Duke Nukem Pickup line. found while browsing. TEXT HER "HEY THERE BEAUTIFUL" POST RESULTS KB. 3523300. Dulce Nukem. jpg) Me Hey Mandel Hal: Wow, maths- That was
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Duke Nukem Pickup line

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TEXT HER "HEY
THERE BEAUTIFUL"
POST RESULTS
KB. 3523300. Dulce Nukem. jpg)
Me Hey Mandel
Hal: Wow, maths- That was
Me: he not saying it because it' s nice. the saying ll because it' s me.
Her: My my, whole gotten into you? Yours, in a really sweet mood rite new o
h' : Idealized its lime to talk to girls and shew bubble gum. and rm all outta gum.
Hal: You a right? Why are you saying mis to me anyway?
lute: he gel. hails dismal!
Her: lull you probaably do cause be pissed if he saw use
Me: he an equal opportunity an tastier!
Her: HAHA snag. you' re " were today. You tell one he beamed and new you' re some all alpha.
Me: Bile of steam
Her: my right. Look, honestly I think you' re kind ohms so not doing anything right near. my dust you some teef? .Juse dent tell anyone way "
Me: Hail to the king. may
Her: lei, just gel. the hell over here
Me: Damn good
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Submitted: 05/25/2012
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#6 - Disastrous (05/25/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Not mine, but highly related
#43 - JustForTheLulz (05/26/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Me: Hey there, beautiful
Her: Aww thanks, what brought this on?
Me: I'm not saying it because it's nice, I'm saying it because it's true.
Her: You're so sweet! <3
Me: It's time for me to talk to beautiful girls and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Her: Lol, wanna hang out after class tomorrow?
Me: Eat **** and die.
Her: Wtf asshole
Me: Damn I'm good.
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#15 - epicsauceiness **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#27 to #15 - Scorpionjak (05/26/2012) [-]
You were set from the start, mate.
#17 - blastwave (05/25/2012) [-]
Reposted so many times, makes me smile every time.
Reposted so many times, makes me smile every time.
#104 - madchickenowns (05/26/2012) [+] (7 replies)
yeh i browse and find stuff from last year
#100 - trollins (05/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#76 - harddick (05/26/2012) [+] (9 replies)
#81 to #80 - harddick (05/26/2012) [-]
But it will be spontaneous
User avatar #46 - therulethirtyfour (05/26/2012) [-]
Me: Hey there beautiful.
Her: STOP ******* TEXTING ME YOU FREAK!

I hate exes.
#127 - amil (05/26/2012) [-]
+10
#26 - goodguyslendy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (5 replies)
#24 - ashotintehdark (05/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
&lt;-------- you


<-------- you

#9 - savvz (05/25/2012) [-]
Read all of Duke's lines in his voice.

Damn, I miss those games.
#3 - xEatMyBaconator (05/25/2012) [-]
**xEatMyBaconator rolled a random image posted in comment #5141092 at FJ Pony Thread ** if it's a true story, he is a boss
User avatar #118 - phoenix grinder (05/26/2012) [-]
> see post
> see post get thumbs
> envy thumbs
> save post
> repost post
> enjoy post's thumbs
> profit
#95 - iwishiwasgoku (05/26/2012) [-]
I'm lookin at you, OP.
User avatar #79 - grundo (05/26/2012) [-]
I thumbed down because of the description. This is as old as 4chan itself.
#72 - organicglory ONLINE (05/26/2012) [-]
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