Summers here!. It was in my ear from the pool yesterday. Finally drained out about 5 minutes ago. God it was amazing, almost better than sex.. That raiment the
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Summers here!

 
Summers here!. It was in my ear from the pool yesterday. Finally drained out about 5 minutes ago. God it was amazing, almost better than sex.. That raiment the

It was in my ear from the pool yesterday. Finally drained out about 5 minutes ago. God it was amazing, almost better than sex.

That raiment the water m yuur ear
finally arians out.
Sweet
Jesus
That Feels
Good
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#1 - thisisbryce (05/26/2012) [-]
Once that happened to me, and i tried to get it out by banging my head on the floor (with a pillow there) I got a concussion from it... even with the pillow...
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#27 - anon (05/26/2012) [-]
Fixed
#3 - hudoon (05/26/2012) [-]
User avatar #5 to #3 - taokami (05/26/2012) [-]
don't get your nips in a bundle, he's saying his name is Summers and he is here
User avatar #116 to #5 - hudoon (05/27/2012) [-]
"water in your ear finally DRIANS"
#81 - ljhpie (05/27/2012) [-]
Or when you have a cold and your nose comes unclogged.
#60 - DemonMatt (05/26/2012) [-]
Complains about the smallest errors.
Lets "drians" get the front page.
Come on, Funnyjunk, either be a grammar Nazi or don't.
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#121 to #118 - DemonMatt (05/28/2012) [-]
In that case, I love when your ear Drians out.
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#56 - masri (05/26/2012) [-]
"God it was amazing, almost better than sex."
implying that you've had sex op
#66 to #56 - cruzslzr (05/26/2012) [-]
Well I don't like being a gossip or nothing but I heard from a little birdy that op is not that bad at taking a good pounding up the old pooper pouch.
unrelated pic because I feel like being unrelated today
User avatar #77 - littlenish (05/27/2012) [-]
>Went to Six Flags w/ family and 3 friends
>Went to Hurricane Harbor
>Stay for about 3-5 hours
>Go to the actual park
>have fun
>water is still in ear
>try to get it out
>Ear feeling deeply cold now
>8:00pm, finally leave
>Driving home
>"HNNNNGNGOH"
>Water drips from ear
>BEST FEELING EBAR
#63 - retrochris (05/26/2012) [-]
Protip: Whenever you've got water in your ear, lay down on your bed and bounce your had on it so the ear is facing the matress. Raise your head and simply let it drop on the matress without extra power. It works for more than 80% of people!
Protip: Whenever you've got water in your ear, lay down on your bed and bounce your had on it so the ear is facing the matress. Raise your head and simply let it drop on the matress without extra power. It works for more than 80% of people!
#19 - jakegus (05/26/2012) [-]
I had terrible ear wax built up and couldn't hear out of my right ear and I *thought* my left ear was okay (Mostly because I was comparing it to my right ear which I couldn't hear out of) So I went to the doctors and she took a very large syringe (About 8 inches by 1 inch in diameter) of water and put it in my ear. Then she took narrow and long tweezers and started pulling the ear wax out. Felt so good. Still couldn't hear because the water kind of made it feel weird. So she said that I needed my other ear cleaned as well. I thought it was just fine. She took that out and 30 seconds later I felt like my whole life my ears were at 10%. I could hear everything!
#20 to #19 - jakegus (05/26/2012) [-]
And when she took the wax out it was about 7 pieces of pea sized wax. 4 in my right and 3 in my left. NASTY!
User avatar #22 to #20 - sgc (05/26/2012) [-]
i had mine done too and i had atleast enough to make a candle sherk style
#23 to #22 - jakegus (05/26/2012) [-]
I felt it strangely relaxing and good. Just imagining the doctor pulling it out makes me feel good. Like a massage would.
User avatar #31 to #23 - richardastley ONLINE (05/26/2012) [-]
******* hygiene, people!
#34 to #31 - jakegus (05/26/2012) [-]
Let me guess, you clean your ears with Q tips?
User avatar #36 to #34 - richardastley ONLINE (05/26/2012) [-]
A separate face cloth, actually.
#64 to #36 - jakegus (05/26/2012) [-]
You're doing more harm than good. Your ear canal goes back to far for you to reach it like that. Not sure how old you are or if you've had to get your ears cleaned out, but some (Most) people don't have any problems. What happens with me and others is dead skin builds up on the ear canal right by the ear drum and the ear canal pushes out old wax to make room for the new and mine gets stuck on the dead skin and never leaves. The only way to clean it when this happens is to go to the doctors or use an ear cleaning kit. Obviously if you are older and this never happens then it's not something to worry about. Just saying, this is not a hygiene thing. I got this from my dad!
User avatar #115 to #64 - richardastley ONLINE (05/27/2012) [-]
Well then. I feel like a ******* idiot now!

