Annnnd i'm moving. .. So a snake notices that the loud ass kookaburra is waking you up in the morning. Then he tries to help by taking the bird out and your like this I'm moving. You
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User avatar #7 - damonisgay (05/26/2012) [+] (10 replies)
So a snake notices that the loud ass kookaburra is waking you up in the morning. Then he tries to help by taking the bird out and your like **** this I'm moving. You rude twat.
#11 - camwilskel (05/26/2012) [+] (6 replies)
*******					 australia, i hate living here
******* australia, i hate living here
#25 to #11 - Cooey (05/26/2012) [-]
Then get the **** out.
#101 - galkawhm (05/26/2012) [-]
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#210 - Webahitla (05/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**Webahitla rolls 99**
#95 - skyblaze (05/26/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Can someone caption that picture with "These aren't my glasses"
User avatar #249 - subaqueousreach (05/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
So here's what you do:

First you slap that dead bird out of the snakes mouth, pick it up and eat it yourself while the snake watches.

You've just established a challenge for dominance. The snake will likely try to psych you out with subtle movements. Ignore this. The snake is trying to use it's mind powers.

Now while it's trying to hypnotize you, reverse the effects by mirroring it's every movement until the two of you are in total sync. The snake won't know what the **** is going on, so it will just keep up the routine.

This is the time to strike. The snake will be so mesmerized by your movements that it won't have the time to react. You must briskly grab the snake by the head, but be wary of it's teeth. You don't want to get bit if it's poisonous.

The tail may be a problem. Judging from the size of this snake it can probably get a vice grip on your arm or leg or even your waist and may cut off circulation to certain appendages.

To avoid this you must insert your finger into the snakes anus. This will cause the snake to force a bowel movement. As gross as it may be, keep your finger in that anus at all costs. I mean it.

The snake will be so overwhelmed by this forced penetration that it may begin to thrash wildly. This is what you want.

Without losing grip on the snake (both head and anus) raise it into the air above your head and proclaim loudly "I am Serpentor!"

The snake will pass out and fall limp. After a couple hours it will awake and be ready to serve you, its new master. You can now send it off as a missionary and it will indoctrinate new, more powerful snakes to your cause.
#72 - johnnyred (05/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Pretty ironic how this post is right after this one
#68 - tailsx (05/26/2012) [-]
**tailsx rolled a random image posted in comment #5042188 at FJ Pony Thread ** that's kinda awesome
#173 - carnagejc (05/26/2012) [-]
Don't know why everyone is terrified, its awesome.   
   
I love snakes   
   
YFW
Don't know why everyone is terrified, its awesome.

I love snakes

YFW
#154 - waterlinx (05/26/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Oh, I see you have a cool roof guardian.  Maybe we can feed my hamster to it?
Oh, I see you have a cool roof guardian. Maybe we can feed my hamster to it?
#123 - clockninja (05/26/2012) [-]
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#63 - dehymenator (05/26/2012) [-]
That'll teach you to **** on my car bitch.
#133 - Schadenfreude (05/26/2012) [+] (3 replies)
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
User avatar #46 - soulsilver (05/26/2012) [+] (3 replies)
That's a kookaburra. A bird that has evolved specifically to be able to kill snakes. God damn it Australia, stop getting rid of everything that makes us safe.
User avatar #48 to #47 - soulsilver (05/26/2012) [-]
Hmm, might be. It's a little hard to see when it's face is being used as bubblegum.
#132 - alucardshellhound (05/26/2012) [-]
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#119 - Ulmer (05/26/2012) [-]
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User avatar #99 - tomhefailin (05/26/2012) [-]
why? thats aweesome. ekans use bite on spearow!
#263 - thatstraightop **User deleted account** (05/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
How unappreciative. The snake has seen that bird ******** on your car, and decided to help you.
<What the snake is.
#30 - killyojoy (05/26/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I live in Texas so copperheads, copperheads everywhere.
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