76 Things Banned In Leviticus. . 76 THINGS BANNED IN LEVITICUS Here' s chapter and verse en a comprehensive list d things banned in the Leviticus book d the bib

76 Things Banned In Leviticus

Here' s chapter and verse en a comprehensive list d things banned in the
Leviticus book d the bible. number d them are punishable by death.
Unless yen" never dome any them [and 54 to 53 are particularly tricky), perhaps
it' s time to lay eff quoting 13: 22 for a while?
I. Burning any yeast er homey in offerings to God H: 11]
st. Failing to include salt in offerings to God [2: 13]
3. Eating fat tr. 170
4. Eating blood [3: 1?]
Failing to testify against any wrongdoing yen" witnessed )
6. Failing to testify against any wrongdoing yen" been told about [5: 1]
V. Touching an unclean animal [5: 2]
carelessly making an oath G: 4)
9. waving a neighbour about smoething trusted to them [32]
10. Finding lest property and lying about it : 3)
1 1. Bringing unauthorised fire before God [10: 1]
12. Letting your hair become unkempt [10: 13]
13. Tearing your clothes [10: 13]
14. Drinking alcohol in holy places (bit d a problem for Catholics, this mu] [10: 3]
15. Eating an animal which doesit both chew cud and has a divided haef Cd: camel,
13. Teaching the carcass d any d the above (problems here for rugby) " 1: 3]
17. Eating - er teaching the carcass d - any seafood without fins er scales " 1: ]
13. Eating - er teaching the carcass d - eagle, the vulture, the black vulture, the red
kite, any kind d black kite, any kind d raven, the horned owl, the mach owl, the
gull, any kind d hawk, the little owl, the cormorant, the great owl, the white owl, the
desert owl, the osprey, the stork, any kind d haren, the hopper and the bat. " 1: ]
13. Eating - er teaching the carcass d - insects with four legs, unless these
20. Eating any animal which walks en all few and has paws Herd news for cats)
2 1. Eating - er teaching the carcass d - the weasel, the rat, any kind d great lizard,
the gecko, the moniter lizard, the wall lizard, the skink and the chameleon " 1: 2 g)
22. Eating - er teaching the carcass d - any creature which crawls en many legs, er
23. Going to church within 33 days after giving birth to a boy [12: 4]
24. Going to church within 66 days after giving birth to a girl [12: 5]
25. Having sex with your mather [13:?]
23. Having sex with your father' s wife [13: 3]
2?. Having sex with your sister [13: 3]
23. Having sex with your granddaughter [13: 10]
23. Having sex with your halemeister [13: 1 1]
30. Having sex with your biological aunt [13: ]
3 1. Having sex with your uncles wife [13: 14]
32. Having sex with your [13: 15]
33. Having sex with your : 13]
34. Having sex with a weman and else having sex with her daughter er
granddaughter (bad news for Alan Clark) [13: 170
35. Marrying your wife' s sister while your wife still lives [13: 13]
33. Having sex with a weman during her period [13: 13]
37. Having sex with your neighbour? wife [13: 20]
33. Giving your children to be sacrificed to Mohin [13: 2 1]
33. Having sex with a man "as ene does with a weman” [13: 22]
40. Having sex with an animal [13: 23]
41. Making idols er “metal gods" [13: 4]
42. Reaping to the very edges d a field [13: 3]
43. Picking up grapes that have fallen in yew vineyard [13: 10]
44. Stealing cur. 1 1]
45. Lying [13: 11]
43. Swearing falsely en God' s name [13: 12]
4?. Defrauding your neighbour [13: 13]
43. Helding back the wages w an employee overnight [net mill observed these days)
cur. 13}
43. cursing the deaf er abusing the blind [13: 14]
50. Perverting justice, shewing partiality to either the poor er the rich [13: 15]
51. Spreading slander [13: 13]
52. Eng anything tn endanger a neighbour? life [13: 13]
53. Seeking revenge er bearing a grudge [13: 13]
54. Mixing fabrics in clothing [13: 13]
55. Crossbreeding animals [13: 13]
53. Planting different seeds in the same field [13: 13]
57. Sleeping with another man' s slave [13: 20]
53. Eating fruit from a tree within few years d planting it [13: 2 A)
53. Practising divination er seeking amens (tut, tut astrology] [13: 23]
30. Trimming your beard [13: 2?]
31. cutting your hair at the sides [13: 2?]
32. Getting tatters [13: 23]
33. Making your daughter prostitute herself [13: 23]
34. Turning to mediums er spiritualists [13: 3 1]
35. Pint standing in the presence d the elderly [13: 32]
33. Mistreating foreigners - "the foreigner residing among yen must be treated as
67. Using dishonest weights and scales : 3]
33. cursing your father er mather (punishable by death) [2 : 3]
33. Marrying a prostitute, divorcee er widow if yen are a priest [2 1:?, 13]
Entering a place where there' s a dead body as a priest (pr. 1 1]
71. Slaughtering a cow/ sheep and its yenno en the same day [22: 23]
Tit. Working en the Sabbath [23: 3]
73. Blasphemy [punishable by staning to death) [24: 14]
4. Inflicting an injury; killing sameone else? animal; killing a Ewen must be
punished in kind ()24: A)
5. Selling land permanently [25: 23]
76. Selling an Israelite as a slave [foreigners are fine) [25: 42]
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User avatar #4 - orindoomhammer (05/26/2012) [-]
notice it says nothing about sleeping with your own doughtier?
#95 - steelplatypus (05/27/2012) [-]
Jesus, upon giving people wine - "This is my blood."
Levictus, #4 - Drink blood, you go to hell.
Jesus, you ******* troll.
User avatar #34 - kinglobster ONLINE (05/26/2012) [-]
Dear everyone, don't be a dick. Love, God.
^thats the bible i follow
#105 - harveylegnipples (05/27/2012) [-]
**** , 38, guess I'm going to hell.
#57 - joejigsaw (05/26/2012) [-]
I'm going to hell in 25 different ways!
I'm going to hell in 25 different ways!
User avatar #2 - puppybiscuit (05/26/2012) [-]
Well looks like I'm in the Hell Express lane, 10 items or more please!
#62 - anon (05/26/2012) [-]
Leviticus pretty much banned you from sleeping with everyone... except your cousin.

