Oh FJ!!. I think this is called self destructive behavior, let's grow out of it shall we?.. MY FELLOW JUNKIES; We need to stop feeding every sad and feeble attempt at trolling that people come across. Every video like this I see, there are "FJ ARM Oh FJ!! I think this is called self destructive behavior let's grow out of it shall we? MY FELLOW JUNKIES; We need to stop feeding every sad and feeble attempt at trolling that people come across Every video like see there are "FJ ARM
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#43 - thatkiddonovan
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(05/28/2012) [-]
MY FELLOW JUNKIES;    
   
We need to stop feeding every sad and feeble attempt at trolling that people come across. Every video like this I see, there are "FJ ARMY LOL" comments posted up in a mindless wall across the comments.    
   
You know how you kill a troll? You ignore it. You ignore it and its attempts become futile and it dies off like a parasite without a host. If you even Acknowledge it's existence it becomes stronger.    
   
We as a website need to try to be less like an army and more like an organization like NASA, if we seclude ourselves from this ********, we'll eventually grow and become stronger, one day even rivaling Reddit.    
   
So please, Junkies, don't feed the trolls, be smarter than the 9gaggers and 4channers alike, and pass along the message.
MY FELLOW JUNKIES;

We need to stop feeding every sad and feeble attempt at trolling that people come across. Every video like this I see, there are "FJ ARMY LOL" comments posted up in a mindless wall across the comments.

You know how you kill a troll? You ignore it. You ignore it and its attempts become futile and it dies off like a parasite without a host. If you even Acknowledge it's existence it becomes stronger.

We as a website need to try to be less like an army and more like an organization like NASA, if we seclude ourselves from this ********, we'll eventually grow and become stronger, one day even rivaling Reddit.

So please, Junkies, don't feed the trolls, be smarter than the 9gaggers and 4channers alike, and pass along the message.
#337 to #43 - anon
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(05/29/2012) [-]
Honestly I only see like 2 or 3 'fj brought me here' comments, I've never seen a FJ ARMY comment on any youtube video. The only army comments I've seen come from 9faggers, and they spam that **** like no tomorrow.
#437 to #43 - anon
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(05/29/2012) [-]
>implying "4channers posted there"
>Summer cancer doesn't count.
#590 to #437 - fukkendragonite
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(05/29/2012) [-]
4chan are kidding themselves with the whole summer cancer thing, it's cancer all year round because 12 year olds are daring each other to go to the "dark, scary, mysterious /b/"
#633 to #590 - thatkiddonovan
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(05/30/2012) [-]
While there may be more 12-15 year olds during summer, most of the time /b/ is still crawling with kids in puberty thinking they're funny and that /b/ are masterminds because they've raided websites.

/b/ was never good. /b/ has always been infested with cancer.
Summer just has cancer flare ups and rapid tumorous growth.
(Summer officially starts on /b/ around may 1st in my mind)
#641 to #633 - fukkendragonite
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(05/30/2012) [-]
Exactly, that's why they say "/b/ was never good". You can't have nice things on the internet, someone will come and ruin your fun.
#640 to #633 - fukkendragonite
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#452 to #43 - waaw
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(05/29/2012) [-]
The problem is that people learn about legendary trolling exploits, like the Habbo raid from 4chan, and then there is always a period before they realize that that happened because of good coordination, not just everybody piling up and screaming. There is always the group of people who understands that trolling is a thing, but not what goes into it.
#487 to #43 - mindlessmindless
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(05/29/2012) [-]
Someone called?
#529 to #43 - barkor **User deleted account**
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#236 to #43 - ilikebigdick
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(05/29/2012) [-]
You heard the man! We've gotta get to the moon before the Redditors!
#280 to #43 - TehBlackfire
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(05/29/2012) [-]
NASA got shut down, though....
#623 to #43 - martbeast
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(05/29/2012) [-]
FJ in Russia approves.
#479 to #43 - velorstudios
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(05/29/2012) [-]
Completely agree ... when people post "FJ ARMY" we look like 9gag. And we know we don't want that to happen.
#624 to #43 - zoef
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(05/29/2012) [-]
this comment will get ********* of thumbs (because you're right!) , but there will always be that ******* or new kid on the block that will still do this..
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#49 to #43 - todestyp
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(05/28/2012) [-]
I agree, my dear fellow mate.
#68 to #43 - beanermaster
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(05/28/2012) [-]
Words of wisdom
#99 to #43 - anon
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(05/29/2012) [-]
that moment when NASA is no longer running....
#86 to #43 - fergusonnos
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(05/29/2012) [-]
Stop all the bs and just post funny stuff, that is the way to go. Simple as that.
#628 to #43 - picamix
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(05/29/2012) [-]
damn i remember the days we use to hate on reddit
#629 to #628 - burningpineapples **User deleted account**
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#250 to #43 - dsand
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(05/29/2012) [-]
Why doesn't this have all the thumbs?
#549 to #43 - derppopotamus
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(05/29/2012) [-]
i would have read your comment if the first word was meow
#85 to #43 - fergusonnos
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(05/29/2012) [-]
Stop all the bs and just post funny stuff, that is the way to go. Simple as that.
#319 to #85 - captainrattrap
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(05/29/2012) [-]
Disregard ********, acquire funny!!
Disregard ********, acquire funny!!
#483 to #319 - chrizac
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(05/29/2012) [-]
ARIANA GRANDE!!!!   
   
