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#10 - furfag **User deleted account** (04/19/2010) [-]
but wouldnt he be a pokemon of average speed
#32 to #10 - BruceNorris **User deleted account** (04/20/2010) [-]
The epic paradox simply caused a tear in the space time continuum, giving him the ability to foretell the future.
User avatar #16 - PedoHunter (04/20/2010) [-]
omg
obama got assasinated!?!
:O wow!
now thats a change!!
User avatar #11 - AndrewLeonard (04/19/2010) [-]
what if they made a pokemon so fast, it could attack TWICE in the time your opponent did once?
User avatar #17 to #11 - godzuki (04/20/2010) [-]
You were supposed to start that sentence with "duuude" and have a LOL after "fast" before you got to the point.
User avatar #30 to #17 - AndrewLeonard (04/20/2010) [-]
duuude what if they made a pokemon so fast LOL, it could attack TWICE in the time your opponent did once?
User avatar #35 to #30 - godzuki (04/20/2010) [-]
LOL, that'd be sweet maaan, but then imagine like if like all the other pokemons could like go super saiyan or some **** and like spirit bomb him... LOL but he can't coz like his special move was to be fast and not be like super saiyan pokemons LOL >< DERP
User avatar #36 to #35 - AndrewLeonard (04/20/2010) [-]
COMBO ATTACK! 20 hit ko (i hit u 50 times)
User avatar #37 to #36 - godzuki (04/20/2010) [-]
**godzuki rolls 6**
wait gimme a sec....
who said you could attack first anyway?!

EVEN I attack first ODD you do
User avatar #38 to #37 - AndrewLeonard (04/20/2010) [-]
**AndrewLeonard rolls 5**
im holding a quick claw
ODD it works EVEN it doesnt
User avatar #41 to #38 - TheVirusSlayer (04/20/2010) [-]
Full of ************* Win.
User avatar #40 to #38 - godzuki (04/20/2010) [-]
**godzuki rolls 8,380**
yeah well that's my power level
User avatar #44 to #40 - AndrewLeonard (04/20/2010) [-]
ummm... theres now power lvl in pokemon.
theres seven "stats"
attack, defence, speed, spc. attack, spc. def, hp
so u fail
User avatar #45 to #44 - godzuki (04/20/2010) [-]
huh... no you see my power level is the combined total of all of those things, just makes it easier than doing seven rolls.... just divide 8380 by 7 and you have 1197.142857 wich is pretty much awesome if you ask me
User avatar #46 to #45 - AndrewLeonard (04/20/2010) [-]
all stat lvls are max 1000, and even that is god
User avatar #48 to #46 - godzuki (04/20/2010) [-]
well obviously i'm better than this mere god of pokemons I am GodZuki(or GodZookie if you want to know the reference)... perhaps I should be battling "God" if you feel i'm to powerful for you o.0
User avatar #62 to #48 - AndrewLeonard (04/20/2010) [-]
u know what, shut the **** up, i dont care
User avatar #63 to #62 - godzuki (04/20/2010) [-]
yes you do.
User avatar #64 to #63 - AndrewLeonard (04/20/2010) [-]
i honestly dont give a ****
User avatar #65 to #64 - godzuki (04/20/2010) [-]
Hush now child... you will earn a badge one day, maybe not today, maybe not tomorow but one day.
naow go, go and catch them pokemons, catch them like they've never been caught before.



I've had enough too.
User avatar #66 to #65 - AndrewLeonard (04/20/2010) [-]
thank you, now leave me ******* alone ;(
User avatar #39 to #37 - godzuki (04/20/2010) [-]
HA
I use my like super saiyan thing, wich multiplies my skeeeeeeeeelz 2.5x every time I do it.

Wut naow *****
User avatar #27 - SumGai (04/20/2010) [-]
Anyone else read this really fast?
User avatar #29 to #27 - timothybarnes (04/20/2010) [-]
I don't know any other way.
User avatar #33 - JimChillino (04/20/2010) [-]
i wonder if we all read this in a fast unique voice?
User avatar #43 to #33 - Codder (04/20/2010) [-]
Haha yeepp! Imagine if this **** all actually happened.. Trippyyy! :S
User avatar #34 to #33 - TheRedQueen (04/20/2010) [-]
yup
User avatar #26 - Grimmis (04/20/2010) [-]
since fastpoke is still technically slowpoke wouldn't he just be normal speed?
User avatar #49 to #26 - Waldowitharedhat (04/20/2010) [-]
Yes. It's an oxymoron.
User avatar #15 - RACECAR (04/20/2010) [-]
i kinda like the fastpoke meme better than slowpoke. gives us a chance to make up events rather than be reminded of others
User avatar #19 to #15 - TheGodAndShit (04/20/2010) [-]
so true
User avatar #4 - ThaneKrios (04/19/2010) [-]
Does Justin Bieber become hot after SHE hits puberty?
User avatar #7 to #4 - Azgalor (04/19/2010) [-]
ya she becomes so ridiculously hot that most guys eyes melt out of their heads and the number of lesbians increases by 600 percent while the number of gays decreases by 75%
#9 to #7 - John Cena (04/19/2010) [-]
assholes with there fancy ass vaults, your lucky you didnt get you skin cooked off like me
User avatar #6 - HIMTheSixSixSix (04/19/2010) [-]
<--WAT?!
User avatar #12 to #6 - satanisthesavior (04/20/2010) [-]
What?
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User avatar #59 - uhhYAok (04/20/2010) [-]
normally i f'ing HATE pokemon, but i love this
User avatar #47 - godzuki (04/20/2010) [-]
LOL, fastpoke >< that's what she said DERP
User avatar #2 - ERICVOLTAGE (04/19/2010) [-]
i remember when china invaded alaska. after operation anchorage, i grabbed that spot in one of those fancy new vaults.
User avatar #3 to #2 - Keyota (04/19/2010) [-]
Same here ;D Loved Operation Anchorage. It was the **** !!
#21 - John Cena (04/20/2010) [-]
haha fallout 3 reference. china invades alaska
#22 to #21 - EpicEmoKitteh **User deleted account** (04/20/2010) [-]
**** YEA!!
User avatar #28 to #22 - stevethereaver (04/20/2010) [-]
next fast poke will tell us to go into the vaults...there are vaults noa right...right!
#8 - ExitOnly **User deleted account** (04/19/2010) [-]
moar
User avatar #5 - FatterKid (04/19/2010) [-]
nice fallout 3 reference thar O_o
User avatar #1 - Dualflame (04/19/2010) [-]
epic win
User avatar #14 - iamtehbatman (04/20/2010) [-]
I am Batman and I approve this meme.
#68 - John Cena (06/05/2015) [-]
It's funny because we actually found bin laden
#68 - John Cena (06/14/2010) [-]
you got these from a website :\
User avatar #61 - rockerforlife (04/20/2010) [-]
**** you all, on a slowpoke pic I put "why don't we have an alternative to slowpoke?" and got like -10
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