160 - graenko ONLINE (05/31/2012) [+] (5 replies)
**graenko rolled a random image posted in comment #33 at Dem gloves ** my weapon for zombie apocalypse
#463 - lollocaust (05/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #407 - DanR (05/31/2012) [+] (9 replies)
just go on small islands in the Mediterranean such as Malta, Mallorca, or Ibiza...
low population = few zombies
zombies cant swim so they cant get on island
will be able to fish for food and even make weekly/monthly visits to mainland for other supplies
User avatar #18 - neokun (05/30/2012) [-]
FUCK AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO THINKS THAT WOULD BE AWESOME?!?!

Just sleeping in the middle of a gazillion zombies then wake up the next morning like "whats up guys" xD
#17 - devout feminist (05/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
You do realize you have to stick your hand through the same hole you piss and shit through to pick up items.....
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User avatar #465 - odonnell (05/31/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Its a ball, If you took a step forward to put your dick in the hole it would roll over. Therefore squashing your dick and leaving you in a puddle of your own piss.
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#326 - thefann (05/31/2012) [-]
What if it gets dirty?
What if it gets dirty?
#245 - vatra (05/31/2012) [-]
Roller blades inside the giant hamster ball... the second you reach a slight decline you are going to be fubared, especially with the handle sticking up inside like that, you'd be worse off then the zombies.
#187 - owcoleow (05/31/2012) [-]
Only air source when open/exit hole is closed is the one you shit out of.
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