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User avatar #30 - manofparody
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(05/30/2012) [-]
If you guys want to be really romantic with your girlfriend, get a bouquet of real roses, with one fake rose in it. When she asks what the fake rose is for, tell her, "Roses are a symbol for love, but roses die off. That fake rose means I will always love you."

Congrats, you just got sex.
User avatar #33 to #30 - araniaexumai [OP]
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(06/13/2012) [-]
Or alternatively say "I will love you until the last rose dies".