As far as the physiology of my ear is concerned, I do understand the threat of going too far into my ear. I think the term "ear drum" is misleading because it's just a membrane, meaning it can't really take a beating like a real drum.
#11 - geraldbostock (05/26/2012) [-]
>Implying you know how sex feels
#9 - shellravon (05/26/2012) [-]
Poor rubbing alcohol in your ear and let it drain out.
User avatar #21 to #9 - timboff (05/26/2012) [-]
I put the rubbing alcohol on a Q-Tip. Rubbing alcohol is just like that swimmers ear stuff.
User avatar #74 to #9 - ElegantSiren (05/27/2012) [-]
I use peroxide. Just let it sit for a few minutes. I love the bubbly feeling!
User avatar #28 to #14 - mormongirl (05/26/2012) [-]
No trolling. General properties of osmosis. The alchohol evaporates and the water flips the **** out like OH NO YOU DINT ********** and also drains away.
#26 - crazypotato (05/26/2012) [-]
AAAW YEAH SUMMER!
AAAW YEAH SUMMER!
#68 to #26 - xshawnxsullivanx (05/26/2012) [-]
AAAW YEAH CHRIS FARLEY
AAAW YEAH CHRIS FARLEY
#30 - Hayamaru (05/26/2012) [-]
Just add a bit more water into the afflicted ear, then tilt your head to let them pouring out.

Don't worry, this is totally legit.
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User avatar #78 to #75 - paintmered (05/27/2012) [-]
Damn Sunset, I expected better from you.
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User avatar #80 to #79 - paintmered (05/27/2012) [-]
You're a comment celebrity. Or your name starts with a capital letter.
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User avatar #7 - arborgold (05/26/2012) [-]
A couple years ago I got something called swimmers ear. It's basically the same feeling as having water in your eat, but it lasts for a few weeks. It was seriously the worst feeling I've ever had to deal with.
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User avatar #8 to #7 - kamehamehanurd (05/26/2012) [-]
I had the same thing. when I walk, the beat of "Another one Bites the dust" played in my head becuase I could hear my foot hitting the ground. I no longer like that song...
User avatar #4 - guitarguise (05/26/2012) [-]
the best way to get rid of the water is to tilt your head and jump up and down slightly doesn't even need to be that much or very high. a few hops should do the trick :)
#58 - gmarrox (05/26/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #71 to #58 - lookattags (05/26/2012) [-]
i dont like this version :|
#72 to #71 - gmarrox (05/26/2012) [-]
Thanks for sharing.
User avatar #61 to #58 - slashtrey (05/26/2012) [-]
looks exactly like he's saying "hueriwpgbwpgurnweurign"
#37 - africanking (05/26/2012) [-]
OH MAH LERD SOH GEUHRD
OH MAH LERD SOH GEUHRD
#32 - crutoncrazy (05/26/2012) [-]
Almost better than sex, huh OP? Well at least getting water out of your ear doesn't lead to severe anal bleeding on your part.
#104 - anon (05/27/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #544 at Bronies Gonna Hate Me **I DON'T GIVE A ****
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