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how to survive the zombie apocalypse. all credit to doghousediaries not mine i accept all friend requests sub for random stuff. How to Survive a Zombie Apocalyp

all credit to doghousediaries
not mine

i accept all friend requests
sub for random stuff

How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse
Giant plexiglass hamster ball
keeps zombies out
Extended arm for
grabbing hard-
items
Item
Plug so you can
C) / Float on water
for efficient: travel
entr ance/ exit
Backpack to store items
A public service announcement
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Submitted: 05/30/2012
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#33 - fantomen (05/30/2012) [-]
>get in ball
>hordes of zombies find you
>you have no way to fight back
>the zombies roll you an your ball around for days until you die a slow and painful death by dehydration.
#370 to #33 - anon (05/31/2012) [-]
not bad op
#206 to #33 - drlemniscate (05/31/2012) [-]
Include a sweat, condensation, and waste collection and processor a la Dune
User avatar #229 to #206 - TheNewRavager (05/31/2012) [-]
I love Dune.
User avatar #373 to #229 - castiniron (05/31/2012) [-]
Everyone loves Dune.
#54 to #33 - waffies (05/31/2012) [-]
Include collapsible but sturdy spear in inventory so if there are too many zombies, you can work the ball around to the point where you can get headshots through the hole, and go to work with the poking. Convoluted yes, but it could work!
Include collapsible but sturdy spear in inventory so if there are too many zombies, you can work the ball around to the point where you can get headshots through the hole, and go to work with the poking. Convoluted yes, but it could work!
#63 to #33 - anon (05/31/2012) [-]
Cover it in spikes.
#104 - anon (05/31/2012) [-]
My strategy is to bite the zombies, thereby infecting them with humanity.
#130 to #104 - anon (05/31/2012) [-]
User avatar #109 to #104 - justanoreo (05/31/2012) [-]
Harsh.
User avatar #12 - cainey (05/30/2012) [-]
Now on sale in Miami.
#5 - endofttme (05/30/2012) [-]
>Plug the hole
>No air getting in
>Suffocate
SOUNDS PERFECT.
User avatar #11 to #5 - pedobearproff (05/30/2012) [-]
or small, 1cm holes all over the ball....
#13 to #11 - pulu (05/30/2012) [-]
And you could easily get contaminated blood or other body fluids inside the ball from those holes
User avatar #15 to #13 - pedobearproff (05/30/2012) [-]
That depends on the type of zombie. Most need a solid bite, not just any bodily fluid touching in a wound.

either way, the balls glass would need to be fairly thick, so unless you are shins deep in blood for long amounts of time, only a few drops at most would get in. still better odds then without the ball.
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User avatar #56 to #5 - juhoy (05/31/2012) [-]
two words, water tight
air can flow but water is kept out
User avatar #60 to #56 - endofttme (05/31/2012) [-]
With the constant amount of water of the ball, even the thinnest layer of water, no air would be able to get in, for that to happen, the ball would need to be waterproof.
User avatar #61 to #60 - juhoy (05/31/2012) [-]
put water tight holes around the ball... not so many it makes a big hole, but like 30-40 around the entire thing

what a silly argument were gonna have here
User avatar #64 to #61 - endofttme (05/31/2012) [-]
Would water not cover the holes? It wouldn't go THROUGH them, but it would cover them. And air can't go through the water, which means it would only work if you stopped and gave time for water to run off of it. (Major inconvenience,)
Also rolling around in the ball you couldn't say something wouldn't get STUCK to the ball.
User avatar #67 to #64 - juhoy (05/31/2012) [-]
dont go and sink yourself
#68 to #67 - endofttme (05/31/2012) [-]
What does that have to do with the argument?
User avatar #69 to #68 - juhoy (05/31/2012) [-]
you wouldnt cover ALL the holes unless you sink
User avatar #70 to #69 - endofttme (05/31/2012) [-]
Yeh, but the holes would be covered and you would lose oxygen.
User avatar #72 to #70 - juhoy (05/31/2012) [-]
covered in dust and things?
they would be too big to block the hole
User avatar #75 to #72 - endofttme (05/31/2012) [-]
No, if the ball is going through water it'd be spinning at an averagelly fast speed, in which the water would be in a way COVERING the ball in a thin sheet of water, making it difficult to get air.
User avatar #76 to #75 - juhoy (05/31/2012) [-]
more holes?
you got me there
User avatar #78 to #76 - endofttme (05/31/2012) [-]
You COULD do it if you go EXTREMELY slow and let the water roll off.
User avatar #79 to #78 - juhoy (05/31/2012) [-]
but who would try to go across a lake or something...
it might take days because theres no friction to make you move
User avatar #83 to #79 - endofttme (05/31/2012) [-]
True.
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#9 to #5 - Spikeydeath (05/30/2012) [-]
well what if he had oxegen tanks under his pack?
#29 to #5 - yunonomynameeh (05/30/2012) [-]
It's good to know that during the zombie apocalypse, there will be plenty of people with your level of intelligence running around...
#52 to #29 - endofttme (05/31/2012) [-]
Can't tell if troll, or being genuinely nice...
#340 to #52 - karloemb (05/31/2012) [-]
Trolling Nicely : 3
#491 to #29 - anon (05/31/2012) [-]
Rolling.
#400 - ghostoftrolling (05/31/2012) [-]
<-- or you can do this
#42 - erikwarmblood (05/31/2012) [-]
pussy. im gonna go north, zombies dont have any body heat. frozon north+zombies= zombicicles. win
User avatar #43 to #42 - thenukecity (05/31/2012) [-]
That means that zombies can only attack me during half the year!
User avatar #44 to #43 - erikwarmblood (05/31/2012) [-]
depending on location. and style of zombies.
User avatar #45 to #44 - thenukecity (05/31/2012) [-]
Um.. I live in Edmonton and The zombies die before they become zombies.
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#84 to #42 - anon (05/31/2012) [-]
Has anyone else here read "World War Z"? This plan does not end well...
User avatar #246 to #84 - ninjaspawn (05/31/2012) [-]
im just waiting for the movie..
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User avatar #539 to #246 - erikwarmblood (05/31/2012) [-]
i didnt read it, what happens?
User avatar #567 to #539 - ninjaspawn (06/01/2012) [-]
http : // en . wikipedia . org / wiki / WorldWarZ_(film)
User avatar #50 to #42 - redwolfradolf (05/31/2012) [-]
You'll never make it.

