Creepy Myths 1 (rp). Creds to Whomadewho Ok, so now Im going to start the creepy myths.. these will fit more into the Morbid channel than the prior movie Myths
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Creepy Myths 1 (rp)

Creds to Whomadewho
Ok, so now Im going to start the creepy myths.. these will fit more into the Morbid channel than the prior movie Myths
Hope everybody enjoys and gives their thanks to Whomadewho>> funnyjunk.com/user/whomadewho
After I finish with Creepy, Ill continue with the ones with sequels.. then I'll start with the ones that are by themselves

Creepy Myths
These are myths that have been around for years, with different
variations, i didn' t know what to call them so i decided creepy.
Bloody Mary
This has many variations, so I will start with whats common about
each story. Ifyou stand in front ofa mirror in a dark room and
chant "Bloody Mary", the face ofa woman will appear in the
mirror. Sometimes she is known to attack the one that summons
her, by scratching out the person' s eyes. The chant is sometimes
different, its been known to be "Bloody Mary, l killed your baby."
The amount of times you chant it is varied also, from three to
twelve. Thier have been many people who said to have seen her.
The Aids club
A man met a beautiful woman in a singles bar one night and took
her home. During the evening she told him that she had been
raped a few years ago, but was overcoming her resentment and
fear, and was litrally able to enjoy sex again. The next morning he
awoke to rmd her already gone, on the bathroom mirror she' d
written a message in lipstick. "Welcome to the AIDS club."
Kidney stolen
An old Myth sure a lot ofyou have heard.
Three young men were spending the weekend partying in a popular
in Mexico. One of the men left the bar with an
attractive lady, saying he' d see the guys the next day. The next
evening the other men began to worry about their friend, and went
to his room to check on him. After breaking in they found him on
the bed, unconscious and bleeding. They found a fresh surgical
closure on his back and called for. an ambulance. At the hospital
they were shocked to discover one of his kidneys had been removed.
Stamp
Daring the war a soldier faithfully wrote his mother every week so she would
know he was all right, until one week she didn' t get a letter and immediately
began to worry. Within a couple of weeks she got a letter from the Army saying
that her son had been captured and was being held in a camp,
and they assured her that they had no reason to believe the American prisoners
were being mistreated in any way. A few weeks later the woman finally received
another letter from her son, it read: "Dear Mom, Try not to worry about me,
they are treating us well and I' ll be released as soon as the war is over, Make
sure that little Teddy gets the stamp for his collection. Love you, Joe" The
woman was overjoyed to hear the news, but was confused because she had no
idea who "little Teddy" was. She decided to steam the stamp from the envelope
and have a look. When she did she saw that written on the back of the stamp were
the words: "They' cut off my legs".
A couple had just moved into a small castle they' d recently purchased
and were excitedly searching all the nooks and crannies. In a large
underground room they found many empty barrels that had been
tapped years ago, and one that appeared to be full. They immediately
tapped it to find that it contained a delicious brandy. They drank and
served it at parties enjoying not only it' s flavor, but that it could have
been hundreds old. Months later when the barrel ran dry,
they noticed it was still too heavy to be empty, they cut it open and
found a shriveled corpse curled up in the barrel.
Coffins
When a very tall man dies and can' t afford a specially made
coffin, the undertaker will often chop off his feet and
place them in the coffin beside his legs. The family doesn' t notice
because only the top half of the coffin is open.
Waterslide traps
Many children have been seriously injured by razor blades stuck to
the walls of waterslides with bubble gum.
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#1 - xzidion **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#53 - mrparkinglot (05/25/2012) [+] (11 replies)
The last one... There actually was a story very similar to that which happened in a wataer park near me. In the waterpark called "Bø Sommarland" (I'm Norwegian) there is a slide called "magasuget" which has an angle of 70 degrees... someone had broken in to the park at night. They had drove a large knife and serveral nails through the slide (That would not have been visible due to the water in the slide). Luckily one of the employees in the park discovered it before the park opened the nex day... I never run that slide anymore
#94 - nosurprise (05/25/2012) [-]
Thanks now I will never go on a waterslide again
God ******* damnit..
User avatar #32 - lolcatkiller (05/25/2012) [+] (12 replies)
One of my personal favourite myths was similar to the kidney one.