sorry...she's hot.
ARIANA GRANDE!!!!

sorry...she's hot.
#525 to #483 - playfaire
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(05/29/2012) [-]
The things I would do to her...
#609 to #525 - effervescent **User deleted account**
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#638 to #609 - chrizac
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(05/30/2012) [-]
-Decide to be a man   
-Go back to her house   
-Get over your nerves   
-Yell "I LOVE YOU ARIANA!!!"   
-Cops arrive   
-You call shananagans   
-Tell the cops to **** themselves   
-Ariana decides that because you would go to jail for her, she will date you   
-Have sex with her   
-So much ******* win   
-...   
-Wake up.   
-Cry.
-Decide to be a man
-Go back to her house
-Get over your nerves
-Yell "I LOVE YOU ARIANA!!!"
-Cops arrive
-You call shananagans
-Tell the cops to **** themselves
-Ariana decides that because you would go to jail for her, she will date you
-Have sex with her
-So much ******* win
-...
-Wake up.
-Cry.
#639 to #638 - effervescent **User deleted account**
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#642 to #639 - chrizac
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(05/30/2012) [-]
-Laying in backyard   
-gotmyswagon.jpg   
-Some famous persons having a party   
-See hot redhead   
-See her rub dog   
-Dog nearly ***** on me   
-*********,jpg   
-See hot red head come up to me   
-Get picked up by dog   
-Thrown   
-Flying for ******* ages   
-Hit the ground   
-Break   
   
mfw I am stick.
-Laying in backyard
-gotmyswagon.jpg
-Some famous persons having a party
-See hot redhead
-See her rub dog
-Dog nearly ***** on me
-*********,jpg
-See hot red head come up to me
-Get picked up by dog
-Thrown
-Flying for ******* ages
-Hit the ground
-Break

mfw I am stick.
#643 to #642 - effervescent **User deleted account**
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#644 to #643 - chrizac
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(05/30/2012) [-]
-Hanging in bathroom   
-Some guy comes in   
-Watch him ****   
-*************.jpg   
-Girl comes in   
-**** gets steamy   
-She wraps me around her body   
   
mfw I'm a towel.
-Hanging in bathroom
-Some guy comes in
-Watch him ****
-*************.jpg
-Girl comes in
-**** gets steamy
-She wraps me around her body

mfw I'm a towel.
#645 to #644 - effervescent **User deleted account**
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#646 to #645 - chrizac
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(05/30/2012) [-]
That's alright. I was going to be a chair next so it's probably lucky we stopped.   
   
Have another .gif, simply because I love having to look through them to choose one.
That's alright. I was going to be a chair next so it's probably lucky we stopped.

