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#7 - pistro
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(05/27/2012) [-]
Here's another
#494 to #7 - ascian
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(05/28/2012) [-]
Rape isn't funny... unless you are getting raped by a clown.
#20 - squadmissile
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(05/27/2012) [-]
Who the **** doesn't take a shower in the morning??
#410 to #20 - anon
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(05/28/2012) [-]
You could shower every night you ******* dumbass
#520 to #20 - severepwner
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(05/28/2012) [-]
I do ******. I take showers the night before. That way I won't pass out in the shower from being so tired.
#548 to #20 - anon
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(05/28/2012) [-]
People who don't want dirt all over their house at night.
#162 to #20 - swiiftninja
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(05/28/2012) [-]
Lets look at it this way, you take a shower in the morning, its a boiling hot day, you go out with mates and work up a huge sweat, negating your shower, you need to have another shower
#45 to #20 - illegalartist
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(05/27/2012) [-]
i used to shower in the morning before i went to school but now i attend an online school... so i really only shower before i go out (which isnt often)
#303 to #20 - stlassassinfhc
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(05/28/2012) [-]
my hair gets "poofy" if i take a shower in the morning so i take one at night so it looks good
#42 to #20 - lesmiserables
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(05/27/2012) [-]
... Funnyjunk, of all places, just made me realize that I am quite filthy. I shower every 2nd or 3rd day.
#87 to #42 - msvegeta
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(05/27/2012) [-]
I do the same thing, but I thought it was normal
I do the same thing, but I thought it was normal
#104 to #87 - theoriginalzombie
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(05/27/2012) [-]
#206 to #87 - brianhanerjr
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(05/28/2012) [-]
I shower every school day, but on weekends I feel like a pig in the mud
#680 to #206 - mcpandabear
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(05/28/2012) [-]
Same here bro
Same here bro
#743 to #206 - sethperson
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(05/28/2012) [-]
Same here, but I go to college twice a week.
So...
#363 to #87 - matttboyagain
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(05/28/2012) [-]
Same here. Actually it's not a good idea to shower every day. That removes bacteria and dead skin that your body should really keep.
#407 to #363 - msvegeta
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(05/28/2012) [-]
Thank you. Especially since I have eczema, showers really dry out my skin.

I think only in countries like America do people make such a big deal out of it.
#417 to #407 - matttboyagain
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(05/28/2012) [-]
America is also a country that obsesses about circumcision because they think it's quote "cleaner". Well if we take so many showers here, why worry about it? Seriously!
#749 to #417 - sethperson
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(05/28/2012) [-]
I'm from america and from what I see here, it's just a flimsy excuse to continue the Jewish tradition of circumcision.

It's a little like the excuse, "I'm not fat, I'm big boned" or at least as petty.
#544 to #417 - huskycreeper
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(05/28/2012) [-]
Uncircumcised penis's are dirtier because its just like a bellybutton, it collects little particles like lint, dirt, and "sweat dirt" because it has a "pocket" like shape around the penis.
#562 to #544 - theoriginalzombie
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(05/28/2012) [-]
Keep believing that bro, I am uncircumcised and it is literally like your fingernails. Treat them with abandon and they'll get dirty, otherwise you literally have nothing to worry about
#580 to #562 - matttboyagain
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(05/28/2012) [-]
Exactly! You wouldn't remove the tips of your fingers to avoid getting dirt under your fingernails would you? It doesn't make any damn sense!
#700 to #562 - huskycreeper
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(05/28/2012) [-]
Okay whats the difference between a fingernail and a bellybutton? people don't pick at there bellybutton as much as there fingernails. i used the same analogy because your fingernail would still act as a "pocket" like "device" or whatever you want to call it, so there's no difference so don't act like i'm wrong.
#773 to #700 - matttboyagain
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(02/10/2014) [-]
So maybe we should just go and get all our "pockets" filled. Get surgery to get rid of your belly button. Cut off the tips of our fingers and toes so we can't get dirt under our nails. Have our ears carved out so we can't build up wax in them. Yup. That's the way to go. Remove all our problems rather than take care of them.
#742 to #700 - anon
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(05/28/2012) [-]
Oh you poor darling, you weren't wrong.
He was right and you were...less right.
#777 to #742 - huskycreeper
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(05/29/2012) [-]
Sorry that I displeased. You anon. My life goal was only to make you proud. Go **** yourself.
#774 to #777 - huskycreeper
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(02/13/2014) [-]
The ****?! Did I get hacked? Guys seriously I never said this....someone help please.
#551 to #417 - vys
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(05/28/2012) [-]
An uncircumcised penis doubles the chance for a man to attract the AIDS virus. It also has a certain bacteria in it that can cause Cervical cancer in women.
#578 to #551 - matttboyagain
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(05/28/2012) [-]
Those theories have been disproven. Your chances may be a fraction of a percent higher but being circumcised does NOT make you any less likely to contract or pass on a disease. That's what condoms are for. They will cut those chances in half. It's not necessary to hack off a piece of yourself or your child. Especially your child.
#633 to #578 - vys
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(05/28/2012) [-]
While I don't understand why I'm getting thumbed down for things I've read on medical websites, I will try to back up what I said. First of all, I'm not here to convince someone to do something they don't want to do. I live life generally in a "i don't give a **** about anyone else and what they do to themselves" kind of fashion.

