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#134 - hxhostile (05/29/2012) [-]
>Screencap instructions on pizza website
>Erase, then order pizza normally
>Remove sharpie from ass and write pizza related joke on pizza box
>take picture
>post on FJ
>??????
>Thumbs
User avatar #70 - yojo (05/29/2012) [-]
>ordering dominos
>at about 8
>finish making god pizza
>get to instructions
>"wear your cap sideways"
>ages later, pizza arrives
>open the door
>get on the floor
>stand back up, I'm being silly
>I am greeted by ******
>his cap sideways
>he has biggest monkey smile ever
>I laugh for 3 minutes straight
>I give him a slice and a $10 tip
#74 to #70 - mcwachner (05/29/2012) [-]
**mcwachner rolled a random image posted in comment #97 at Title ** I salute you sir!
**mcwachner rolled a random image posted in comment #97 at Title ** I salute you sir!
#17 - sarc (05/29/2012) [-]
Hahahahahah
Hahahahahah
User avatar #81 - omigoshgorilla (05/29/2012) [-]
actually gynecologists usually have to look at diseased or pregnant woman's vaginas
#84 to #81 - gmarrox (05/29/2012) [-]
go on...
#40 - ifuhq (05/29/2012) [-]
#4 - ovencat (05/29/2012) [-]
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#105 - discardedslinky (05/29/2012) [-]
So trying this.
So trying this.
#22 - waffies (05/29/2012) [-]
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#18 - jogoto (05/29/2012) [-]
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#93 - jaysquigglez (05/29/2012) [-]
**jaysquigglez rolled a random image posted in comment #217 at Insanity wolf gets help ** mfw I don't get to eat the goods
#128 to #93 - anon (05/29/2012) [-]
#124 to #93 - emeremer (05/29/2012) [-]
OH GOOD LORD
OH GOOD LORD
#127 to #93 - guto (05/29/2012) [-]
NEVER!
NEVER!
#144 to #93 - fatamerican (05/29/2012) [-]
**fatamerican rolled a random image posted in comment #4967199 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw I do that
#135 to #93 - awesomedragonman (05/29/2012) [-]
awwwwwowwwowowowowow! fffffuuuuck!!!
awwwwwowwwowowowowow! fffffuuuuck!!!
#33 - OMG (05/29/2012) [-]
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#110 to #61 - adhesivelamb (05/29/2012) [-]
Reposting from reddit is cool?
User avatar #112 to #110 - romdadon (05/29/2012) [-]
i wouldn't know whats on reddit
since iv'e never been there
but you know uneducated assumptions are cool
#51 - tomhefailin (05/29/2012) [-]
pizza delivery men. god's accidental masterpieces
pizza delivery men. god's accidental masterpieces
#41 - veneficium (05/29/2012) [-]
awsome
awsome
#65 to #50 - romdadon (05/29/2012) [-]
i'm not prepared
i'm not prepared
#80 - gmarrox (05/29/2012) [-]
As an ex-pizza delivery driver, I would like to testify that nothing on this green Earth is more seductive and tempting than the tantalizing aroma of the forbidden fruit of fresh made hot wings sitting in your passenger seat, fingering your nostrils with their magnificent odor, teasing you, knowing that you can have none of the sweet spicy juices.

mfw
User avatar #97 to #80 - pukingrainbows (05/29/2012) [-]
but didn't you get your own free pizza, or at least a big discount?
#99 to #97 - gmarrox (05/29/2012) [-]
Half off anything on the menu and free drinks during my hours, but as you can imagine, being a delivery driver who had to pay for his own gas, I didn't really have too much money to toss around.
+1
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#152 to #80 - DekuNut (05/29/2012) [-]
"Hey...hey there stud...I know you want me..oh but you can't touch me..oh well.. I'm just going to sit here with ma friends, teasing you..yeah, you like that don;t you you dirty slut..."
+22
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#86 to #71 - anon (05/29/2012) [-]
Two white horses fell in the mud...











Three came out.
User avatar #73 to #71 - arsyro (05/29/2012) [-]
My cleanest joke:

He then took a shower
User avatar #146 - somer (05/29/2012) [-]
How do you know when you're dehydrated?
When she has to chew before she swallows :)
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