Annnnd i'm moving. .. So a snake notices that the loud ass kookaburra is waking you up in the morning. Then he tries to help by taking the bird out and your like this I'm moving. You
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User avatar #272 - tealkangaroo (05/26/2012) [-]
those birds are a pest where I live, good snake!
#271 - discardedslinky ONLINE (05/26/2012) [-]
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#270 - discardedslinky ONLINE (05/26/2012) [-]
RUN.
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User avatar #264 - gamerjunk (05/26/2012) [-]
i would keep it as a pet
#263 - thatstraightop **User deleted account** (05/26/2012) [-]
How unappreciative. The snake has seen that bird ******** on your car, and decided to help you.
<What the snake is.
#276 to #263 - killyojoy (05/27/2012) [-]
Fixed
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#261 - jetech (05/26/2012) [-]
mfw took me 10 minutes to realize what i was looking at
#269 to #261 - dragonballonline (05/26/2012) [-]
Wait, what? How ten minutes its a snake with its mouth rapped around a large bird.

And how your family died has nothing to do with me. Well contact Raymone at the dunkin donuts after that he will explain how your family died and what you have to do to survive, Good Luck!
User avatar #258 - hybredmoon (05/26/2012) [-]
I wants it as a pet :D
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#253 - chrisvsworld (05/26/2012) [-]
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#250 - steelz (05/26/2012) [-]
**steelz rolled a random image posted in comment #47 at So worth it! ** mfw
#273 to #250 - anonymous (05/27/2012) [-]
Thumbed up because i love .
User avatar #251 to #250 - steelz (05/26/2012) [-]
damn it all to hell.
User avatar #249 - subaqueousreach (05/26/2012) [-]
So here's what you do:

First you slap that dead bird out of the snakes mouth, pick it up and eat it yourself while the snake watches.

You've just established a challenge for dominance. The snake will likely try to psych you out with subtle movements. Ignore this. The snake is trying to use it's mind powers.

Now while it's trying to hypnotize you, reverse the effects by mirroring it's every movement until the two of you are in total sync. The snake won't know what the **** is going on, so it will just keep up the routine.

This is the time to strike. The snake will be so mesmerized by your movements that it won't have the time to react. You must briskly grab the snake by the head, but be wary of it's teeth. You don't want to get bit if it's poisonous.

The tail may be a problem. Judging from the size of this snake it can probably get a vice grip on your arm or leg or even your waist and may cut off circulation to certain appendages.

To avoid this you must insert your finger into the snakes anus. This will cause the snake to force a bowel movement. As gross as it may be, keep your finger in that anus at all costs. I mean it.

The snake will be so overwhelmed by this forced penetration that it may begin to thrash wildly. This is what you want.

Without losing grip on the snake (both head and anus) raise it into the air above your head and proclaim loudly "I am Serpentor!"

The snake will pass out and fall limp. After a couple hours it will awake and be ready to serve you, its new master. You can now send it off as a missionary and it will indoctrinate new, more powerful snakes to your cause.
#252 to #249 - betothetroll (05/26/2012) [-]
Good point, my friend. if only i had bacon for your intelligence. heres a thumb.
#248 - anonymous (05/26/2012) [-]
I though it was a bird with a funny hat at first.
#247 - arikschrock (05/26/2012) [-]
**arikschrock rolled a random image posted in comment #32 at Why would you swallow money? ** mfw i see walk outside to see this
#244 - bigshowsteveo (05/26/2012) [-]
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#242 - xxsnappyxx (05/26/2012) [-]
**xxsnappyxx rolled a random image posted in comment #40 at Booolin' **


mfw
#240 - anonymous (05/26/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #84 at Unimpressed Sokka 2 **
#238 - lolmasterx (05/26/2012) [-]
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User avatar #237 - shadowwater (05/26/2012) [-]
Dayum Nature you scary
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