Most Awfullest Fluuy Pony Evar!. How can people be so cruel?. Anonymous ( Sun) 14: 57 86382 2 You' had a bad day 2 Got a chewing out from the boss at work, then
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Most Awfullest Fluuy Pony Evar!

Most Awfullest Fluuy Pony Evar!. How can people be so cruel?. Anonymous ( Sun) 14: 57 86382 2 You' had a bad day 2 Got a chewing out from the boss at work, then

How can people be so cruel?

Anonymous ( Sun) 14: 57 86382
2 You' had a bad day
2 Got a chewing out from the boss at work, then your car broke down on the way home
2 You' re just settling in to watch a movie for the evening, when you hear a commotion outside your door
2 Go and investigate
2 Fluffy ponies - four ofthem
2 As soon as you open the downthe start begging to be let in, and asking forgood
2 Specifically, they want 'sketties'
2 This is apparently howthee 'spaghetti' in their retard version ofthe English language
2 Well they sure picked the wrong day to knock on your door
2 You' ll
2 Fake grin on your face, tell them to come in while you cook spaghetti for them
2 Boiling water, pasta, jar of marinara sauce, done
2 Serve it in a large dish on the all the can get at it at once
2 They start eating eagerly, jamming their faces into the bowl
2 Once they' re finished eating, the look up at you with their faces, babbling thanks
2 ‘Oh, that wasn' t spaghetti you just ate," you say
2 They look confused
2 "That was linguine!"
2 The expression on their faces turns to panic
2 The start wailing and asking why you' d do that to them
2 One ofthem starts jamming a cooldown its throat, trying to throw up
2 The fluffy ponies run in circles for a few seconds, then hee out of your door
2 Well, that showed them
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#3 - darbius ONLINE (05/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
processing......processing.....joke.exe found....still processing thought process.......error: Logic not found, servers crashing.
#9 - majorhurt (05/28/2012) [-]
Much less morbid than most fluffy posts, I was actually kind of relieved when the fluffies weren't eaten/poisoned/maimed
#18 - waffies (05/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
i was totally expecting it to be ground fluffy pony... would have been so typical.
i was totally expecting it to be ground fluffy pony... would have been so typical.
#6 - honourableevil (05/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I am not sure how to respond to this...But it made me laugh, so thumb for you.
User avatar #21 - messerschmidto (05/29/2012) [-]
I am confus.
Please explain?
#20 - anonexplains (05/29/2012) [-]
I am confus.
Please explain?
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#15 - captainfalconseven (05/28/2012) [-]
Reminded me of this.
User avatar #13 - buttlord (05/28/2012) [-]
fluffy ponies. **** yeah. i love stories about them
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User avatar #11 - sierramike (05/28/2012) [-]
I wish I could thumb 1000 times. Made me ****** lol
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