How I spent my day. I made this .gif version first: i.imgur.com/WzkuO.gif I can't upload it here due to quality. also True Story.. over 1000 lines in., CI didn'
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How I spent my day. I made this .gif version first: i.imgur.com/WzkuO.gif I can't upload it here due to quality. also True Story.. over 1000 lines in., CI didn'

I made this .gif version first: i.imgur.com/WzkuO.gif
I can't upload it here due to ****** quality.
also True ******* Story.

over 1000 lines in.,
CI didn' t even saver."
writing a lung program code
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#21 - sarc (05/28/2012) [-]
Jesus and Satan have a discussion as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God as the judge.

They sit themselves at their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over.

He asks Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan is visibly upset, and cries, "I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out."

"Very well, then," says God, "let us see if Jesus fared any better."

Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished.

He stutters, "B-b-but how? I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact. How did he do it?"

God smiled all-knowingly, "Jesus saves."
#42 to #21 - anon (05/28/2012) [-]
Nice.
#90 to #21 - anon (05/28/2012) [-]
Well done bro. This is my favourite part of my bible.
#118 to #90 - greasychesticles (05/28/2012) [-]
That made me laugh unusually hard
#84 - chatpads (05/28/2012) [-]
>Says true story
>He killed himself in the story
#89 to #84 - eiad (05/28/2012) [-]
dying was never a problem for me before
#12 - eiad (05/28/2012) [-]
how last frame should be..
how last frame should be..
User avatar #27 to #12 - norwegianwaffles (05/28/2012) [-]
it was like that he just didn't upload it because of ****** quality
User avatar #38 to #27 - eiad (05/28/2012) [-]
but.. I am OP
User avatar #40 to #38 - norwegianwaffles (05/28/2012) [-]
oh...

****
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#388 to #38 - salamk (05/29/2012) [-]
<--------------- OP
<--------------- OP
#389 to #388 - eiad (05/29/2012) [-]
<--------------- salamk
#390 to #389 - salamk (05/29/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#3 - exotic (05/28/2012) [-]
This image has expired
I like to browse the internet. It helps me not kill people.
#305 to #288 - looka (05/29/2012) [-]
What's that ghosts name? I know it was in a comic about "getting to the other side" but I can't find it.
#100 - syis (05/28/2012) [-]
True story?   
So you manage to make gif and to upload 			****		 after you committed suicide?   
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MFW
True story?
So you manage to make gif and to upload **** after you committed suicide?
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.....

MFW
#99 - weekii (05/28/2012) [-]
So how did you make the comic?
#91 - jakerfv (05/28/2012) [-]
&lt; OP trying to save it.
< OP trying to save it.
#88 - iAmAWizard (05/28/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure that at some point, this stops being a true story
User avatar #102 to #88 - defender (05/28/2012) [-]
im guessing the computer science part
#134 - ohmahgaz (05/29/2012) [-]
It can't be a true story, you hung yourself.
#192 - gmarrox (05/29/2012) [-]
That would be why the first rule of programming is SAVE EVERY FIVE MINUTES.
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User avatar #96 to #95 - mcshmeggy (05/28/2012) [-]
that ******* feel ;_;
#135 - anon (05/29/2012) [-]
ALWAYS SAVE EVERY 15 MINUTES.

******* know the feel bro.

>be me, 16 y/o digital painting
>paint for 1 hour
>paint for 2 hours
>IN THE ******** ZONE
>come up on 3 hours
>abouttocream.jpg
>3 hours, 15 minutes WILD ******* LIGHTNING STORM WANTS TO HUG
>power goes out just as i'm about to save
>STARE at blank screen in the darkness for a solid 10 minutes before it begins to sink in
>Run out into pouring rain yelling at Zeus to shove up his ass, two birds at the sky
>neighbors see me yelling at the sky in pajamas with two middle fingers up
>mfw i realize there's a car honking at me
>sulk back inside, tears and rain drenching my soul

But hey, I got back up on my feet first thing the next morning and started painting again.

Ended up with this: [url deleted]

I never painted her pants in because **** YOU ZEUS. I hope Poseidon bangs your wife.

**** , gotta go. I hear raindrops.
#159 to #135 - animeartlover (05/29/2012) [-]
i giggled, nice job btw
i giggled, nice job btw
#139 to #135 - anon (05/29/2012) [-]
forgot fj doesnt allow links: http://
[url deleted]
#140 to #135 - anon (05/29/2012) [-]
http://
kaiine.
deviantart.
com/gallery/#/d1uwl0o

Nobody saw that.
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User avatar #289 - mesocorny (05/29/2012) [-]
true story? so a dead guy uploaded this?
#322 to #289 - dragonballonline (05/29/2012) [-]
No his ghost did, Jeebus just use your brain next time.
#243 - pedokidrofls (05/29/2012) [-]
saying that this is a true story, you hung yourself, then made a gif about it, then a comic, then posted it to FJ?
#262 to #243 - anon (05/29/2012) [-]
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#229 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (05/29/2012) [-]
proper reaction
proper reaction
User avatar #201 - theexo ONLINE (05/29/2012) [-]
true story? so you hung youself and died?
User avatar #209 to #201 - pickledherring (05/29/2012) [-]
LIKE A BOSS
User avatar #251 to #209 - wolfmango (05/29/2012) [-]
dont forget he probablly **** on debras desk
#23 - anon (05/28/2012) [-]
OP=fag;

if (OP==fag)

{

OP=MegaFag;

}
User avatar #30 to #23 - hazardousblaze (05/28/2012) [-]
else
{
OP = LikesCock.Text;
}
#32 to #30 - tiredofannon (05/28/2012) [-]
both are wasted code though. By declaring OP = fag and then doing an if statement checking that OP == fag is just a waste of processing. Should just declare OP = MegaFag; and same the processing. Doing the else statement is just stupid because OP will always be set equal to fag and thus the else will never run.
#35 to #33 - tiredofannon (05/28/2012) [-]
lol, sorry. My Java professor was a real bastard when it came to stuff like that. Each line of wasted code was minus one point; wasted processing could drop your grade by 50%.
User avatar #36 to #35 - hazardousblaze (05/28/2012) [-]
It's ok dude :)
User avatar #1 - johnalexx (05/28/2012) [-]
But if this is based on true story, why is OP not dead?
#15 to #1 - InfernalOneShot (05/28/2012) [-]
He is dumbass
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