the roads will be clogged with people trying to escape the maijor population centers.
It'll be one big tasty flesh bottleneck
User avatar #540 to #50 - erikwarmblood (05/31/2012) [-]
go to coast, go up. then in. BAM. north.
User avatar #545 to #540 - redwolfradolf (05/31/2012) [-]
you haven't seen the RvB zombie plan vid, have you?
User avatar #546 to #545 - erikwarmblood (05/31/2012) [-]
thats why i have more, ALOT more.
User avatar #547 to #546 - redwolfradolf (05/31/2012) [-]
more what?
User avatar #550 to #547 - erikwarmblood (05/31/2012) [-]
plans
User avatar #551 to #550 - redwolfradolf (06/01/2012) [-]
I have 8
User avatar #553 to #551 - erikwarmblood (06/01/2012) [-]
the ones im willing to actualy tell people about? 37.
User avatar #554 to #553 - redwolfradolf (06/01/2012) [-]
oooooo.....
User avatar #555 to #554 - erikwarmblood (06/01/2012) [-]
alot of thing also need to factor in, like the most basic, is it a virus or the dead coming back to like. then afther that there are a TON of factors
User avatar #556 to #555 - redwolfradolf (06/01/2012) [-]
Of all my plans, there's really only two that I might actually carry out.

The rest are obsolete or no longer pertainent to my current location
User avatar #557 to #556 - erikwarmblood (06/01/2012) [-]
actually after the flood a third of my plands went to hell because the local gander mountain got ****** ..... **** .
User avatar #558 to #557 - redwolfradolf (06/01/2012) [-]
I like plan Beta (formerly alpha) the most, but I'm not going to Young Harris College atm, so that's no longer viable.
User avatar #559 to #558 - erikwarmblood (06/01/2012) [-]
... were the **** are you? lol. im in ny. near the pa border
User avatar #560 to #559 - redwolfradolf (06/01/2012) [-]
GA, where else?

Young Harris is at the base of Brasstown Bald. there's a 7 mile hiking trail that no zombie could, or would, make that leads to a ranger tower at the top. it's a great zombie suvival fort
User avatar #561 to #560 - erikwarmblood (06/01/2012) [-]
neat, the going north thing is my most basic plan. but i depends on a few things. hoprfully it isnt transmitted by blood. cuz if it is just bites, blades and bats. woohoo.
User avatar #562 to #561 - redwolfradolf (06/01/2012) [-]
I try to plan for any evetuality, but my theory is that if there's no fod immediately nearby zombies will go dormant, or "Play dead".
So I plan to get away from places where they'd be, thus they shouldn't pose a problem.
User avatar #563 to #562 - erikwarmblood (06/01/2012) [-]
interesting idea, never really thought about it like that
User avatar #564 to #563 - redwolfradolf (06/01/2012) [-]
nature is nothing if not efficient.
however that would make foraging dangerous, since you won't be able to tell zombies from regular corpses until they get up and come at you.
User avatar #565 to #564 - erikwarmblood (06/01/2012) [-]
crush everthing head or cut it off. and all these people who will rely on guns will go later, but will eventually fail
#89 to #42 - gryx (05/31/2012) [-]
Doesn't this 'mummify' them? They'll get you eventually, it'll just take longer.
User avatar #538 to #89 - erikwarmblood (05/31/2012) [-]
either it will outright stop them or slow them down to the point were they will easily be able to be finished with a club, baseball bat, sword
#190 to #89 - anon (05/31/2012) [-]
zombiesare just meat, so freezer burn will kick in eventually
#48 to #42 - anon (05/31/2012) [-]
Northern Norway reporting in.

