Truly morbid. Try sleeping now... ha ha. vagina.. Doesn't matter, had sex
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#55 - jmrking **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#180 to #55 - effervescent **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#57 to #55 - compass (05/26/2012) [-]
Which means you were never really born. You were just removed, like a cancerous growth. ******* freak.
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#60 to #57 - jmrking **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#281 to #60 - EdwardNigma (05/26/2012) [-]
But you were still in your fathers balls.
And exited through the shaft.
And touched the top and everything.
And went inside your mothers vagina.
And later sucked on her boobies.

Have I traumatised you yet?
User avatar #82 to #60 - eddievh (05/26/2012) [-]
I always "hear" that GIF when I see it
User avatar #302 to #60 - thereactionfolder ONLINE (05/26/2012) [-]
Now you just sound like OP
User avatar #265 to #60 - danniegurl (05/26/2012) [-]
the girl next to me started playing "i'm sexy and i know it" right when it says "wiggle wiggle wiggle, yeah" and it works perfectly
User avatar #61 to #57 - kikkilinu (05/26/2012) [-]
Well, according to Macbeth, I wasn't born of woman. I was taken away from her.
And my dad left a few years ago.
Therefore, I am technically an orphan.
**** yeah, I'm a superhero.
#66 to #57 - braedenclarkejanze (05/26/2012) [-]
lol I was a c-section too and this is 			*******		 hilarious
lol I was a c-section too and this is ******* hilarious
#467 to #57 - lolmasterx (05/27/2012) [-]
I was a C-Section baby.
Apparently, my mom tried to get me out the normal way, but my head was too big, so when they cut me out, it was cone-sharped for about five hours.
#464 to #57 - westsydebestsyde (05/26/2012) [-]
Im a c section and what is this
#462 to #57 - iamzombie (05/26/2012) [-]
But... i was a C-section
User avatar #421 to #57 - lightninghedgehog (05/26/2012) [-]
which means he can (and me, because i was a c-section too) kill macbeth.
User avatar #420 to #57 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (05/26/2012) [-]
as a c-section result, this is the best comment i've read in quite a while..
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User avatar #280 to #257 - dustyshane (05/26/2012) [-]
I actually was. Thank god.
#274 to #257 - samkovacs (05/26/2012) [-]
A Gif for your victory.
A Gif for your victory.
#271 to #257 - anon (05/26/2012) [-]
OH give this man all your thumbs
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#259 to #257 - juspate **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#405 - Blackarican (05/26/2012) [-]
jokes on you, i was a miscarriage.
#396 - vietka (05/26/2012) [-]
I don't have a penis.
#400 to #396 - anon (05/26/2012) [-]
then you scissored your mother on the way out
#409 to #400 - vietka (05/26/2012) [-]
That would be a truly impossible angle, my good man.   
   
I would have had to have come out like a cheerleader.    
   
   
No.
That would be a truly impossible angle, my good man.

I would have had to have come out like a cheerleader.


No.
User avatar #357 - themroshawottguy (05/26/2012) [-]
Jokes on you fag, I have a vagina.
#151 - mainerva (05/26/2012) [-]
I never realized there are a lot of people from C - sec here.
#419 - lolfire (05/26/2012) [-]
Fixed.
User avatar #5 - Geviystir (05/25/2012) [-]
Doesn't matter, had sex
#119 - nithorry (05/26/2012) [-]
Not me, i was deliverd via Cesarean.

U MAD, mother ******* ?
User avatar #124 to #119 - sugarcupcakes (05/26/2012) [-]
I personally would never have a C-section if I had a choice because it's more painful during the thing and recovery time is a lot longer and painful.

But oh well I know you probably don't care about my opinions, sorry for wasting your time.

P.s I have no penis so are you mad?
#126 to #124 - nithorry (05/26/2012) [-]
well my mother had not choice...so, yeah...

this is real awkward
#133 to #124 - thamuz ONLINE (05/26/2012) [-]
They said I was found strapped to a bomb rail on one of the fighters at an airforce base.

Was I supposed to be a weapon of mass destruction?
#117 - annogram (05/26/2012) [-]
litterally
User avatar #105 - FroogleBerry (05/26/2012) [-]
Oh my god! I had a penis when I was born!? Where the hell did it go!? I want it back! I never wanted to be a woman!
#112 to #105 - thepalmtoptiger (05/26/2012) [-]






Lesbianssssssss
User avatar #113 to #112 - FroogleBerry (05/26/2012) [-]
I don't like seafood. ;D
User avatar #132 to #113 - amozi (05/26/2012) [-]
you can have my dead friend's
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#384 - InfernalOneShot (05/26/2012) [-]
Does this apply for girls as well?
User avatar #393 to #384 - heartlessrobot (05/26/2012) [-]
Yes. Everyone is actually born a boy, girls just got plastic surgery afterwards.
User avatar #385 to #384 - anonymousattorney (05/26/2012) [-]
.....only on Tuesdays.
User avatar #412 to #385 - ILoveAnette (05/26/2012) [-]
I WAS BORN ON A TUESDAY
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
User avatar #415 to #412 - anonymousattorney (05/26/2012) [-]
Depending on when you were born, it means you can have a birthday party on the same day as Mardi Gras...and possibly increase your chances for sex on said day.
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User avatar #123 - Loppytaffy (05/26/2012) [-]
Wait, I was born with a penis?
#382 - dubmaster (05/26/2012) [-]
Here's a thought...
-You swam in your dads cum
- Fell out of his dick
- Into your moms vagina
- Wallowed in her vag juice for nine months
- Fell out like a ******* dead animal
- Sucked her tits
#169 - auesis ONLINE (05/26/2012) [-]
I was C-sectioned. Your move.
#122 - anon (05/26/2012) [-]
C-Section for the win
#125 to #122 - leonge (05/26/2012) [-]
**** yeah!
User avatar #183 - hinamorimomo (05/26/2012) [-]
except I'm female

creepy in a lesbian way
#176 - bastaj (05/26/2012) [-]
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