How to build a Volvo. 8 steps to build a Volvo.. My friend was in a crash in a volvo. Some guy fell asleep whilst driving (without a licence) and veered out in front of him on a motorway. His volvo ploughed st Cars volvo How to
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#81 - mistahlegend (05/27/2012) [-]
"Step 1: Buy a mountain."

#52 - bigshowsteveo (05/27/2012) [-]
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User avatar #90 to #52 - jeffbowinkle (05/27/2012) [-]
What episode is that from?
User avatar #100 to #90 - aysonator (05/27/2012) [-]
It looks like the one where they made limosines out of normal cars, i think this is when they swapped and hammonds in mays car, you can tell by the chandolier, and it became a running joke that his wheel fell off
#23 - hoffmeisterh (05/27/2012) [-]
My friend was in a crash in a volvo. Some guy fell asleep whilst driving (without a licence) and veered out in front of him on a motorway.
His volvo ploughed straight through the other guys car, more or less tore it in half.
No dmaage to the volvo or passengers.
Then they sued the guy.
HFW
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User avatar #117 to #111 - addetre (05/27/2012) [-]
hahahaha så sant :D
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#35 - theJENK (05/27/2012) [-]
My first car was a 1985 volvo 240 wagon (estate) and one day on the way home from school the transmission exploded. It had over 200,000 miles on it and I loved it so much. RIP Francis.
#51 to #35 - anon (05/27/2012) [-]
You named your car a guys name? Da fuq?
User avatar #60 to #51 - skeetberger (05/27/2012) [-]
nothing wrong with that.. my cars a manual so I named it richard because richard is short for dick and it's a stick shift

okay fine.. that is gay
User avatar #62 to #60 - colonelbyers (05/27/2012) [-]
I named my Camaro, Cammy original i know.... Its a stick also
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#78 to #62 - skeetberger (05/27/2012) [-]
yay for manuals! no one in american can steal my car now
<<< That's my car too after i drove around a mud field
It's **** but it's my first car so i love it plus it was only $800
#86 to #78 - ungluedflyer (05/27/2012) [-]
Why did you get thumbed down?
Why did you get thumbed down?
User avatar #120 to #86 - colonelbyers (05/27/2012) [-]
People are assholes =/
#72 - DmOnZ ONLINE (05/27/2012) [-]
No thanks... I'm good.
#47 - icbricksquad (05/27/2012) [-]
it's hard to be this bad ass.
VOLVO FOR LIFE
#61 to #47 - anon (05/27/2012) [-]
Polis bin?!
#110 - theoriginalzombie (05/27/2012) [-]
MFW when you all think indestructible car translates to safe car


Without engineered deformation areas (crumple zones) your body will be what absorbs the impact. That and thrashing about, slamming your head against every surface, will kill you. You have a much better chance of surviving in today's aluminum and sheet cars than in an old school Volvo, regardless of how cool it might be.
User avatar #1 - cem (05/26/2012) [-]
true viking warrior car.
#92 - BowChickaBowWow ONLINE (05/27/2012) [-]
#46 - mushkaa (05/27/2012) [-]
what you sayin about my swedish swagwag?
User avatar #56 to #46 - spankymcgee (05/27/2012) [-]
That is a surprisingly good looking car.
#107 - antonop (05/27/2012) [-]
**antonop rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at Pics taken at the perfect time/angle... ** what i drive
#99 - mcwachner (05/27/2012) [-]
**mcwachner rolled a random image posted in comment #5021708 at FJ Pony Thread ** Why I don't have a car
User avatar #106 to #99 - breakable (05/27/2012) [-]
Pic related :D
#19 - jimmydeenbomb ONLINE (05/26/2012) [-]
very good, now make a voldo
#11 - antoniospaghettio (05/26/2012) [-]
Bitch please...
#42 to #11 - alexwise (05/27/2012) [-]
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#76 - xmasterchefx ONLINE (05/27/2012) [-]
now what if you had 2 volvos run into each other head on? I bet it would be about as bad as 2 clashing falcon punches...
now what if you had 2 volvos run into each other head on? I bet it would be about as bad as 2 clashing falcon punches...
User avatar #87 to #76 - swazer (05/27/2012) [-]
That would be even worse, it's like dividing by zero
#102 to #76 - gotmahswagga (05/27/2012) [-]
what if you got 2 volvos drive at each other head-on while the drivers are talking to eachother on their nokias.
User avatar #94 - fuckinfuckinfuck (05/27/2012) [-]
I've never been more proud to drive a black 1995 Volvo 960.
User avatar #59 - failtolawl (05/27/2012) [-]
I'm pretty damn sure the contents of the volvo do not fair as well when they crash. There is a reason cars crumble when in an accident.
User avatar #64 to #59 - TardytheTurtle ONLINE (05/27/2012) [-]
that's new cars
******* crumple zone is not nearly as safe as the solid frames
if a car with a crumple zone is hit in the the right zones, the people inside are ******
it's a miracle that my mother survived in her 2001 saturn when she was t-boned by a dodge ram
User avatar #65 to #64 - failtolawl (05/27/2012) [-]
well, while t-boning is the worst type of crash. crumpling saves more lives than a bunch of junker 50's cars acting as bumper cars. If the car doesn't break from the force, the "crumple" of the human body will. Air bags help the force as well.
User avatar #68 to #65 - TardytheTurtle ONLINE (05/27/2012) [-]
my grandfather got t-boned in his 92' grand marquis LS (It was a former DEA interceptor and before that Jack Roush built the engine) and was perfectly fine
the lady in her brand new at the time10' camry was in the ICU for a week
i trust my life to a solid frame all around me than a partial frame with breaks in it
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#48 - anon (05/27/2012) [-]
Niet, capitalist pig should use good Russian car, make motherland proud.
<-- KGB make good example of driving good Russian car.
Is fueled on vodka, da, very good.
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