76 Things Banned In Leviticus. . 76 THINGS BANNED IN LEVITICUS Here' s chapter and verse en a comprehensive list d things banned in the Leviticus book d the bib
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76 Things Banned In Leviticus

76 THINGS BANNED IN
LEVITICUS
Here' s chapter and verse en a comprehensive list d things banned in the
Leviticus book d the bible. number d them are punishable by death.
Unless yen" never dome any them [and 54 to 53 are particularly tricky), perhaps
it' s time to lay eff quoting 13: 22 for a while?
I. Burning any yeast er homey in offerings to God H: 11]
st. Failing to include salt in offerings to God [2: 13]
3. Eating fat tr. 170
4. Eating blood [3: 1?]
Failing to testify against any wrongdoing yen" witnessed )
6. Failing to testify against any wrongdoing yen" been told about [5: 1]
V. Touching an unclean animal [5: 2]
carelessly making an oath G: 4)
9. waving a neighbour about smoething trusted to them [32]
10. Finding lest property and lying about it : 3)
1 1. Bringing unauthorised fire before God [10: 1]
12. Letting your hair become unkempt [10: 13]
13. Tearing your clothes [10: 13]
14. Drinking alcohol in holy places (bit d a problem for Catholics, this mu] [10: 3]
15. Eating an animal which doesit both chew cud and has a divided haef Cd: camel,
13. Teaching the carcass d any d the above (problems here for rugby) " 1: 3]
17. Eating - er teaching the carcass d - any seafood without fins er scales " 1: ]
13. Eating - er teaching the carcass d - eagle, the vulture, the black vulture, the red
kite, any kind d black kite, any kind d raven, the horned owl, the mach owl, the
gull, any kind d hawk, the little owl, the cormorant, the great owl, the white owl, the
desert owl, the osprey, the stork, any kind d haren, the hopper and the bat. " 1: ]
13. Eating - er teaching the carcass d - insects with four legs, unless these
20. Eating any animal which walks en all few and has paws Herd news for cats)
2 1. Eating - er teaching the carcass d - the weasel, the rat, any kind d great lizard,
the gecko, the moniter lizard, the wall lizard, the skink and the chameleon " 1: 2 g)
22. Eating - er teaching the carcass d - any creature which crawls en many legs, er
23. Going to church within 33 days after giving birth to a boy [12: 4]
24. Going to church within 66 days after giving birth to a girl [12: 5]
25. Having sex with your mather [13:?]
23. Having sex with your father' s wife [13: 3]
2?. Having sex with your sister [13: 3]
23. Having sex with your granddaughter [13: 10]
23. Having sex with your halemeister [13: 1 1]
30. Having sex with your biological aunt [13: ]
3 1. Having sex with your uncles wife [13: 14]
32. Having sex with your [13: 15]
33. Having sex with your : 13]
34. Having sex with a weman and else having sex with her daughter er
granddaughter (bad news for Alan Clark) [13: 170
35. Marrying your wife' s sister while your wife still lives [13: 13]
33. Having sex with a weman during her period [13: 13]
37. Having sex with your neighbour? wife [13: 20]
33. Giving your children to be sacrificed to Mohin [13: 2 1]
33. Having sex with a man "as ene does with a weman” [13: 22]
40. Having sex with an animal [13: 23]
41. Making idols er “metal gods" [13: 4]
42. Reaping to the very edges d a field [13: 3]
43. Picking up grapes that have fallen in yew vineyard [13: 10]
44. Stealing cur. 1 1]
45. Lying [13: 11]
43. Swearing falsely en God' s name [13: 12]
4?. Defrauding your neighbour [13: 13]
43. Helding back the wages w an employee overnight [net mill observed these days)
cur. 13}
43. cursing the deaf er abusing the blind [13: 14]
50. Perverting justice, shewing partiality to either the poor er the rich [13: 15]
51. Spreading slander [13: 13]
52. Eng anything tn endanger a neighbour? life [13: 13]
53. Seeking revenge er bearing a grudge [13: 13]
54. Mixing fabrics in clothing [13: 13]
55. Crossbreeding animals [13: 13]
53. Planting different seeds in the same field [13: 13]
57. Sleeping with another man' s slave [13: 20]
53. Eating fruit from a tree within few years d planting it [13: 2 A)
53. Practising divination er seeking amens (tut, tut astrology] [13: 23]
30. Trimming your beard [13: 2?]
31. cutting your hair at the sides [13: 2?]
32. Getting tatters [13: 23]
33. Making your daughter prostitute herself [13: 23]
34. Turning to mediums er spiritualists [13: 3 1]
35. Pint standing in the presence d the elderly [13: 32]
33. Mistreating foreigners - "the foreigner residing among yen must be treated as
67. Using dishonest weights and scales : 3]
33. cursing your father er mather (punishable by death) [2 : 3]
33. Marrying a prostitute, divorcee er widow if yen are a priest [2 1:?, 13]
Entering a place where there' s a dead body as a priest (pr. 1 1]
71. Slaughtering a cow/ sheep and its yenno en the same day [22: 23]
Tit. Working en the Sabbath [23: 3]
73. Blasphemy [punishable by staning to death) [24: 14]
4. Inflicting an injury; killing sameone else? animal; killing a Ewen must be
punished in kind ()24: A)
5. Selling land permanently [25: 23]
76. Selling an Israelite as a slave [foreigners are fine) [25: 42]
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User avatar #4 - orindoomhammer (05/26/2012) [-]
notice it says nothing about sleeping with your own doughtier?
#95 - steelplatypus (05/27/2012) [-]
Jesus, upon giving people wine - "This is my blood."
Levictus, #4 - Drink blood, you go to hell.
Jesus, you ******* troll.
User avatar #34 - kinglobster (05/26/2012) [-]
Dear everyone, don't be a dick. Love, God.
^thats the bible i follow
User avatar #10 - zzforrest (05/26/2012) [+] (11 replies)
Just remember that Leviticus is the old testament and according to christians the old testament doesn't count.
User avatar #11 to #10 - HGOnethreeone (05/26/2012) [-]
And yet their main argument against homosexuality is Leviticus 18:22
#48 - runaround (05/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
the only think I see on the atheism channel is stuff on religion.. i'm confused
the only think I see on the atheism channel is stuff on religion.. i'm confused
#105 - harveylegnipples (05/27/2012) [-]
**** , 38, guess I'm going to hell.
#57 - joejigsaw (05/26/2012) [-]
I'm going to hell in 25 different ways!
I'm going to hell in 25 different ways!
#62 - anonymous (05/26/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Leviticus pretty much banned you from sleeping with everyone... except your cousin.


