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User avatar #9 - mummer (05/31/2012) [-]
he never did anything for he did not exist.
#46 to #9 - shesaidshewaslegal (05/31/2012) [-]
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Naw man, Jesus existed. Whether he was the messiah is undecided
User avatar #37 to #9 - SniperKitty (05/31/2012) [-]
Except, he did exist. Son of God, born of a Virgin, turns water into wine, and walks on water? I personally don't think so. But he was a real person, just like the Buddha was a real person.
User avatar #18 to #9 - gameshredder (05/31/2012) [-]
i once heard a nice quote

"religion is like a dick, its good to have one and be proud of it, but you cant just go flaunting it in public and shoving it down people's throats."
User avatar #35 to #18 - spikethepony (05/31/2012) [-]
Same for lack thereof. Really I suppose it should be "one's philosophy."
User avatar #34 to #18 - samxdaxman (05/31/2012) [-]
the bible is like the itunes terms and agreements. most peoplehavent read it,they just say "i agree and accept the terms and conditions."
User avatar #20 to #18 - mummer (05/31/2012) [-]
****** love that quote.
#39 to #9 - anon (05/31/2012) [-]
One hundred percent of all intelligent and educated Atheists know for a fact that Jesus of Nazareth existed 2000 years ago.
User avatar #10 to #9 - shallowloqi (05/31/2012) [-]
No. Stop ************ . You're giving us a bad name.
User avatar #11 to #10 - mummer (05/31/2012) [-]
I'm not ************ , if i were I would use all caps like a retard.
User avatar #12 to #11 - theguythatisnotyou (05/31/2012) [-]
Jesus did exist. He is part of history.
User avatar #13 to #12 - mummer (05/31/2012) [-]
As a Zombie apparently.
User avatar #14 to #13 - theguythatisnotyou (05/31/2012) [-]
I'm not saying that everything he did actually happen. All I'm saying is that Jesus lived. He did some **** to make people feel good. That made the Romans and Jews pissed, so they killed him,
User avatar #15 to #14 - shallowloqi (05/31/2012) [-]
I'm atheist, and I agree. Though I don't believe how he was conceived was true, or that he was magic. I believe he was a prophet and was indeed alive. He was probably a good guy too.
User avatar #19 to #15 - mummer (05/31/2012) [-]
Yes a very logical answer. There have been numerous prophets not long ago in the past, just look at Harold Camping and his whole May 21st thing.
User avatar #21 to #19 - shallowloqi (05/31/2012) [-]
Well, that guy was crazy in a scientific and logical modern world. Jesus was in a less intelligent world.
#109 to #21 - anon (05/31/2012) [-]
You're the first atheist I've heard on funnyjunk that isn't a huge dick. Thank you. Here's a unicorn.
User avatar #118 to #109 - shallowloqi (05/31/2012) [-]
Thanks man. Unicorns are the **** .
#103 to #19 - anon (05/31/2012) [-]
lets take a look at siddhartha gautama a.k.a. the prophet of buddhism a.k.a. the only religion that is technically atheistic. he was a nice guy and last time i checked this prophet didnt kill a single person. i should also mention this prophet inspired another prophet/revolutionary who was kind of recent although still long before our time, ghandi. im pretty sure he didnt kill anyone. i should also mention if this discussion was in person and not on the internet it would probably be less hostile and you and i would probably have a beer afterwards.
User avatar #16 to #14 - mummer (05/31/2012) [-]
Do you seriously believe that his mother was a virgin and that he walked on water, spontaneously created food and other **** died for our so called "sins" then came back to life?
User avatar #17 to #16 - theguythatisnotyou (05/31/2012) [-]
Yes, I do. Do you have a problem with my belief?
User avatar #22 to #17 - mummer (05/31/2012) [-]
No go ahead and believe in an invisible man in the sky, I'm not stopping you, people who can't see logic and truth should have something to believe in, even if it is ridicules.
User avatar #24 to #22 - theguythatisnotyou (05/31/2012) [-]
Yes, because wanting something more after death is bad.
User avatar #25 to #24 - mummer (05/31/2012) [-]
Not a bad thing, I'd live for when I die that I go into an eternal lucid dreaming state and can become the god of own world... that'd be nice. Too bad it won't happen.
User avatar #44 to #22 - maggotxxforever (05/31/2012) [-]
just stop. u are the reason why some Christians hate atheists. just drop it dude. im an athiest. but im not a faggot and try to say someones wrong like u are but then say ur not doing that. no matter what you do or say, you can't disprove or prove that there is a god or greater being.
#52 to #22 - anon (05/31/2012) [-]
speaking of seeing things logically, when you've gotten ass many red thumbs as you have on this one page, the only logical thing to do is stop replying
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User avatar #27 to #26 - mummer (05/31/2012) [-]
obvious troll is obvious.
#28 to #27 - gifnoob [OP](05/31/2012) [-]
#29 to #28 - mummer (05/31/2012) [-]
Once again, obvious troll is obvious.
#30 to #29 - gifnoob [OP](05/31/2012) [-]
At least i'm not gay.
User avatar #31 to #30 - mummer (05/31/2012) [-]
Just gonna stop replying to obvious trolls like you.
#36 to #31 - spikethepony (05/31/2012) [-]
*cough* He's joking, dude*cough*
#32 to #31 - gifnoob [OP](05/31/2012) [-]
You were saying ???
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User avatar #23 - xtrmbragnrytz (05/31/2012) [-]
for a second there, i thought the orange "censor bar" for the profile picture was a cookie...
#101 - wyckalas (05/31/2012) [-]
complain about memes on facebook