Moving on, what I meant by the cervical cancer thing was the human papilloma virus. It tends to live under the foreskin and on top of the foreskin. By cutting the foreskin, you halve the chance to have a HPV culture thrive. If you don't believe that this disease can cause cervical cancer, I can show you some facts about it.

Second, from the women I ask, its aesthetically more pleasing. They prefer a circumcised penis to an uncircumcised one because of the chance of diseases etc. Don't say "wash it and its all ok!" because if the person who wrote the main comment said he showers once every 3 days and the first reply to him was someone agreeing, you can make sure they aren't keeping a clean foreskin.

Just by imagining the penis being there for 2-3 days just unwashed and rubbing against sweaty and dirty underwear through constant wear and tear, its hard to imagine what would thrive under that environment.

Again, these are my points of views and I see no reason why I got the negative thumbs just for stating what I see being written everywhere ;p Have a great day matttboyagain <3
#719 to #633 - yodasoda
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(05/28/2012) [-]
Most of the weekend i have an erection, so I'm sure I'm fine, and if my penis is okay for lefty that's all that matters
Yoda+Lefty=<3
#674 to #633 - nogphille
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(05/28/2012) [-]
i shower every 2-3 days, when i start to smell like sweat or when my hair gets greasy. Also, i wash my penis before sexual acts.. i hope my partner washes her/his private parts too. sweaty and dirty underwear is always a problem, not just when uncurcumsiced, i doubt ballsweat could find it's way through my foreskin. (i'm more concerned about remenants of urine etc)

i highly doubt chances for getting HIV would be higher when uncurcumsiced..

for aesthetics.. i haven't had a girl complain yet, also, the foreskin is usually held back when receiving fellatio and it creates more friction, which i sorely need (not because it's less sensitive, i just have a hard time getting off)

but i'd like more info if you can find it..
#774 to #674 - matttboyagain
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(05/28/2012) [-]
If you want more info, I got all the info you can handle. First of all, you definitely have more sensitivity than any circumcised guy. The foreskin is what keeps the penis sensitive. Without it, the glans (or head) dries out and gets irritated resulting in a loss of sensitivity, making sex way less pleasurable.
#770 to #578 - revengeforfreeze
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(02/02/2014) [-]
it generally is not necessary

btu sometimes it is. yo know what phimosis is right?
#771 to #770 - matttboyagain
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(02/10/2014) [-]
Phimosis is easily treatable without going to drastic measures like that. No matter what a doctor tells you, it can be treated. And you can do it at home. By training the skin with slight stretching, you can expand the opening over time. It may not be an immediate solution but it's still better than ruining yourself.
#772 to #771 - revengeforfreeze
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(02/10/2014) [-]
sorry, no.

it doesn't work like that always.
#211 to #42 - brothasimba
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(05/28/2012) [-]
#590 to #42 - kaylakrusifix
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(05/28/2012) [-]
You're not filthy. It's better for your hair. If you wash your hair every day it strips it of natural oils that keep it healthy. Don't feel bad. I used to take a shower every day and my hair, to make up for the loss of oils, would get super oily over night. I would also get split ends constantly. Now that I'm out of school I take a shower every other day or every 2 days. My hair is a lot healthier now.
#717 to #42 - yodasoda
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(05/28/2012) [-]
There's been a huge ass wasp in my washroom and I've been to afraid to take a shower so I've missed a few days
#173 to #42 - elguso
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(05/28/2012) [-]
i just see beta males
#677 to #173 - nogphille
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(05/28/2012) [-]
what?
#21 to #20 - haggle
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(05/27/2012) [-]
I don't always. If you have a shower the night before and sleep in a clean, cool bed then there's nothing wrong.
#58 to #20 - AliCattLovee
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(05/27/2012) [-]
I shower at night, it takes too long to do my hair if i have a shower in the morning.
#22 to #20 - turian
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(05/27/2012) [-]
in kazahstan we dont have showers!
#23 to #20 - bergzerk
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(05/27/2012) [-]
I shower at night because I have to get up at 5 AM for my construction job. I do not have the time nor the energy to shower in the morning.
#231 to #20 - GoodGood
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(05/28/2012) [-]
how do people take morning showers? i'd lose an hour of sleep if i did that.
#24 to #20 - jokeface
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(05/27/2012) [-]
i used to shower at night because then i didnt get my bed filthy with all the dirt and allergens on my body that i'd accumulated during the day. now i just shower right before i leave the house, whenever that may be
#40 to #24 - lesmiserables
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(05/27/2012) [-]
Me too!


