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-ENLARGE- Sorry it took so long, got turned around at the border into my own ******* country :/ how ******* STUPID?!
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-ENLARGE- Sorry it took so long, got turned around at the border into my own ******* country :/ how ******* STUPID?!
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Day 274
He pulled the trigger and the shot rang out. His head nearly exploded as the bullet
went through. His body eell to its knees. The rest of his body dropped to the floor.
Jess eell to the floor and cried ior a second bedore Jumping up to hug me. I think we
both thought the same thought right then. we needed to get out oi here.
A few watchmen rushed in the door to find out what happend. They saw his body
laying on the floor and they immediately raised their guns. we told them that he had
come in and tried to kill Jess but shot himself instead. They looked at us and ********
us out of the camp.
Day 275
I' m sitting out here try our small camp Fire about 15 miles From the Nevada camp.
Watch has been a challenge tonight because not 5 utes after Jess eell asleep two
infected attacked our camp. The first one started towards me and I picked up my
shotgun. I pulled the trigger and nothing came out I Iorgos to pack my rounds sol
flipped the gun around.
I swung the butt of my gun at him and managed to knock h Jaw on. The second one
got too close and clubbed my arm. I dropped my gun and it slid away irom me. I
grabbed one of my wooden stakes and jammed it into his head spraying blood all over
me irom the impact. That stake was stuck so I grabbed another one. The first infected
swung his arm and knocked me about 20 feet back past the tent. He started towards
me again but this time he tripped over the other and eell into the fire.
The smell of his burning carcass was awful and it must have attracted more. I grabbed
my gun and sat back down. About 10 minutes later another three infected showed up.
The first two were easy kills. I bashed the first ones head in with the butt of my gun
and I swung around cutting the second in half. The third one caught me on guard. He
slammed me into the ground bedore I could touch him. I think it knocked the wind out
of me ior a second but i was able to kick him all oi me. Jess had woken up From the
noise and had come out. she jumped and put her knife through his skull. Jess saved
me again.
Day 276
The rest of watch went well last night. Jess is waking up before I go in the tent
again. She said that she didnt have any problems last night like I did.
we are sticking to the streets and highways this time. Neither of us want more
issues than we had bedore. we are only about 500 s From that Resistance camp
in LA. but we were told bedore we left that it' s a bad trip to make. The infection has
been here the longest besides New York, and there are still at least hundreds of
thousands if not millions of infected between here and LA. that haven' t been killed
or Just Fallen apart yet.
We' re Following Highway 407 all the way to California. There are about 20 c es between
here and the California border. One of them being Las Vagas. That should be interesting.
Day 278
I haven' t had the time to write over the last day or two. This is the first time, and I' m
back on watch. Mime out her is extremely cold. we saw T dead pected Just
laying there on the sade or the highway.
I' m beginning to wonder if the cold is affecting them as much as the decay. I think
because they are already decayed that the cold might affect them more.
But what do I know, I haven' t had a chance to study them in the cold while they
were 'alive'.
I' been hearing a lot oi their moans tonight. I am going to wake Jess up and I
think we should keep moving instead of staying camped tonight.
I woke Jess up and we' re going to head out. The moans seemed to be coming irom
the way we came so Jess agreed that we should move.
Day 279
I' m back on watch again. There are about 10 bodies around the irant of our camp.
When Jess woke me up she told me what happend. she said she wanted me to
write it down, so here it goes.
She was sitting there wrapped in a small blanket because it' s so cold. She heard a
moan in the dark about five feet away, she turned to her right and there he was.
She took her knife and threw it as hard as she could. It split his skull in half and
lodged itself inside.
she grabbed her knife From the body when she noticed that the rest or the hunting
pack was all around her.
The second and third one came in on her. she kicked the second one knocking him
back into another. As she came down she swung her knife cutting the third
completely in half, spilling his intestines all over. The Fourth came in and Jess
threw her knife at her. The kn e ced through her neck leaving her head Just
hanging there, and new straight into the skull of another infected.
Jess took her knife and threw it again, this time lodging it into the chest of a
Female infected. She ran to her shattering its skull with a single kick as she
grabbed her knife out of its chest. She then grabbed the arm of another and
stabbed him through the skull. She easily ripped his arm off and used it to club the
next' s head. She took her knife and cut his head off and threw it away.
The final two came at her From either side. she jumped at the left and sliced his
torso in ham and his upper torso slid and eell to the ground followed try the rest. she
turned to the right and kicked the last in the side oi the head making his skull
She had an interesting watch.
Day 280
I must have fallen asleep. I should have kept writing in my Journal because it kept
me awake. I woke up this morning on the cold desert ground and the camp was
gone, even the fire was gone. I don' t know how but I am not where I eell asleep.
I hear Jess calling me. It sounds like it' s coming Form up north I think I will head
that way and find her.
I walked ior about a half an hour bedore I aound our camp. Jess was still sleeping so
I don' t know how she was calling my name. I woke her up and we decided to keep
we are walking up to a small town now the sign says Morrissey and its population
says 21, 000. The population is marked out and written with spray paint as 25. we
are about a mile From the city itself. we' re going to set up camp and sleep since
we' been walking For T hours.
The next entry was written with no date.
We stopped in Morrissey at an abandoned house. We decided to sleep since we
had doors to lock. It was a mistake. Jess Just woke me up and now I hear it to.
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User avatar #238 - jacksipian (08/05/2013) [-]
How is she still combat effective with a missing leg?? with no pivot foot, she shouldnt be able to do anything but limb and die, and thats best case scenario with a crutch!
User avatar #239 to #238 - jacksipian (08/05/2013) [-]
User avatar #238 - SumoWamm (07/01/2012) [-]
User avatar #235 - wisdombranch (05/30/2012) [-]
Day 274: CALLED IT!
#234 - demonatatwo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #236 to #234 - zzzbrabbitzzz (05/31/2012) [-]
I don't know if it's just about the sharpness of the knife, after all he did say the bodies were decomposed so maybe that is why she can cut them so easily and shatter their skulls with a kick
User avatar #233 - hipsophobadon (05/28/2012) [-]
Dafuq was he sleep walking around for though? And hearing **** . I have a feeling hes gonna get ****** hard in the next one or two xD
User avatar #231 - bethonite (05/27/2012) [-]
Praise the lord jess didnt die. phew. heart attack. my gosh.
User avatar #223 - haileetroll (05/26/2012) [-]
you really like to use the butt of your gun
User avatar #224 to #223 - theoriginalbastard (05/26/2012) [-]
Only thing he has remember? ;) Besides the steaks
User avatar #227 to #224 - anonymaws (05/27/2012) [-]
User avatar #228 to #227 - theoriginalbastard (05/27/2012) [-]
#213 - lesmiserables (05/26/2012) [-]
Why are the protagonists both Greek Semi-Gods?
User avatar #215 to #213 - theoriginalbastard (05/26/2012) [-]
They aren't.
#225 to #215 - lesmiserables (05/26/2012) [-]
They can bash skulls in, rip heads of and cut right through a man.
User avatar #226 to #225 - theoriginalbastard (05/26/2012) [-]
Not through a man, you're missing the part where they are decayed and their muscles, skin and bones are easily broken through
#232 to #226 - anonymous (05/27/2012) [-]
yeah easily broken through, not made of paper. also, you make it sound like jess' knife is powerful on its own; one throw and she decapitates one zombie and it sticks in the head of another zombie? yeah, they would have to be made of paper for that to happen.

