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#4 - ovencat
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(05/29/2012) [-]
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#134 - hxhostile
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(05/29/2012) [-]
>Screencap instructions on pizza website
>Erase, then order pizza normally
>Remove sharpie from ass and write pizza related joke on pizza box
>take picture
>post on FJ
>??????
>Thumbs
#70 - yojo
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(05/29/2012) [-]
>ordering dominos
>at about 8
>finish making god pizza
>get to instructions
>"wear your cap sideways"
>ages later, pizza arrives
>open the door
>get on the floor
>stand back up, I'm being silly
>I am greeted by ******
>his cap sideways
>he has biggest monkey smile ever
>I laugh for 3 minutes straight
>I give him a slice and a $10 tip
#74 to #70 - mcwachner
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**mcwachner rolled a random image posted in comment #97 at Title ** I salute you sir!
**mcwachner rolled a random image posted in comment #97 at Title ** I salute you sir!
#18 - jogoto
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#93 - jaysquigglez
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(05/29/2012) [-]
**jaysquigglez rolled a random image posted in comment #217 at Insanity wolf gets help ** mfw I don't get to eat the goods
#128 to #93 - anon
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#136 to #93 - gzxhaze
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#124 to #93 - emeremer
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(05/29/2012) [-]
OH GOOD LORD
OH GOOD LORD
#127 to #93 - guto
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(05/29/2012) [-]
NEVER!
NEVER!
#144 to #93 - fatamerican
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(05/29/2012) [-]
**fatamerican rolled a random image posted in comment #4967199 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw I do that
#135 to #93 - awesomedragonman
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(05/29/2012) [-]
awwwwwowwwowowowowow! fffffuuuuck!!!
awwwwwowwwowowowowow! fffffuuuuck!!!
#80 - gmarrox
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(05/29/2012) [-]
As an ex-pizza delivery driver, I would like to testify that nothing on this green Earth is more seductive and tempting than the tantalizing aroma of the forbidden fruit of fresh made hot wings sitting in your passenger seat, fingering your nostrils with their magnificent odor, teasing you, knowing that you can have none of the sweet spicy juices.

mfw
#97 to #80 - pukingrainbows
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(05/29/2012) [-]
but didn't you get your own free pizza, or at least a big discount?
#99 to #97 - gmarrox
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(05/29/2012) [-]
Half off anything on the menu and free drinks during my hours, but as you can imagine, being a delivery driver who had to pay for his own gas, I didn't really have too much money to toss around.
#130 to #99 - prisonerofreality **User deleted account**
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#152 to #80 - DekuNut
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(05/29/2012) [-]
"Hey...hey there stud...I know you want me..oh but you can't touch me..oh well.. I'm just going to sit here with ma friends, teasing you..yeah, you like that don;t you you dirty slut..."
#71 - divinity **User deleted account**
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#86 to #71 - anon
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(05/29/2012) [-]
Two white horses fell in the mud...











Three came out.
#73 to #71 - arsyro
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(05/29/2012) [-]
My cleanest joke:

He then took a shower
#85 - thecharlesworth **User deleted account**
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#137 to #85 - huffandpuffagus **User deleted account**
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#138 to #137 - thecharlesworth **User deleted account**
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#94 to #85 - gmarrox
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(05/29/2012) [-]
Nobody cares.
#96 to #94 - thecharlesworth **User deleted account**
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#103 to #96 - coyoteseeker
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(05/29/2012) [-]
The Red Thumbs will help you cope.
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#101 to #96 - deanm
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(05/29/2012) [-]
I don't know, do you feel like an hero?
#108 to #101 - thecharlesworth **User deleted account**
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#81 - omigoshgorilla
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(05/29/2012) [-]
actually gynecologists usually have to look at diseased or pregnant woman's vaginas
#132 to #81 - wreked
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#98 to #81 - discardedslinky
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#100 to #81 - doctadeathbench
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#84 to #81 - gmarrox
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(05/29/2012) [-]
go on...
#92 to #84 - omigoshgorilla
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#40 - ifuhq
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