76 Things Banned In Leviticus. . 76 THINGS BANNED IN LEVITICUS Here' s chapter and verse en a comprehensive list d things banned in the Leviticus book d the bib 76 Things Banned In Leviticus THINGS BANNED IN LEVITICUS Here' s chapter and verse en a comprehensive list d things banned in the book bib
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76 THINGS BANNED IN
LEVITICUS
Here' s chapter and verse en a comprehensive list d things banned in the
Leviticus book d the bible. number d them are punishable by death.
Unless yen" never dome any them [and 54 to 53 are particularly tricky), perhaps
it' s time to lay eff quoting 13: 22 for a while?
I. Burning any yeast er homey in offerings to God H: 11]
st. Failing to include salt in offerings to God [2: 13]
3. Eating fat tr. 170
4. Eating blood [3: 1?]
Failing to testify against any wrongdoing yen" witnessed )
6. Failing to testify against any wrongdoing yen" been told about [5: 1]
V. Touching an unclean animal [5: 2]
carelessly making an oath G: 4)
9. waving a neighbour about smoething trusted to them [32]
10. Finding lest property and lying about it : 3)
1 1. Bringing unauthorised fire before God [10: 1]
12. Letting your hair become unkempt [10: 13]
13. Tearing your clothes [10: 13]
14. Drinking alcohol in holy places (bit d a problem for Catholics, this mu] [10: 3]
15. Eating an animal which doesit both chew cud and has a divided haef Cd: camel,
13. Teaching the carcass d any d the above (problems here for rugby) " 1: 3]
17. Eating - er teaching the carcass d - any seafood without fins er scales " 1: ]
13. Eating - er teaching the carcass d - eagle, the vulture, the black vulture, the red
kite, any kind d black kite, any kind d raven, the horned owl, the mach owl, the
gull, any kind d hawk, the little owl, the cormorant, the great owl, the white owl, the
desert owl, the osprey, the stork, any kind d haren, the hopper and the bat. " 1: ]
13. Eating - er teaching the carcass d - insects with four legs, unless these
20. Eating any animal which walks en all few and has paws Herd news for cats)
2 1. Eating - er teaching the carcass d - the weasel, the rat, any kind d great lizard,
the gecko, the moniter lizard, the wall lizard, the skink and the chameleon " 1: 2 g)
22. Eating - er teaching the carcass d - any creature which crawls en many legs, er
23. Going to church within 33 days after giving birth to a boy [12: 4]
24. Going to church within 66 days after giving birth to a girl [12: 5]
25. Having sex with your mather [13:?]
23. Having sex with your father' s wife [13: 3]
2?. Having sex with your sister [13: 3]
23. Having sex with your granddaughter [13: 10]
23. Having sex with your halemeister [13: 1 1]
30. Having sex with your biological aunt [13: ]
3 1. Having sex with your uncles wife [13: 14]
32. Having sex with your [13: 15]
33. Having sex with your : 13]
34. Having sex with a weman and else having sex with her daughter er
granddaughter (bad news for Alan Clark) [13: 170
35. Marrying your wife' s sister while your wife still lives [13: 13]
33. Having sex with a weman during her period [13: 13]
37. Having sex with your neighbour? wife [13: 20]
33. Giving your children to be sacrificed to Mohin [13: 2 1]
33. Having sex with a man "as ene does with a weman” [13: 22]
40. Having sex with an animal [13: 23]
41. Making idols er “metal gods" [13: 4]
42. Reaping to the very edges d a field [13: 3]
43. Picking up grapes that have fallen in yew vineyard [13: 10]
44. Stealing cur. 1 1]
45. Lying [13: 11]
43. Swearing falsely en God' s name [13: 12]
4?. Defrauding your neighbour [13: 13]
43. Helding back the wages w an employee overnight [net mill observed these days)
cur. 13}
43. cursing the deaf er abusing the blind [13: 14]
50. Perverting justice, shewing partiality to either the poor er the rich [13: 15]
51. Spreading slander [13: 13]
52. Eng anything tn endanger a neighbour? life [13: 13]
53. Seeking revenge er bearing a grudge [13: 13]
54. Mixing fabrics in clothing [13: 13]
55. Crossbreeding animals [13: 13]
53. Planting different seeds in the same field [13: 13]
57. Sleeping with another man' s slave [13: 20]
53. Eating fruit from a tree within few years d planting it [13: 2 A)
53. Practising divination er seeking amens (tut, tut astrology] [13: 23]
30. Trimming your beard [13: 2?]
31. cutting your hair at the sides [13: 2?]