other than the somewhat superpowers of the protagonists, loving the storyline!
User avatar #212 - calientechica (05/26/2012) [-]
Have you made number 9 yet?!
User avatar #214 to #212 - theoriginalbastard (05/26/2012) [-]
It's up, look down in the comments ;)
#208 - thejackable **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #209 to #208 - theoriginalbastard (05/26/2012) [-]
Thank you for your time ;) Part 9: www.funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/OB+s+Story+9/bywTGol I appreciate your criticism and I will do my best to look into that ;)
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User avatar #211 to #210 - theoriginalbastard (05/26/2012) [-]
good ;)
#229 to #211 - jetmb (05/27/2012) [-]
Actually, I would stick to the way you describe your scenes now as it is an already well established characteristic of your posts for this story. I can understand how Jess would remember given her prior training in combat already too. Though, the narrator should have probably developed more into his fighting.
User avatar #189 - dubbedanub (05/26/2012) [-]
I'm also a writer, and I have to say, this is pretty damn good.

Only gripes are spelling errors and somewhat over-the-top action scenes, replace those with better character development between Jess and the main character.
User avatar #190 to #189 - dubbedanub (05/26/2012) [-]
And subbed.
User avatar #188 - bronzguitarist (05/26/2012) [-]
From one writer to another, great job on this.
If you ever get the spare time, I agree with the comments below to go ahead and publish this somewhere.
You could really expand this into a decent novel. Keep up the good work man.
#187 - xxpinksxx (05/26/2012) [-]
Im ready for 9. Just saying <3
Im ready for 9. Just saying <3
User avatar #186 - boaterowns (05/26/2012) [-]
These are really good, but I found the Jess-hunting-knife-ownage scene a bit over the top. Her hunting knife isn't a tempered steel Japanese Katana that's hand forged by monks and blessed for battle. :D Keep up the great work bro!
User avatar #191 to #186 - avocadoXD ONLINE (05/26/2012) [-]
i just worked it out thats its like a bowie knife or something
User avatar #219 to #197 - avocadoXD ONLINE (05/26/2012) [-]
**** yeah im half tempted to draw the main charecters
#185 - ltpraptor (05/26/2012) [-]
Oh my God OB. Why must you be so much better than the rest of humanity?
Oh my God OB. Why must you be so much better than the rest of humanity?
User avatar #198 to #185 - theoriginalbastard (05/26/2012) [-]
Part 9: www.funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/OB+s+Story+9/bywTGol

I'm only as great as how much you guys believe in me ;)
#162 - aluminiumfoiled (05/26/2012) [-]
Totally addicting stories, you should write books. I like to read, and this is definitely something I would read about. Keep up the awesome works.
User avatar #163 to #162 - theoriginalbastard (05/26/2012) [-]
Thank you! ;)
User avatar #178 to #163 - derpmcfly (05/26/2012) [-]
Is it done.
User avatar #180 to #178 - theoriginalbastard (05/26/2012) [-]
the 9th?
User avatar #182 to #180 - derpmcfly (05/26/2012) [-]
Yes and by the way I know you get this a lot but you are a ******* wizard
#161 - rmitch (05/26/2012) [-]
these have been amazing and you are doing an incredible job with them!
User avatar #164 to #161 - theoriginalbastard (05/26/2012) [-]
Thank you! ;)
User avatar #155 - mcshmeggy (05/26/2012) [-]
wow I cant wait for part 9!

but seriously, how big his her knife? it sounds like a god damn katana or something, cutting zombies completely in half!
User avatar #166 to #155 - theoriginalbastard (05/26/2012) [-]
It's big lol
#156 to #155 - meirzin ONLINE (05/26/2012) [-]
Hunting knives were as long as peoples' forearms at times.
User avatar #152 - biporch (05/26/2012) [-]
Hoping for OB to deliver tonight :)
User avatar #167 to #152 - theoriginalbastard (05/26/2012) [-]
About an hour ;)
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