Selective Reading. tinsel town, .. What I say: Phone dying, love you, bye C) What my girlfriend reads: well,. Translation to my gf: Phones dying, bye. = Were breaking up bitch I cheated on you. Phones dying, bye:) = My device has ran out of energy and will shut down mom i think Youre Awesome
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Selective Reading

What I say:
Phone dying,
love you, bye C)
What my girlfriend reads:
well, ****
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Submitted: 05/26/2012
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#78 - owcoleow (05/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Translation to my gf:
Phones dying, bye. = Were breaking up bitch I cheated on you.
Phones dying, bye:) = My device has ran out of energy and will shut down momentarily, we shall continue our flawless relationship at another time, my love for you is undying, until then, madam.
Smiles change everything my man.
#18 - scrodymcboogerball (05/26/2012) [-]
**scrodymcboogerball rolls 22**

***Fixed it
#90 - slashtrey (05/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#83 - HughHefner (05/26/2012) [+] (6 replies)
What She Sent You: How You Read It:
Heyyy :) = Hello
Heyy = Hello
Hey. = Youre in ******* trouble.


>MFW Female Logic

#37 - FourchansChosenone (05/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#36 - tobiaswhelan (05/26/2012) [+] (8 replies)
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#13 - mcwachner (05/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**mcwachner rolled a random image posted in comment #158 at Joke ** What really happened
#93 - Hase (05/26/2012) [+] (9 replies)
Who I thought of when you said Derpy
Who I thought of when you said Derpy
#15 - cumonyou (05/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
give her a muffin, Derpies love muffins
#24 to #15 - DingoJ (05/26/2012) [-]
*jaws theme song*
#154 - flyingicecream (05/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#26 - daywyz (05/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**daywyz rolled a random image posted in comment #4876562 at FJ Pony Thread ** His face
**daywyz rolled a random image posted in comment #4876562 at FJ Pony Thread ** His face
#29 to #26 - tkuja (05/26/2012) [-]
**tkuja rolled a random image posted in comment #23 at Need a meme ** show me your war face
User avatar #47 - taintedtruffle (05/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**taintedtruffle rolled a random comment #5255890 posted by chazzlemanazzle at FJ Pony Thread ** :
great, you?
^ the last thing I texted my GF
#50 to #47 - conorpadraic (05/26/2012) [-]
Loaf is pleased.
User avatar #137 - daaaaarkstar (05/27/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**daaaaarkstar rolls 27** HURR DURR I CAN ROLL DUBS
User avatar #138 to #137 - daaaaarkstar (05/27/2012) [-]
No I cant.
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#56 - striderxir (05/26/2012) [+] (5 replies)
**striderxir rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Racist Microsoft is Racist **
how my girlfriend interprets the same text
#46 - glubdogar (05/26/2012) [-]
more gaming time for me then
#10 - spheals ONLINE (05/26/2012) [-]
**spheals rolled a random image posted in comment #156 at Battlefield: Gasmask Goliath ** what I want to do to girls like that
**spheals rolled a random image posted in comment #156 at Battlefield: Gasmask Goliath ** what I want to do to girls like that
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