facebook screencap with rage face on the front page
#96 - shootforbrains (05/31/2012) [-]
Warning!!! Warning!!!, religious 			*********		 ahead

Warning!!! Warning!!!, religious ********* ahead
#97 to #96 - beststiffler (05/31/2012) [-]
And it begins
#110 to #96 - nuaden (05/31/2012) [-]
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User avatar #73 - stafflessmoses (05/31/2012) [-]
Okay real question, It doesn't matter what "Theist" I am or whatever.

But how did people back then assume hell was in the middle of the Earth, and Scientist later said an inferno is under the Earth's crust?

How did people back then know that?

Legit question, no ********** or butt hurts.
#75 to #73 - gifnoob [OP](05/31/2012) [-]
User avatar #76 to #75 - stafflessmoses (05/31/2012) [-]
theist, (adj/n): of or relating to theism.

#79 to #76 - gifnoob [OP](05/31/2012) [-]
Get the **** off* athiest*
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User avatar #83 to #82 - stafflessmoses (05/31/2012) [-]
Sigh, Could never get ******* answers.
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#89 to #73 - anon (05/31/2012) [-]
they didnt know the earth had a "middle" they thought that pillars held the earth up and all around it was an abyss that they called sheol I think which later translated to hell. The main reason they belived the enemy of god would be beneath them is because most deities from most cultures live in a visually advantageous position in the sky or on a mountain
#86 to #73 - thenewdavout (05/31/2012) [-]
Quick answer, the exact location of a hell/underworld varies between ancient mythological systems, in the Odyssey, the underworld is in fact just a long way off, in the direction of the Atlantic, in other Greek and Roman literature, it's under the ground, and I believe most mesopotamian/semitic mythologies place it as under the earth. Later Christians borrow descriptions of hell from roman descriptions of tartarus (the bad part of the classical underworld).

Just a guess, but could have observed volcanoes or similar and made the assumption, though, to be fair, not all of the ancient cultures which say hell as under the earth assumed it was hot.
User avatar #91 to #86 - stafflessmoses (05/31/2012) [-]
Both of your answers make sense! Thanks so much thenewdavout and anon!
#48 - dedaluminus (05/31/2012) [-]
I don't care if people use religious posts to get shares and likes, cause they're ultimately meaningless, like thumbs. What I do care about are televangelists, that prey on people's religious feelings for profit. That's scumbag behavior of the highest degree.
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#59 - syis (05/31/2012) [-]
Jesus actually whined to his father.
It's in the Bible.