Have another .gif, simply because I love having to look through them to choose one.
#647 to #646 - effervescent **User deleted account**
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#648 to #647 - chrizac
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(05/30/2012) [-]
You know me well.
You know me well.
#649 to #648 - effervescent **User deleted account**
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#658 to #650 - chrizac
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(06/01/2012) [-]
That is an extremely acceptable way to die.   
   
   
   
Tell me when you get the answer, we can share her.
That is an extremely acceptable way to die.



Tell me when you get the answer, we can share her.
#659 to #658 - effervescent **User deleted account**
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#660 to #659 - chrizac
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(06/01/2012) [-]
************ OUR INS WE SHALL GET!!!
************ OUR INS WE SHALL GET!!!
#651 to #650 - chrizac
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(05/30/2012) [-]
That's alright.    
   
   
   
I love killing stalkers.
That's alright.



I love killing stalkers.
#652 to #651 - effervescent **User deleted account**
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#655 to #652 - chrizac
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(05/31/2012) [-]
We've run out of room to reply...so I guess this is the end...goodbye my friend, the ride was amazing, and I hope you had as much fun as I did.   
   
P.S. Nobody can die from Ariana Grande. She is too amazingly hot.
We've run out of room to reply...so I guess this is the end...goodbye my friend, the ride was amazing, and I hope you had as much fun as I did.

P.S. Nobody can die from Ariana Grande. She is too amazingly hot.
#656 to #655 - effervescent **User deleted account**
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#653 to #652 - chrizac
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(05/31/2012) [-]
Oh...well...I kill stalkers.    
   
Don't stalk me. I'll kill you. (:
Oh...well...I kill stalkers.

Don't stalk me. I'll kill you. (:
#654 to #653 - effervescent **User deleted account**
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#527 to #525 - chrizac
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(05/29/2012) [-]
I would name them...but theirs a minimum character count of 2000 on this thing.   
   
   
   
   
There is so many things.
I would name them...but theirs a minimum character count of 2000 on this thing.




There is so many things.
#528 to #527 - playfaire
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(05/29/2012) [-]
So many!
#531 to #528 - chrizac
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(05/29/2012) [-]
Because why the **** not. Have another.
Because why the **** not. Have another.
#541 to #531 - playfaire
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(05/29/2012) [-]
Awesome! Do you know if she has any porn lookalikes?
#626 to #541 - captainrattrap
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(05/29/2012) [-]
rules 1 and 2 are meant to be broken, so try asking 4chan bro
#627 to #626 - playfaire
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(05/29/2012) [-]
That's smart, I think.. Thank you kind sir!
#634 to #85 - thatkiddonovan
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(05/30/2012) [-]
That too man. That's kinda what I meant by us as a site secluding ourselves and making our site stronger. We just keep the funny going while everyone else gets wrapped up in the ******** trending online that isn't funny at all.
That too man. That's kinda what I meant by us as a site secluding ourselves and making our site stronger. We just keep the funny going while everyone else gets wrapped up in the ******** trending online that isn't funny at all.
#1 - thespz
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(05/28/2012) [-]
Keep Morgan Freemans finger forever pointing at OP's post as a symbol of when OP couldn't be more right.
#4 to #1 - darthtomale
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#47 - wafflemix
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(05/28/2012) [-]
why don't we just stop sucking 4chan's dick, ignore that idiot troll, and post some funny stuff?
#72 to #47 - spasticbeaver
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(05/28/2012) [-]
yeah, i'm really liking that idea. HEY MOTHER *******! CAN WE LISTEN TO THIS ***** RIGHT HERE?^^
#94 to #47 - Blomadhino
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#165 to #47 - zehutit
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#210 to #165 - GoodGood
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#54 to #47 - hotsoupchar
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#141 - mrwalmer
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#146 - royalzhockey
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(05/29/2012) [-]
I don't really think fags should be calling the FJ community the "FJ Army".