User avatar #63 to #62 - HGOnethreeone (05/26/2012) [-]
Or your daughter.
#71 to #63 - anon (05/27/2012) [-]
I feel Leviticus has some stories he hasn't told.
#70 to #63 - bloodangel (05/27/2012) [-]
Or your father.
User avatar #55 - xxhunterxx ONLINE (05/26/2012) [-]
Not true about the alcohol one... Churches usually serve grape juice due to the fact that small children can receive communion.
#16 - bitchimflawless (05/26/2012) [-]
I cant help but wonder how many times #4 happened that they had to ban it
User avatar #41 to #16 - TheMather ONLINE (05/26/2012) [-]
Blood pudding and blood sausage?
#18 to #16 - pineq (05/26/2012) [-]
I think it goes along with the 'not having sex with your wife while she has her period' thing.
User avatar #15 - homage (05/26/2012) [-]
Leviticus is the epitome of cherry picking anti christians and christians alike
#9 - anon (05/26/2012) [-]
Metal gods... Iron Maiden surely goes to hell.
User avatar #6 - traveltech (05/26/2012) [-]
Wait, does 17 mean they CAN'T eat beavers after all?
User avatar #107 - chuffberry (05/27/2012) [-]
i like the fact that one of the rules is "don't mistreat foreigners", but then the last rule says that it's fine to sell foreigners as slaves
#85 - flavoredassassin (05/27/2012) [-]
I'm going to hell. Pic semi related
#74 - anon (05/27/2012) [-]
Wait, no one else sacrifices their children to Molek?
#67 - anon (05/27/2012) [-]
MFW I've done all of those things
#68 to #67 - anon (05/27/2012) [-]
All hail the Anti-Christ!

But seriously, some of those things, while silly, are really out of the ordinary, how did you come about doing them? O_o
#48 - runaround (05/26/2012) [-]
the only think I see on the atheism channel is stuff on religion.. i'm confused
the only think I see on the atheism channel is stuff on religion.. i'm confused
#60 to #48 - anon (05/26/2012) [-]
what did you expect?
User avatar #65 to #48 - tonydalion (05/26/2012) [-]
Atheism has everything to do with religion.
#23 - anon (05/26/2012) [-]
Wait... Number 25: Having sex with your mother. Adam and Eve only had two sons...
#50 to #23 - dickorcock (05/26/2012) [-]
Actually, it says that Adam and Eve later had other sons and daughters, but that brings number 27 into play.....
#75 - anon (05/27/2012) [-]
I'm a christian and Im gonna help break this down for you.
Imagin Leviticus, old testiment. Bam, its there.
Then God's all "Oh Me, Bugs." Then he comes up with Bible 2.0, New testiment. Its like a steam update. You don't use an old steam and a new one at the same time.

I'm talking out of my ass. But you sound like a dick when all you do is talk about the ignorance of others when you insult others casually for their beliefs.
#102 to #75 - garnykins ONLINE (05/27/2012) [-]
I feel like there's a verse or something in... Matthew, perhaps... where Jesus basically says that all the laws in the Old Testament are, in fact, still working. I did fin this quote, but it's not the one I'm thinking of.

"Do not think that I have come to abolish the law or the prophets. I have come not to abolish but to fulfill. Amen, I say to you, until heaven and earth pass away, not the smallest part or the smallest part of a letter will pass from the law, until all things have taken place." (Matthew 5:17)

/shrug. Dunno. I just don't think it's right as a Christian to say that the Old Testament is basically old news when it is the word of God.