We have snow in may.
+1
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User avatar #541 to #48 - erikwarmblood (05/31/2012) [-]
sweet
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User avatar #542 to #46 - erikwarmblood (05/31/2012) [-]
nope, what happens
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#524 to #7 - kereyi (05/31/2012) [-]
Ichi the killer, one of the best mangas with gore elements.
User avatar #19 to #7 - enclavesoldier (05/30/2012) [-]
run, zombies! RUN!!!!!!!!
User avatar #10 to #7 - Globb (05/30/2012) [-]
Woah, I guess you didn't see that one 'coming'. Seriously though, that's sick.
#198 - loppers (05/31/2012) [-]
**loppers rolled a random image posted in comment #48 at Your Future Wife ** MY WEAPON!
**loppers rolled a random image posted in comment #48 at Your Future Wife ** MY WEAPON!
#160 - graenko (05/31/2012) [-]
**graenko rolled a random image posted in comment #33 at Dem gloves ** my weapon for zombie apocalypse
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#176 to #160 - SavageBAMFx (05/31/2012) [-]
**SavageBAMFx rolled a random image posted in comment #61 at Indeed ** My weapon
#163 to #160 - mercado (05/31/2012) [-]
**mercado rolled a random image posted in comment #88 at Siri's Spanish Friend ** my zombie apocalypse weapon
#170 to #163 - mercado (05/31/2012) [-]
**mercado rolled a random image posted in comment #51 at Legit as fuck ** i must get a better weapon
#1 - banny (05/30/2012) [-]
I hope you wont use it on son hills....you will puke inside and crash to some tree
I hope you wont use it on son hills....you will puke inside and crash to some tree
#2 to #1 - banny (05/30/2012) [-]
*some hill
#463 - lollocaust (05/31/2012) [-]
**lollocaust rolled a random image posted in comment #105 at Tony Stark and Loki Hot XXX ** what i will use to protect me in a zombie apocalypse
**lollocaust rolled a random image posted in comment #105 at Tony Stark and Loki Hot XXX ** what i will use to protect me in a zombie apocalypse
#507 to #463 - anon (05/31/2012) [-]
Looks like you're screwed.
User avatar #407 - DanR (05/31/2012) [-]
just go on small islands in the Mediterranean such as Malta, Mallorca, or Ibiza...
low population = few zombies
zombies cant swim so they cant get on island
will be able to fish for food and even make weekly/monthly visits to mainland for other supplies
#444 to #407 - anon (05/31/2012) [-]
I've always assumed that Zombies could traverse oceans if given enough time. They'd sink to the bottom and just walk across the ocean floor/float and get washed up with the tides.
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User avatar #479 to #445 - DanR (05/31/2012) [-]
zombies are dead... dead bodies float
User avatar #456 to #445 - nITE (05/31/2012) [-]
I remember a game where you play as a farmer and its a zombie apocolypse and every cutscene is like Third Person and the farmer is like narrating what you gotta do next in the cutscene and at the end of the game you make it to a safe haven island and at the end of it Zombies walk right out of the water and at the end one zombie is shown grabbing a hammer and then when he smack the wall with the hammer it cuts to the credits.

Forgot what was it called tho, Road to Evergreen or something
User avatar #18 - neokun ONLINE (05/30/2012) [-]
**** AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO THINKS THAT WOULD BE AWESOME?!?!

Just sleeping in the middle of a gazillion zombies then wake up the next morning like "whats up guys" xD
#17 - anon (05/30/2012) [-]
You do realize you have to stick your hand through the same hole you piss and **** through to pick up items.....
User avatar #20 to #17 - kamusioso (05/30/2012) [-]
and what's the Extended arm for grabbing hard-to-reach items for?
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User avatar #465 - odonnell (05/31/2012) [-]
Its a ball, If you took a step forward to put your dick in the hole it would roll over. Therefore squashing your dick and leaving you in a puddle of your own piss.
User avatar #471 to #465 - lorenzohe (05/31/2012) [-]
Nothing stopping him from having the hole on the ground and pissing down.....
User avatar #508 to #471 - imahugecunt (05/31/2012) [-]
Disclaimer: Must have excellent aim...xD
#245 - vatra (05/31/2012) [-]
Roller blades inside the giant hamster ball... the second you reach a slight decline you are going to be fubared, especially with the handle sticking up inside like that, you'd be worse off then the zombies.
#187 - owcoleow (05/31/2012) [-]
Only air source when open/exit hole is closed is the one you **** out of.
#509 - anon (05/31/2012) [-]
How i would try to survive.
How i would try to survive.
#536 to #509 - matthewmacisaac (05/31/2012) [-]
**matthewmacisaac rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at Awesome game ** what movie
**matthewmacisaac rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at Awesome game ** what movie
#458 - fuckdisshit (05/31/2012) [-]
** *********** rolled a random image posted in comment #22 at death has many forms ** how I'm gonna survive the zombies
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