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A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th
birthday. She spends , 000 and feels pretty
good about the results.
Or.. her way hen‘. -e. she stops ata Ewe stand to
bury e ', 75. . Settee secihg. she says to
the eight.
I hope we don' t mind me asking, but how old do
we think I am?"
Nope! i' m exactly 50," the woman says happily.
A /.. e 'ivy/ Cater she gees we We Behead s and,
asks; the eighter get‘ the very same ,
The girl replies, "I' d guess about 20. "
Now she' s feeling really good about herself. She
stops in a drug store on her way down the street.
She gees up to the counter to get some mints and
asks the clerk this burning question.
Again she proudly responds, "I' m 50, but thank
an ead . ', hem to her the same
meester.
He replies,
Lew, I . 78 arpa my' eyesight ts .
it sounds very forward, but it requires we to let
me put my hands under your bra. Then, and
only then can I tell we EXACTLY how old we
are.
They wve. it Ir‘. eh the empty street Stilt} has
He slips both of his hands under her blouse and
begins to feel around very slowly and carefully.
He bounces and weighs each breast and he
gently pinches each nipple. He pushes her
breasts together and rubs them against each
other.
her a m oi, the she sees.
He completes one last squeeze of her breasts,
removes his hands, and says,
Stunned and amazed, the woman says,
The old man says, "Promise we won' t get mad?"
I premise I '/ Cr. ryt she says.
Ewes behind we at we Donald' s. i,
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User avatar #109 to #5 - ianistheman (05/25/2012) [-]
If someone could change "OP" to "Mrs Clegg" it would be greatly appreciated
User avatar #119 to #5 - corkscrew (05/25/2012) [-]
Sheila needs to pick it up
I mean damn, only one? Lloyd has her beat...
User avatar #23 to #5 - theguywithnopants (05/25/2012) [-]
Debbie can take a pounding also
#56 to #23 - stopsdropsand (05/25/2012) [-]
Paco isn't too far behind either
#33 to #23 - anon (05/25/2012) [-]
I resent that
#10 - doopleganger (05/25/2012) [-]
Anyone else think of him?
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#48 - Omnicide **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #103 to #48 - WakaTakaBang (05/25/2012) [-]
Explain the reference to me lol
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User avatar #52 to #48 - mrgilly (05/25/2012) [-]
>Blind means cannot see.
>Loss of one sense heightens your others.
>Therefore, his hearing is better and he can distinguish voices very well.
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#54 to #52 - Omnicide **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#55 to #54 - mrgilly (05/25/2012) [-]
Well, I'm out.
#106 to #48 - multednipple (05/25/2012) [-]
oh Tristen...
oh Tristen...
#11 - Wumbologist (05/25/2012) [-]
Last time I heard this joke I was swimming in my father's testicle.
#25 to #11 - anon (05/25/2012) [-]
Last time I heard this joke I was swimming in my fathers testicle which was swimming in his fathers testicle.
User avatar #2 - kirkbot (05/24/2012) [-]
that joke is older than the internet
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#144 - xmasterchefx ONLINE (05/25/2012) [-]
User avatar #72 to #65 - Asiandude (05/25/2012) [-]
Fukken saved
User avatar #122 - shemillionaire (05/25/2012) [-]
This joke is so old Helen Keller has seen it.
User avatar #31 - heartlessrobot (05/25/2012) [-]
This joke is so old that woman WAS 29 when I heard it.
User avatar #146 - ghostyogurt (05/25/2012) [-]
This joke is older than Fj
#29 - heissayen (05/25/2012) [-]
>spent 15.000$
>uses bus to go home
#164 - wildberk (05/25/2012) [-]
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#70 - rel (05/25/2012) [-]
...and that's how I met your mother.
#142 to #130 - buttinspecter (05/25/2012) [-]
What? It's just ordinary OC-

HOLY **** !!
#128 - ninex (05/25/2012) [-]
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#121 - unigrounds (05/25/2012) [-]
This joke is so old, I heard a rumor that Audrey Hepburn masturbated to it back in her days.
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