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User avatar #31 - jaebot (05/26/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
#133 to #31 - anonymous (05/26/2012) [-]
Old 4 chan copy pasta makes it to fj aprox 1000000000000 years later good job faggots
#99 to #31 - anonymous (05/26/2012) [-]
tl;dr
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#91 to #31 - boogaa **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#57 to #31 - shepardbdead (05/26/2012) [-]
this what you do??
#56 to #31 - anonymous (05/26/2012) [-]
Is all that worth a court martial for killing a civi?
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User avatar #53 to #31 - fedegon ONLINE (05/26/2012) [-]
You win three internets!
#52 to #31 - thenoblescout (05/26/2012) [-]
You must be new here
#51 to #31 - anonymous (05/26/2012) [-]
I don't give a fuck who you are orwhere you live. you can count on me to be there to bring yourfucking life to a hellish end. |'|| put you in so much fucking pain that it'|| make jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical is|and.| don't give a fuck howtough you are. how well you can light. or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. |'|| fucking show up at your house when you aren't at home. |'|| turn all the lights on in your house. leave all the water running. open yourfridge door and not close it. and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You're going to start stressing the fuck out. your blood pressure will triple. and you'|| have a fucking heart attack. You'|| go to the hospital for heart operation. and the last thing you'|| see when you're being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you. dressed up like a doctor. When you wake up alterthe operation. you'|| be scared foryourfucking life. wondering what I did to you while you were being operated on. wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'|| recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door ofthat hospital to go home. |'|| run you overwith my fucking car out of nowhere and kill you.| just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse ofa life. but how I'd rather go to a great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living. breathing fucking hell. |t's too fucking late to save yourself. but don't bother committing suicide either...|'|| fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myselfyou bitchfaced faggot. Welcome to hell. population: you.
User avatar #47 to #31 - TheHaloGuy (05/26/2012) [-]
Lol @ people who haven't seen this common copy pasta and are taking it seriously xD


10/10 troll
User avatar #44 to #31 - xxyzx (05/26/2012) [-]
ah just wondering...who are you talking to?
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#43 to #31 - nocturnalsky **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#42 to #31 - jailbot (05/26/2012) [-]
What in the hell are you talking about?
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#41 to #31 - boogaa **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #39 to #31 - icandividebyzero (05/26/2012) [-]
Oh yeah? Well I spent many years fighting as a costumed vigilantly. I was a silent protector, A watchful guardian, A dark knight.
User avatar #46 to #39 - captainchina (05/26/2012) [-]
i read this and i almost choked on my drink i laughed so hard
User avatar #45 to #39 - shunkahawolf (05/26/2012) [-]
D: spiderman?
#38 to #31 - anonymous (05/26/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at hawkward ** jimmies have been rustled tonight
#37 to #31 - professorderpy (05/26/2012) [-]
People reading this and actually being rustled by it.
#35 to #31 - alexineko (05/26/2012) [-]
>gorilla warfare
#33 to #31 - steamtroller (05/26/2012) [-]
"gorilla warfare"
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#34 to #32 - jaebot (05/26/2012) [-]
I wasnt trying to troll lol
I wasnt trying to troll lol
#48 to #34 - newall (05/26/2012) [-]
yes, you were.
yes, you were.
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