.....Interesting....
User avatar #63 to #62 - HGOnethreeone (05/26/2012) [-]
Or your daughter.
User avatar #2 - puppybiscuit (05/26/2012) [-]
Well looks like I'm in the Hell Express lane, 10 items or more please!
User avatar #55 - xxhunterxx (05/26/2012) [-]
Not true about the alcohol one... Churches usually serve grape juice due to the fact that small children can receive communion.
User avatar #27 - camthepedobear (05/26/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Sigh. Take a theology class. One of the first lessons is that the old testament was to serve little more than a history lesson, because once jesus got nailed, almost all of the old testament became null and void.

Lrn2Religion.
#23 - anonymous (05/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Wait... Number 25: Having sex with your mother. Adam and Eve only had two sons...
#50 to #23 - dickorcock (05/26/2012) [-]
Actually, it says that Adam and Eve later had other sons and daughters, but that brings number 27 into play.....
#16 - bitchimflawless (05/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I cant help but wonder how many times #4 happened that they had to ban it
User avatar #15 - homage (05/26/2012) [-]
Leviticus is the epitome of cherry picking anti christians and christians alike
User avatar #6 - traveltech (05/26/2012) [-]
Wait, does 17 mean they CAN'T eat beavers after all?
User avatar #107 - chuffberry ONLINE (05/27/2012) [-]
i like the fact that one of the rules is "don't mistreat foreigners", but then the last rule says that it's fine to sell foreigners as slaves
#85 - flavoredassassin (05/27/2012) [-]
I'm going to hell. Pic semi related
User avatar #37 - mexirican (05/26/2012) [+] (4 replies)
another un intelligent atheist copy and paste post. Leviticus is old testament. you atheists really need to start going outside instead of spending so much time talking about something you don't even believe in.
#51 to #37 - thomasdb (05/26/2012) [-]
I believe this is an argument towards those who say gay marriage is wrong, yet when you pull another excerpt from Leviticus they go on to say it is old and they need not obey such rules.
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#75 - anonymous (05/27/2012) [+] (15 replies)
I'm a christian and Im gonna help break this down for you.
Imagin Leviticus, old testiment. Bam, its there.
Then God's all "Oh Me, Bugs." Then he comes up with Bible 2.0, New testiment. Its like a steam update. You don't use an old steam and a new one at the same time.


I'm talking out of my ass. But you sound like a dick when all you do is talk about the ignorance of others when you insult others casually for their beliefs.
#80 to #75 - cranialpleasure (05/27/2012) [-]
He didn't insult anyone. He listed all the things forbidden in Leviticus.
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