There was a couple from Texas who were planning a weekend trip across the Mexican border for a shopping spree. At the last minute, their baby-sitter canceled, so they had to bring along their two year old son with them. They had been across the border for an hour when the baby got free and ran around the corner. The mother tried to find him, but he disappeared. The mother found a police officer who told her to go to the gate and wait. Not really understanding the instructions, she did as she was told.
About 45 minutes later, a man approached the border, carrying the boy. The mother ran to him, grateful that he had been found. When the man realized it was the boy's mother, he dropped him and ran. The police were waiting for him. The boy was dead, and in less than the 45 minutes he was missing, he was cut open, all of his organs removed, and was stuffed with cocaine. The man was going to carry him across the border as if he were asleep.
User avatar #3 - ritsuka (05/24/2012) [+] (3 replies)
that stamp one really creeped me out....
#61 - torian (05/25/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I KNEW I COULDN'T TRUST YOU BARRELS
#235 - scarydino (05/25/2012) [-]
MFW i read the waterslides one
MFW i read the waterslides one
#21 - melbtrev (05/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
the stamp one made me sad
the stamp one made me sad
#227 - Jameshaich (05/25/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**** it. Never going on a waterslide again.
#95 - assdemolisher (05/25/2012) [-]
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#301 - theracistpanda (05/25/2012) [-]
no water parks for me this summer.
no water parks for me this summer.
User avatar #47 - PhilMikeHunt (05/25/2012) [+] (3 replies)
The razor one is true. My local town used to have a little water park but had to be shut down after a child got sliced and eventually got Hepatitis C or something. Now there is a Pizza Hut.
User avatar #192 - Cambro (05/25/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Creepy news story (actually not a myth) I found on /x/.
A girl was kidnapped by a guy. The kidnapper left a note to meet on the side of a road with ransom money for the father to get his daughter back. The father showed up and saw the kidnapper in his car. He also saw his daughter in the passenger seat wrapped in ducttape and saran wrap. She was awake and turned to her father as he approached the car. The kidnapper opened the window and shouted for him to put the money in the trunk of the car. Right after the father did, the kidnapper pushed the girl out of the door and sped off. The father grabbed her and realized that she was dead. Her arms and legs had been cut off and strapped back on to her body by the tape. Her eyelids were cut off so she would seem awake and the kidnapper could get his money.
#283 - enlil (05/25/2012) [-]
great, now i'm gonna ride every waterslide on my ass clenched from fear.

and the aids club one was ******* dumb

also, reposts
#6 - anonymous (05/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The last one makes me not want to ever go on a water slide again... Hate you OP
User avatar #10 to #6 - atvdude (05/25/2012) [-]
just make sure you arent the first one on it and the person in front of you doesnt take an abnormal amount of time
#367 - dollydagger (05/25/2012) [-]
think postitive :D
think postitive :D
#163 - sahakid (05/25/2012) [+] (10 replies)
So lets run through the facts
Bloody Mary: there's a reason you have to stare in the mirror in the dark. Chances are, if you stare long enough into a dark mirror you will see things. This is an actual psychological phenomenon where the brain tricks itself into seeing things. The face is just suggestion from urban legends.
AIDS Club: would be impossible to disprove, but has never had a reported case.
Stolen Kidney: Yes, medical organs CAN go on sale on the black market in other nations....but the price of keeping the organ in working condition while transporting it to the other side of the globe would cost at least 3 times as much as it would sell for.
The Stamp: Pretty timeless, I've heard variations of this for several different wars, locations, and time periods. But how was he ever able to get the stamp without the guards seeing it?
Keg: Again, would be impossible to disprove, however never been a reported case
Coffins: ....this one is partly true. In the past few years, several morticians have been arrested for stashing away body parts to sell. However, the way it is stated above suggest that this is the norm, which is fortunately not the case.
Waterslide Traps: Gum can not stay sticky with water, the only way this could be true is if someone broke in at night when the water was turned off and chewed enough gum to dry up with a razor protruding the gum. So not impossible, just very unlikely
#127 - residentevilfan (05/25/2012) [+] (5 replies)
BARRELS
BARRELS
#319 - nikoxasylumz (05/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Guys reaction to "Welcome to the AIDS Club"
#50 - drblue (05/25/2012) [-]
Aah they took my freakin' kidney.
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