Funny thing about Atheists : we know more about the Bible than christians.
User avatar #87 to #59 - WakaTakaBang (05/31/2012) [-]
Hey you're so right! This is because atheists devote their lives to studying the Bible everyday in monasteries.
User avatar #88 to #87 - syis (05/31/2012) [-]
No, it's because Atheists like to know what they are talking about.
User avatar #90 to #88 - WakaTakaBang (05/31/2012) [-]
Suggesting Christians don't know what they're talking about. This is their field, you know. I'm sure you could spend your time doing things more productive than telling a group of people their beliefs are wrong.
User avatar #94 to #90 - syis (05/31/2012) [-]
I'm sure I'm big enough to decie what to do with my spare time, thank you.
Christians, you mean the homophobic people claiming they are right when the rest of the world is wrong, that Islam is evil, that the dinosaurs never existed and that condoms are an evil thing?
The ones bragging about tolerance, sharing and humility when their headquarters are the wealthiest place in the world?
Claiming they know stuff when they take for granted an old fairy tale?

Bitch, please...
User avatar #100 to #94 - WakaTakaBang (05/31/2012) [-]
You're just as intolerant as them if you think like that. FFS. First off, you don't even know what it is you're talking about- "Claiming they know stuff when they take for granted an old fairy tale"- that sentence makes absolutely no sense. If I really need to drill it into your head, the reason the Vatican is so wealthy is because it needs to be. It is the central hub of the largest organized religion in the world. The Catholic church is the most charitable institution out there with every diocese adhering to one form of giving or another. I'm not Catholic but I have nothing but respect for Catholics.
User avatar #102 to #100 - syis (05/31/2012) [-]
Well, I was catholic, went to Cathechism, I did read the Bible,and actively participated in their mass hysteria.
Then I decided I could think for myself and that every question was worth answering.
The Vatican needs to be wealthy?
No it doesn't, sorry.
Who needs a pure gold cup in order to believe in God?
The Catholic church is responsible for mass murders, wars and still now by refusing to admit that sex is just a natural thing, it is guilty for enabling the AIDS epidemy in Africa, and for the marginalisation of the homosexuals.

Scrap the glam of any intolerant person, you will find a God there claiming that what is not according to the scripture is evil.

And all this discussion came from this OC above, which started from a false statement made by an ignorant christian. Just saying.
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#33 - themastertroller (05/31/2012) [-]
well what?
well what?
#3 - anon (05/30/2012) [-]
******* atheists attack religious people all of the time now. Look at yourself, you aren't much better than how you perceive those who are religious. EVERYONE SHUT THE **** UP AND RESPECT EACH OTHER; STOP ARGUING
#4 to #3 - anon (05/30/2012) [-]
Nobody's arguing here...
#7 to #3 - anon (05/30/2012) [-]
Ye man go believe in an imaginary friend and in a talking snake and a dude that gets drunk and wakes up after 3 days in some chick's cave
User avatar #42 to #3 - ningyoaijin (05/31/2012) [-]
I'm atheist and most of us respect Christians. I hate Christians who shove their ideals down everyone's throat, and I also hate Atheists who act like they're somehow better than Christians, but they're in the minority (I think, or at least hope :/)
User avatar #93 to #42 - thatevanguy (05/31/2012) [-]
Actually, religion has been in steady decline in the U.S. since the mid 80's.

User avatar #40 to #3 - roadhous (05/31/2012) [-]
perhaps in a calmer more christian and friendly manor would move your point better. from one christian to another
#53 - anon (05/31/2012) [-]
I would say that I'm surprised that funnyjunk is full of Racist Christians but im not.
#85 to #53 - repostsrepost (05/31/2012) [-]
I've not seen a single comment or post by christians being racist. I've not seen a single christian bash atheists here. I have however, seen so many atheists come to FJ to whine and bitch.
#98 to #85 - anon (05/31/2012) [-]
Which is why racist post make the front page and the majority of users are Xian?
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#65 - anon (05/31/2012) [-]
*roll dubs*
#45 - anon (05/31/2012) [-]
where can i find this man to shake his hand?
User avatar #41 - legendofthewest (05/31/2012) [-]
inb4 religious *********
#38 - rummler (05/31/2012) [-]
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