Troll Science Comp. . Feed magnets to fish. 2. Feed fish to pelican (preferably in Frisco Bay) 3. Tape magnets to your head and throw a rock at the pales _ Mun
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Troll Science Comp

Feed magnets to fish.
2. Feed fish to pelican (preferably
in Frisco Bay)
3. Tape magnets to your head
and throw a rock at the pales _
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#33 to #30 - roarasaur has deleted their comment [-]
#22 - nalkir (05/24/2012) [-]
#194 - gentlememe (05/25/2012) [-]
poop + water + light = grass
#197 to #194 - charleyman (05/25/2012) [-]
i laughed my balls off, went forward 2 posts, then came back 2 to thumb this up. xD
i laughed my balls off, went forward 2 posts, then came back 2 to thumb this up. xD
#161 - trojanmannn (05/25/2012) [-]
can't **** with that logic
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#1 - propelledbanana **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#49 - hourhero **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #78 to #49 - pwnaged (05/25/2012) [-]
The pill.
#90 to #78 - preggo (05/25/2012) [-]
Wow. They would lose the pill well err derrr but

condoms = birth control device

birth control companies selling condoms = profit
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#142 to #90 - sorenlorenson **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#12 - thriteenkid (05/24/2012) [-]
have a few more
#16 to #12 - anon (05/24/2012) [-]
the troll on the right has lost 50 (20 he put in box and 30 he's paying for it) and is only getting 40 dollars back so he's basically always giving 10 to the troll on the left
#66 to #12 - mrbarks ONLINE (05/25/2012) [-]
To this day i cant figure out why this one wont work
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#114 to #66 - thewhiterenegade **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #117 to #114 - mrbarks ONLINE (05/25/2012) [-]
That makes even less sense how could you possibly both lose money
User avatar #127 to #117 - ohgodwaitimatheist (05/25/2012) [-]
What the **** . Forget about this guy.

Here goes. Both put 20, the guy that buys it for 30 ALSO put 20 dollars in, so, in fact, he is spending 50, and getting 40 back (20 his friend put in box, plus 20 himself did).
User avatar #130 to #127 - mrbarks ONLINE (05/25/2012) [-]
Oh my god. thank you
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User avatar #20 to #14 - kyledp (05/24/2012) [-]
next time, enlarge the image then save it.
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User avatar #44 - xxelmarcocfcxx (05/25/2012) [-]
WHY AREN'T WE DOING THE TOILET ONE?!
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#17 - goodguyslendy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#9 - anon (05/24/2012) [-]
actually more condoms will just cause more of them to break from friction
User avatar #173 - Schadenfreude ONLINE (05/25/2012) [-]
As a physics major, I must admit these make me cringe... then curl up and cry.
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User avatar #198 to #182 - Schadenfreude ONLINE (05/25/2012) [-]
I haven't graduated yet, I'm a junior in the physics department at the University of Washington
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#151 - sevinecoel (05/25/2012) [-]
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User avatar #73 - imahugecunt (05/25/2012) [-]
Well...technically, you could walk on a powerline, if you're not touching the ground in any way...but you'd have to stand on only one wire, if you touch two, you'll make a circuit.

--> Check out some unlucky videos of squirrels who touched 2 powerlines at once and died stuck to them...don't ask how I found them O.oi
#216 to #73 - anon (05/25/2012) [-]
Actually I believe you want to make a full circuit so the electricity will pass harmless through you rather than just going in and have no where to go. But my physics teacher could have fed me lies.
User avatar #220 to #216 - imahugecunt (05/25/2012) [-]
Electricity cannot pass though unless you make a circuit - when you're part of the circuit, that's when electricity can kill you, as it dirupts the electrical impulses of your body and heart.
(Imma nerd, aren't I :/)
User avatar #28 - beerbely (05/24/2012) [-]
A bullet travels at super sonic speeds...
User avatar #39 to #28 - skwerl (05/24/2012) [-]
Not necessarily, but the muzzle velocity of subsonic ammunition is still at least five times faster than a human sneeze.
User avatar #135 - ninjabeaver (05/25/2012) [-]
you realize that stacking up on condoms increases friction between the condoms making them break faster and eventually after like 10 minutes they will al break besides one.
User avatar #154 to #135 - aldheim (05/25/2012) [-]
You do realize that this is Troll Science, right?
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User avatar #7 - ratata (05/24/2012) [-]
i do wonder if the dyson fan one would work
#29 to #7 - bdub (05/24/2012) [-]
You're joking right?
User avatar #64 to #29 - ratata (05/25/2012) [-]
how do you know if you dont try, lol
User avatar #146 to #64 - Thestyrofoampeanut (05/25/2012) [-]
First of all, he says that Dyson fans are 15x the force. He doesn't state what force they are 15x more powerful than. Second of all, the object would reach its maximum speed, approximately that of the air from the fan, and would no longer accelerate. Applying the same force fifteen times consecutively will not increase the speed of the object. It cannot travel faster than the fans with no additional help.
User avatar #157 to #146 - ratata (05/25/2012) [-]
ok bob
User avatar #159 to #157 - Thestyrofoampeanut (05/25/2012) [-]
My name isn't even close to Bob, but no problem, sir.
User avatar #160 to #159 - ratata (05/25/2012) [-]
fine fred
User avatar #172 to #168 - ratata (05/25/2012) [-]
yeah
#189 - breakfastlunch (05/25/2012) [-]
Before anyone starts to whine, I know that this is TROLL science.  However, Mythbusters tested both the airplane on a conveyor belt (busted, it still flew) and the idea that sneezes go at 100 mph.   
   
The reason airplanes can still fly off of a conveyor belt is that unlike cars, the wheels on a plane are only there to roll--they provide no thrust, and therefore the plane still moves forward when the propeller moves.
Before anyone starts to whine, I know that this is TROLL science. However, Mythbusters tested both the airplane on a conveyor belt (busted, it still flew) and the idea that sneezes go at 100 mph.

The reason airplanes can still fly off of a conveyor belt is that unlike cars, the wheels on a plane are only there to roll--they provide no thrust, and therefore the plane still moves forward when the propeller moves.
User avatar #177 - compass (05/25/2012) [-]
>Fly until Pelican poops
>Get *********
User avatar #215 to #177 - Xedan (05/25/2012) [-]
>save munees on beer
>infintit proftit1111!!1

just to add a troll-science feel
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