Duke Nukem Pickup line. found while browsing. TEXT HER "HEY THERE BEAUTIFUL" POST RESULTS KB. 3523300. Dulce Nukem. jpg) Me Hey Mandel Hal: Wow, maths- That was duke
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Duke Nukem Pickup line

Duke Nukem Pickup line. found while browsing. TEXT HER "HEY THERE BEAUTIFUL" POST RESULTS KB. 3523300. Dulce Nukem. jpg) Me Hey Mandel Hal: Wow, maths- That was

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TEXT HER "HEY
THERE BEAUTIFUL"
POST RESULTS
KB. 3523300. Dulce Nukem. jpg)
Me Hey Mandel
Hal: Wow, maths- That was
Me: he not saying it because it' s nice. the saying ll because it' s me.
Her: My my, whole gotten into you? Yours, in a really sweet mood rite new o
h' : Idealized its lime to talk to girls and shew bubble gum. and rm all outta gum.
Hal: You a right? Why are you saying mis to me anyway?
lute: he gel. hails dismal!
Her: lull you probaably do cause be pissed if he saw use
Me: he an equal opportunity an tastier!
Her: HAHA snag. you' re " were today. You tell one he beamed and new you' re some all alpha.
Me: Bile of steam
Her: my right. Look, honestly I think you' re kind ohms so not doing anything right near. my dust you some teef? .Juse dent tell anyone way "
Me: Hail to the king. may
Her: lei, just gel. the hell over here
Me: Damn good
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Submitted: 05/25/2012
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#6 - Disastrous (05/25/2012) [-]
Not mine, but highly related
#33 to #6 - GnarKill (05/26/2012) [-]
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#124 to #103 - thefjanon (05/26/2012) [-]
woah, you look just like him
#43 - JustForTheLulz (05/26/2012) [-]
Me: Hey there, beautiful
Her: Aww thanks, what brought this on?
Me: I'm not saying it because it's nice, I'm saying it because it's true.
Her: You're so sweet! <3
Me: It's time for me to talk to beautiful girls and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Her: Lol, wanna hang out after class tomorrow?
Me: Eat **** and die.
Her: Wtf asshole
Me: Damn I'm good.
User avatar #52 to #43 - altoids (05/26/2012) [-]
made me lol,too bad this comment was top comment when this was on frontpage a while back.
#45 to #43 - anon (05/26/2012) [-]
you're ******* hilarious, no lie. There maybe you'll live a longer life
#50 to #43 - fiskars (05/26/2012) [-]
That was hilarious
That was hilarious
#44 to #43 - anon (05/26/2012) [-]
Here'e an alternaitve
Me: Hey there, beautiful
Her: Aww thanks, what brought this on?
Me: I'm not saying it because it's nice, I'm saying it because it's true.
Her: You're so sweet! <3
Me: It's time for me to talk to beautiful girls and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Her: Lol, wanna hang out after class tomorrow?
Me: I'm gonna tear your head off and **** in your neck
Her: Wtf, I'm calling the cops
Me: Damn I'm good
#17 - blastwave (05/25/2012) [-]
Reposted so many times, makes me smile every time.
Reposted so many times, makes me smile every time.
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#15 - epicsauceiness **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#27 to #15 - Scorpionjak (05/26/2012) [-]
You were set from the start, mate.
+5
#28 to #27 - epicsauceiness **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#112 to #100 - thepalmtoptiger (05/26/2012) [-]
It did in my head.
User avatar #46 - therulethirtyfour (05/26/2012) [-]
Me: Hey there beautiful.
Her: STOP ******* TEXTING ME YOU FREAK!

I hate exes.
#127 - amil (05/26/2012) [-]
+10
#26 - goodguyslendy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #32 to #26 - Lilstow (05/26/2012) [-]
he didn't say WHAT he was browsing. ;)
#34 to #32 - anon (05/26/2012) [-]
probably went onto google and typed "4chan funny posts"
User avatar #36 to #34 - Lilstow (05/26/2012) [-]
or he was just browsing funny junk and reposted it :P
User avatar #37 to #36 - tibialun (05/26/2012) [-]
Yeppers.
User avatar #74 to #26 - DevilsCalling (05/26/2012) [-]
i have a REAL ******** button.
WARNING ******** DETECTED, now that was ******** ! sniff sniff smell that its ******** ....pretty funny gets old fast though
#24 - ashotintehdark (05/26/2012) [-]
&lt;-------- you


<-------- you

#25 to #24 - ashotintehdark (05/26/2012) [-]
*scrolls down in the comments*   
   
......   
   
			****		 YOU OP I TRUSTED YOU
*scrolls down in the comments*

......

**** YOU OP I TRUSTED YOU
#104 - madchickenowns (05/26/2012) [-]
yeh i browse and find stuff from last year
#107 to #104 - colehaffner (05/26/2012) [-]
its a repost from this site, probably a month or two ago
#114 to #107 - winniedawho (05/26/2012) [-]
a repost from this site..... such a dumbass
#150 to #114 - colehaffner (05/26/2012) [-]
youre retarded, what did you think? this guy actually happened to find this on 4chan and held on to it for a year? no he got it from when it was on this site, therefore he reposted from this site, even if it was originally from 4chan, because otherwise its stupid to say that anything is a repost from this site because nothing is from this site other than ****** ass comics and horrible jokes on overused memes, get used to it ********
User avatar #109 to #107 - madchickenowns (05/26/2012) [-]
a month or two it say 2011
#110 to #109 - colehaffner (05/26/2012) [-]
im saying it was on this site a month or two ago, obviously earlier on 4chan, its probably been on this frontpage half a dozen times
#149 to #119 - colehaffner (05/26/2012) [-]
its like you ******* cant read, i said its been here several times, i havent even been here that long, goddamn u people are stupid
User avatar #120 to #116 - lorddotcom (05/26/2012) [-]
This is the first time I've seen that gif and I think I just pissed myself laughing!
User avatar #151 to #134 - lorddotcom (05/27/2012) [-]
Why, because I've never seen a particular gif before?
User avatar #152 to #151 - rzkruspe (05/27/2012) [-]
Because this gif is posted each time there's a repost on FJ.
But no offence, you must be new here.
User avatar #14 to #11 - thatstraightop **User deleted account** (05/25/2012) [-]
"OH MA GAWDD! SUM1 REPSTTED THIS GY'S OC! **** RPOSTERS!1!!!!1ONE!!!!!!!!!"
User avatar #23 to #14 - thatstraightop **User deleted account** (05/26/2012) [-]
I put quotations to imply it wasn't me, it was a complete idiot.
Anyone have the rageface of that? I need it.
#9 - savvz (05/25/2012) [-]
Read all of Duke's lines in his voice.

Damn, I miss those games.
#95 - iwishiwasgoku (05/26/2012) [-]
I'm lookin at you, OP.
#31 - ragingbrony ONLINE (05/26/2012) [-]
This image has expired
#72 - organicglory ONLINE (05/26/2012) [-]
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#66 - tommyprince (05/26/2012) [-]
she called me alpha
#3 - xEatMyBaconator (05/25/2012) [-]
**xEatMyBaconator rolled a random image posted in comment #5141092 at FJ Pony Thread ** if it's a true story, he is a boss
#98 - bensho (05/26/2012) [-]
MFW this reminds me of an instance a few weeks ago where I was a booty call and didn't realize it...and I remain a virgin.
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