32. Getting tatters [13: 23]
33. Making your daughter prostitute herself [13: 23]
34. Turning to mediums er spiritualists [13: 3 1]
35. Pint standing in the presence d the elderly [13: 32]
33. Mistreating foreigners - "the foreigner residing among yen must be treated as
67. Using dishonest weights and scales : 3]
33. cursing your father er mather (punishable by death) [2 : 3]
33. Marrying a prostitute, divorcee er widow if yen are a priest [2 1:?, 13]
Entering a place where there' s a dead body as a priest (pr. 1 1]
71. Slaughtering a cow/ sheep and its yenno en the same day [22: 23]
Tit. Working en the Sabbath [23: 3]
73. Blasphemy [punishable by staning to death) [24: 14]
4. Inflicting an injury; killing sameone else? animal; killing a Ewen must be
punished in kind ()24: A)
5. Selling land permanently [25: 23]
76. Selling an Israelite as a slave [foreigners are fine) [25: 42]
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #4 - orindoomhammer
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(05/26/2012) [-]
notice it says nothing about sleeping with your own doughtier?
#95 - steelplatypus
Reply +21 123456789123345869
(05/27/2012) [-]
Jesus, upon giving people wine - "This is my blood."
Levictus, #4 - Drink blood, you go to hell.
Jesus, you ******* troll.
User avatar #34 - kinglobster
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(05/26/2012) [-]
Dear everyone, don't be a dick. Love, God.
^thats the bible i follow
User avatar #10 - zzforrest
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(05/26/2012) [-]
Just remember that Leviticus is the old testament and according to christians the old testament doesn't count.
User avatar #11 to #10 - HGOnethreeone [OP]
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(05/26/2012) [-]
And yet their main argument against homosexuality is Leviticus 18:22
User avatar #33 to #11 - ainoninom
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(05/26/2012) [-]
only dumbass christians use that, because they are dumb enough to not know that 'the old testament doesnt count' and stuff.
also in a slightly related note, leviticus bans gay sex, not gay marriage
User avatar #12 to #11 - zzforrest
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(05/26/2012) [-]
BUT the new testament was "updated" to be able to argue against homosexualit-
why the hell do I even argue -_-
User avatar #13 to #12 - HGOnethreeone [OP]
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(05/26/2012) [-]
Please, do tell me how they explain how they can update the Bible? Is it not the unalterable word of God?
User avatar #14 to #13 - zzforrest
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(05/26/2012) [-]
They say that but it isn't true.
I don't even know why I am a christian.
I guess I am a new "breed" of christian that says the bible is ******** and the only word of god is a word from god.
Don't take the bible seriously. Just don't. Except the proverbs. That is good.
#25 to #14 - anon id: 0c77d4e2
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(05/26/2012) [-]
so your saying.... you are a christian, where the christian religion is derived from the bible... but the bible is bs... sense made =0%
User avatar #28 to #25 - zzforrest
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(05/26/2012) [-]
I'm christian until I find a religion that makes sense and isn't full of ****.
#29 to #28 - ChaosShuffle
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(05/26/2012) [-]
Have you tried not having a religion and just believing what you think makes sense?
User avatar #109 to #29 - aboutahundredarabs
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(05/27/2012) [-]
The way I see it. You have to have a pretty ****** "god" if you're going to hell for not bowing down to him and spending all your time worshiping him. If there was a god he'd truely love everyone and there would be no hell whatsoever.
User avatar #30 to #29 - zzforrest
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(05/26/2012) [-]
... No I haven't.
User avatar #31 to #30 - ChaosShuffle
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(05/26/2012) [-]
I personally don't believe in the idea of religion itself. I disagree with the idea that any one organization or group can truly know what any "god" wants. In which case I just try to be a good person. I.e. I don't go cavorting about the country side like most people seem to. And at the same time I'm mindful of the religions of others. For instance even though I've been stopped on the street three times this week to be told to go to three different churches (I live on a military post it happens a lot.) I have been polite in declining. But I still believe myself personally to be a good person. I'm hoping that's enough.
#48 - runaround
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(05/26/2012) [-]
the only think I see on the atheism channel is stuff on religion.. i'm confused
the only think I see on the atheism channel is stuff on religion.. i'm confused
#60 to #48 - anon id: 8068f654
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(05/26/2012) [-]
what did you expect?
User avatar #65 to #48 - tonydalion
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(05/26/2012) [-]
Atheism has everything to do with religion.
#105 - harveylegnipples
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(05/27/2012) [-]
****, 38, guess I'm going to hell.
#57 - joejigsaw
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(05/26/2012) [-]
I'm going to hell in 25 different ways!
I'm going to hell in 25 different ways!
#62 - anon id: 8cebc2ef
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(05/26/2012) [-]
Leviticus pretty much banned you from sleeping with everyone... except your cousin.


.....Interesting....
User avatar #63 to #62 - HGOnethreeone [OP]
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(05/26/2012) [-]
Or your daughter.
#71 to #63 - anon id: 8cebc2ef
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(05/27/2012) [-]
I feel Leviticus has some stories he hasn't told.
#70 to #63 - bloodangel
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(05/27/2012) [-]
Or your father.
User avatar #2 - puppybiscuit
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(05/26/2012) [-]
Well looks like I'm in the Hell Express lane, 10 items or more please!
#23 - anon id: 05d65043
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(05/26/2012) [-]
Wait... Number 25: Having sex with your mother. Adam and Eve only had two sons...
#50 to #23 - dickorcock
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(05/26/2012) [-]
Actually, it says that Adam and Eve later had other sons and daughters, but that brings number 27 into play.....