I could be talking out of turn and will probably get the wave of red thumbs shot at me, but whatevz. I said what I wanted to say and hope you might be able to correct me or enlighten me further.
#78 to #75 - madoc (05/27/2012) [-]
Ah, well, you see the problem is that when we - atheists - want to know exactly why they feel that homosexuality should be prohibit, they usually tend to quote Leviticus and saying that it's a sin. But as you see, according to what else is prohibited in the list above, pretty much everyone is probably a sinner in one way or another.
#82 to #78 - anon (05/27/2012) [-]
because guys have dicks and women have vaginas, if we were supposed to **** the ass then they wouldnt need a vejayjay now would they......
#83 to #82 - madoc (05/27/2012) [-]
That's not even making any sense... Next troll please!
#84 to #83 - anon (05/27/2012) [-]
I see what anon's saying, and agree with some it. If a guy was supposed to lay with a guy, wouldn't we all have both instead of guys only having a penis and girls a vagina? It's just not natural.......
#86 to #84 - madoc (05/27/2012) [-]
Supposed to? There are lots of men who want to have anal sex with girls, what's the difference if it's a guy? Same hole, different gender! All animals have gay sex too you know... But if you don't want to have sex with guys, don't! But why should that mean that noone else is allowed to have it? I wouldn't wanna sleep with a guy, but as long as I don't have to be involved, gay sex is okay. NEXT.
#130 to #86 - anon (05/27/2012) [-]
All animals do not have gay sex. Some do.
#133 to #130 - madoc (05/27/2012) [-]
Most do. Not counting insects, for example. But most MAMMALS do. Happy? NEXT.
User avatar #90 to #86 - MusicalWeasel (05/27/2012) [-]
not ALL animals have gay sex that's kinda like saying you've had gay sex, cause technically your an animal.
#91 to #90 - madoc (05/27/2012) [-]
All species -.- Happy? -.-
User avatar #93 to #91 - MusicalWeasel (05/27/2012) [-]
Thanks xD I'm just trolling you and I see the arguments of both sides and would rather stay Sweden.(neutral if you don't get the reference)
#94 to #93 - madoc (05/27/2012) [-]
Oh good, being neutral is probably for the best xD However, I hate trolls :( They annoy me :( Which is the point of trolling, but it still sucks! xD

Oh and by the way... HEJA LOREEN!!!
#88 to #78 - anon (05/27/2012) [-]
hurp durp that's cause we are?
#89 to #88 - madoc (05/27/2012) [-]
You're not making any sense either. Next.
#80 to #75 - cranialpleasure (05/27/2012) [-]
He didn't insult anyone. He listed all the things forbidden in Leviticus.
User avatar #27 - camthepedobear (05/26/2012) [-]
Sigh. Take a theology class. One of the first lessons is that the old testament was to serve little more than a history lesson, because once jesus got nailed, almost all of the old testament became null and void.

User avatar #43 to #27 - HGOnethreeone (05/26/2012) [-]
Well then, perhaps Christians should stop turning to Leviticus to support their homophobia.
#46 to #43 - camthepedobear (05/26/2012) [-]
Any homophobic Christian is not a true Christian. It doesn't say anywhere in the new testament ANYTHING on homosexuality, I personally think it's wrong only because it isn't "natural" sex, meaning there's no possibility of procreation. Also, most homosexual intercourse is outside of marriage or civil union, which IS wrong according to the new testament. The bible teaches to love your brother, hate the sin, not the sinner. It does state in the new testament that only a man and a woman should be married though. I personally believe that we should allow them civil unions so that they can enjoy all the benefits of marriage without being married.

Sources: www.westarinstitute.org/Periodicals/4R_Articles/homosexuality.html
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User avatar #52 to #46 - thecreeperslayer (05/26/2012) [-]
^^ this
User avatar #53 to #52 - thecreeperslayer (05/26/2012) [-]
Well sort of... i honestly believe lte them do what they want.. why do their decisions pertain to me?
Just because someone is on a diet doesn't mean everyone must stop eating donuts
But i think it's weird homosexuals insist on marriage rather than civil union because marriage is in it's essence a religious act
But i say let them have everything we have... their sexual preferences make them not any less human
#101 to #46 - anon (05/27/2012) [-]
Actually, the new testament does mention homosexuality at least once. Check out 1 Corinthians 6:9-10. There's quite a long list.
#141 to #27 - anon (05/16/2015) [-]
If that's the case, then why do Christians use Leviticus as an argument against gay marriage?
User avatar #77 to #27 - kirkbot (05/27/2012) [-]
>got nailed
if you know what i mean
#42 to #27 - patchesdacrazy (05/26/2012) [-]
I believe the point being made here is that nowadays, these are just as you said. Old, and no longer followed today. However, despite acknowledging this, people still cling to 18:22 as an exception, in matters involving Gay Rights.
#47 to #42 - camthepedobear (05/26/2012) [-]
See my other reply, above :P
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