How to build a Volvo. 8 steps to build a Volvo.. My friend was in a crash in a volvo. Some guy fell asleep whilst driving (without a licence) and veered out in front of him on a motorway. His volvo ploughed st Cars volvo How to
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How to build a Volvo

8 steps to build a Volvo

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#23 - hoffmeisterh (05/27/2012) [-]
My friend was in a crash in a volvo. Some guy fell asleep whilst driving (without a licence) and veered out in front of him on a motorway.
His volvo ploughed straight through the other guys car, more or less tore it in half.
No dmaage to the volvo or passengers.
Then they sued the guy.
HFW
#47 - icbricksquad (05/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
it's hard to be this bad ass.
VOLVO FOR LIFE
#81 - mistahlegend (05/27/2012) [-]
"Step 1: Buy a mountain."

#52 - bigshowsteveo (05/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #1 - cem (05/26/2012) [-]
true viking warrior car.
#35 - theJENK (05/27/2012) [+] (7 replies)
My first car was a 1985 volvo 240 wagon (estate) and one day on the way home from school the transmission exploded. It had over 200,000 miles on it and I loved it so much. RIP Francis.
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#72 - DmOnZ (05/27/2012) [-]
No thanks... I'm good.
#11 - antoniospaghettio (05/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Bitch please...
#32 - iamphoenix (05/27/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Well, I can do the first four steps in Minecraft at least.
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#110 - theoriginalzombie (05/27/2012) [-]
MFW when you all think indestructible car translates to safe car


Without engineered deformation areas (crumple zones) your body will be what absorbs the impact. That and thrashing about, slamming your head against every surface, will kill you. You have a much better chance of surviving in today's aluminum and sheet cars than in an old school Volvo, regardless of how cool it might be.
#76 - xmasterchefx ONLINE (05/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
now what if you had 2 volvos run into each other head on? I bet it would be about as bad as 2 clashing falcon punches...
now what if you had 2 volvos run into each other head on? I bet it would be about as bad as 2 clashing falcon punches...
#46 - mushkaa (05/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
what you sayin about my swedish swagwag?
#107 - antonop (05/27/2012) [-]
**antonop rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at Pics taken at the perfect time/angle... ** what i drive
#74 - LocoJoe (05/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Bitches don't know bout my HMMWV
User avatar #91 to #74 - BowChickaBowWow (05/27/2012) [-]
I can tell you, from experience, that those are **** . The Willys Jeep was a hell of a lot tougher than those. The M35 is a hell of a lot tougher than those. Hell, probably the only thing less tough than a humvee is a chauchat.
User avatar #58 - tiddycats (05/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Both Volvo's and Nokia's are know for being tough, they are also both Finnish. Finland knows how to make **** last.
User avatar #75 to #58 - kovymast (05/27/2012) [-]
too bad volvo is swedish...
#99 - mcwachner (05/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**mcwachner rolled a random image posted in comment #5021708 at FJ Pony Thread ** Why I don't have a car
#19 - jimmydeenbomb (05/26/2012) [-]
very good, now make a voldo
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