We should be the "Royal Marines of FunnyJunk", if we were to have a title.
#167 to #146 - pwnagraphy
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(05/29/2012) [-]
we are geth, dumbass


ive been playing way to much mass effect
#183 to #146 - fjmastermind
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(05/29/2012) [-]
Oh yes
#173 to #146 - Crusader
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(05/29/2012) [-]
I always thought we were just called the junkies
Most of us come here daily, and hate ourselves at some point for coming here, then we get here and we laugh at a few pics, get our fix and go on until the next day
#149 to #146 - shortbusterrorist **User deleted account**
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#156 to #149 - freshblob
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(05/29/2012) [-]
This is a smart man. Someone give him a cookie
#164 to #149 - SonofChuck
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(05/29/2012) [-]
Here you go, you earned it!
Here you go, you earned it!
#160 to #149 - royalzhockey
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(05/29/2012) [-]
Delivered.
#161 to #149 - AwesomeJT
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#18 - tacosmells
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(05/28/2012) [-]
lol
#30 to #18 - qwermy
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(05/28/2012) [-]
He could not handle the butthurt he earned himself.
#52 to #18 - conorpadraic
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(05/28/2012) [-]
Different channel names?
#25 to #18 - lemonquartz
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(05/28/2012) [-]
to uh... trick you
trick you
trick
*troll
#20 to #18 - Waterball
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(05/28/2012) [-]
"I just put that as the.. as the title to uh.. trick you."
#21 to #20 - strangeduck
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(05/28/2012) [-]
I sure was tricked -_-
#64 to #20 - myrtille ONLINE
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(05/28/2012) [-]
Also, if my mom sees this I'm in big big trouble!
#234 - anon
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(05/29/2012) [-]
all of you are idiots..

#249 to #235 - richardastley ONLINE
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#143 - ninjalazor **User deleted account**
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#517 to #143 - anon
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(05/29/2012) [-]
We do what /b/ does or used to do
#195 to #143 - dubickimus
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(05/29/2012) [-]
/b/ has hacked in the past
#150 to #143 - happytoaster
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(05/29/2012) [-]
what war, we'd simply destroy 9gag. no contest. it'd be easy
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#374 - OMGChrisHansen
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(05/29/2012) [-]
Honestly, I think FJ is the best. While we may be highly unoriginal, and sometimes annoying, I simply don't want to forage through gore, porn, and random **** on 4chan to find something funny, and all the other sites are good, but just piss me off navigating through them. FJ is perfect, I can conveniently see every funny thing on the internet.
#392 to #374 - thesmilyingdawg
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(05/29/2012) [-]
i agree
#425 to #374 - ftsfts
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(05/29/2012) [-]
I think FJ is the best, the only thing I dislike about it is the massive bitching fest it has become. Athiesm, Christianity, ponies, bendingtime,well you get the point almost everything unleashes a giant bitch fest which was funny at first and still can be, but for the most part it tends to get annoying.
#398 to #374 - pukingrainbows
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(05/29/2012) [-]
Unfortunately there are those that don't want you to see everything funny on the internet. Apparently, if it comes from some obscure site that only three people will ever see it is simply not allowed here.
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#383 to #379 - Hyperman
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(05/29/2012) [-]
Tis true, but 4chan is still quite navigator challenging
#386 to #383 - mynameisderp **User deleted account**
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#389 to #386 - Hyperman
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(05/29/2012) [-]
Dunno, people just don't like 4chan getting positive things
#381 to #379 - mwhitey
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(05/29/2012) [-]
**mwhitey rolled a random image posted in comment #160 at Whoa is an understatement ** you still have to forage through random stuff to find something you like in any of the boards on 4chan
**mwhitey rolled a random image posted in comment #160 at Whoa is an understatement ** you still have to forage through random stuff to find something you like in any of the boards on 4chan
#391 to #381 - mynameisderp **User deleted account**
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#393 to #391 - mwhitey
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(05/29/2012) [-]
indeed i do
#382 to #381 - mynameisderp **User deleted account**
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#385 to #382 - mwhitey
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(05/29/2012) [-]
Somedays maybe but not like you do on 4chan
#407 to #374 - roflnaut
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(05/29/2012) [-]
The main things that keeps me hooked on FJ are the comments. If there were no comments on the content, I would probably move on to something else.
#414 to #407 - neonthethird
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(05/29/2012) [-]
I concur, the 9gag comments I have found EXTREMELY unintelligent, same with many other sites, and i ******* hate sites linked to Facebook.