Oh, how you're missed.

What about this?

The real 'king' of comedy

Mitch is amazing. One of the best, if not the best.

"When I turn on my desk fan, I can't help but notice how it moves back and forth, like it seems to be saying no. So I like to ask it questions that a fan would say no to.
Do you keep my hair in place?

Do you keep my files in order?

Do you have three settings?
LIAR
MY FAN FUCKIN' LIED TO ME
Now I will pull the pin up. Now you ain't sayin' shit."
-Mitch Hedburg

I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he's fuzzy, get out of here.

"I imagine the inside of a bottle of cleaning fluid is fucking clean..."

"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."
Mitch Hedberg

HE DIED!
*Checks Wikipedia*
Always a comic. Died on April 1st.

Guys...I can't stress this enough. I honestly could give a flying rats ass about this being a repost. As I said previously, I've been here a while. While you guys claim to have seen it multiple times, I can honestly say I haven't. But then again, FJ isn't one of my top priorities. I'm rarely on here anymore. My apologies if this has gotten old, but to me, Mitch is still good as new. I enjoy his comedy anytime, any day. No disrespect to any of you. However, those thumbing, glad you have great taste in humor. Peace.

Mitch Hedberg was fucking amazing. His comedy was so simple, yet it was hilarious.

Here, take my camera then. It's loaded of pictures of me when I'm older.

I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I'll just give you the money, and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I just can't imagine a scenario where I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend: "Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut! I got the documentation right here...oh, wait it's at home...in the file...under "D", for "doughnut."

I remember seeing some clips of his stand-up on YouTube and then I searched for more of his stuff and I found out he died. Feels were felt that day.

"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too."