I never leave the house
#44 to #24 - starchild
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(05/27/2012) [-]
#208 to #24 - brothasimba
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#404 to #20 - anon
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(05/28/2012) [-]
You're ignorance is pretty pathetic. Just because someone does something different than you doesn't make them any worse than you
#622 to #404 - imagewicked
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(05/28/2012) [-]
there is no better example for notsureiftrollingorstupid.jpg but if stupid. welcome to funnyjunk, where people can joke at others expense without legitimately hating them. the commentor was just joking around. its not like he was actually making the judgement that op was a bad person.
#27 to #20 - herodan
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(05/27/2012) [-]
i never shower, a ****** stole it :(
#37 to #27 - metallicunt **User deleted account**
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#349 to #20 - hazardousfool
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(05/28/2012) [-]
Yeah,it's better to do it in the morning,you know,you wake up with a boner and run to fap in the shower,you end up with your dick clean and nobody finds out!
#31 to #20 - SRsoccerstar
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(05/27/2012) [-]
shower at night. gives me more time to sleep before school and such.
#94 to #31 - dafunkad
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(05/27/2012) [-]
can't sleep without taking a shower, (except camping or drunk)
and can't start my day without a shower
#651 to #31 - alleksi
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(05/28/2012) [-]
you always sweat when you sleep, dont you?
#81 - geraldbostock
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(05/27/2012) [-]
#83 to #81 - geraldbostock
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#86 to #83 - geraldbostock
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#181 - fairyprincess
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(05/28/2012) [-]
'Closing a light'?

I can't get past this phrase!
#733 to #181 - Chuckaholic
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(05/28/2012) [-]
He might be foreign, I have many portuguese friends that say "closing the light" and "close the tap"
#470 to #181 - ungluedflyer
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(05/28/2012) [-]
After that try turning off the door...
#724 to #470 - yodasoda
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(05/28/2012) [-]
Don't forget to zip your teeth before you leave home
#776 to #724 - ungluedflyer
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(05/29/2012) [-]
And brush your pants. Wait...
#124 - trimageryan
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(05/27/2012) [-]
I tried number 5 before, they asked &quot;Do you mean my first or last name?&quot;   
mfw
I tried number 5 before, they asked "Do you mean my first or last name?"
mfw
#610 to #124 - anon
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(05/28/2012) [-]
Just say "Gimme a name **********! I just asked you for your ******* name!"

Stand in the corner after that.


Feel alpha as ****.
#620 to #610 - trimageryan
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(05/28/2012) [-]
Bitch please, Alphas don't get in a corner, Alphas stand in the front of the room and tell you to get in the corner.
#157 to #124 - brainydud
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(05/28/2012) [-]
What if you went, "Your first name." and when they tell you say, "Sorry, meant last name. Brain went blank."
#178 to #124 - tearsoblood
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(05/28/2012) [-]
tried this with a friend before
>can you tell me your name again?
>you don't know my name?
>no I meant your last name...
>will do you know my first name?
>yes...
>what is it?

for my bad luck all I could remember was his last name.....
#696 to #178 - monipon
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(05/28/2012) [-]
>you don't know my name?
> ofc I don't
> well... my name's Derp
>no, dude. I meant your last name :D
>Oh, haha. It's Herpinson

Everything went better than expected.. :D
#450 - daymitsharry
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(05/28/2012) [-]
**daymitsharry rolls 000** 555
#459 to #450 - memealert
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(05/28/2012) [-]
inb4 top comment
#455 to #450 - sidheim
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#457 to #450 - sidheim
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#456 to #450 - umijizzed
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(05/28/2012) [-]
Still trips
#473 to #450 - alexanderhagar
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#451 to #450 - daymitsharry
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(05/28/2012) [-]
****..
****..
#57 - smithmurraygers
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(05/27/2012) [-]
Look at a person's nose to feel_ less_ uncomfortable
What if ...
what if this
#460 to #57 - anon
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(05/28/2012) [-]
Yeah, because people in wheelchairs are also too lazy to walk.
#782 to #57 - taintedtruffle
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(06/02/2012) [-]
:I What is going on there '3' ???
#486 to #57 - brianhanerjr
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(05/28/2012) [-]
uifilms rolled this comment... on this post... What a coincidence.
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3731902/Life+hacks+and+cheats/411#411
#326 to #57 - inboundpotato
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#262 to #57 - SuperFunnyJunker
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(05/28/2012) [-]
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#125 - blackrunner
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(05/27/2012) [-]
1. Enter elevator.   
2. Press skip door button.   
3. Ride up and down continously making other people unable to enter the elevator.   
4. umad ppl who are too lazy to take stairs?
1. Enter elevator.
2. Press skip door button.
3. Ride up and down continously making other people unable to enter the elevator.
4. umad ppl who are too lazy to take stairs?
#269 to #125 - anon
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(05/28/2012) [-]
It would suck if you're the only one in the elevator because you're being a dick, and you magically get stuck.
#464 to #125 - anon
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(05/28/2012) [-]
Yeah, because people in wheelchairs are also too lazy to walk.
#686 - suckadikchickhun
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#49 - deadinferno
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(05/27/2012) [-]
I immediately regret this decision...
#341 to #49 - therealbonbon
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(05/28/2012) [-]
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#102 to #49 - moonraker
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