Shitstorm ahead. Thankfully I have really good windshield-wipers. aes. Shady, the two. Had to. Gay
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#134 - ThatFatMummy ONLINE (05/24/2012) [-]
The linebacker with two amazing dads.
The linebacker with two amazing dads.
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User avatar #155 to #104 - TheFixer (05/24/2012) [-]
i thought he was metrosexual, like he was into fashon and **** but i thought he seemed to have a thing for sarah...
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User avatar #46 to #43 - SHAMU (05/24/2012) [-]
Comment #1
yours is waaay better shopped though
User avatar #44 to #43 - manofparody (05/24/2012) [-]
I thumbed just for how well that was cropped.
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#1 - crunched (05/24/2012) [-]
Had to.
User avatar #258 to #1 - Forfunaccount (05/24/2012) [-]
That was the comment every commenter on this site was rushing to make the first time they saw this post.
User avatar #2 to #1 - piemanpi (05/24/2012) [-]
I ******* lol'd.
#36 to #1 - padorak (05/24/2012) [-]
I can't stop hahahaahahahahahahahaha
#614 to #1 - tannertheguy (05/24/2012) [-]
thumb for you good sir
#3 to #1 - mrdavid (05/24/2012) [-]
Just what I was thinking, thumb for you
User avatar #4 to #1 - beastpwnrlol (05/24/2012) [-]
ahhaahh i read it like that
#21 to #1 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (05/24/2012) [-]
Oh comments you save the funny on so many posts.
#5 to #1 - DingoJ (05/24/2012) [-]
oh god my sides
User avatar #62 to #5 - PhoenixWrong ONLINE (05/24/2012) [-]
*insides
#206 to #5 - fukkendragonite (05/24/2012) [-]
My sides too man!

Pic related, its my sides.
#722 to #206 - sacker (05/24/2012) [-]
I'm hungry.....care to 'split your sides'?
#180 to #1 - Mynameismario (05/24/2012) [-]
I guess that's an inside joke
#821 - Rascal (05/24/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 0** Am I gay?
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#905 to #821 - Rascal (05/24/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 5** should I fap?
#912 to #821 - deltateddy (05/24/2012) [-]
**deltateddy rolls 3**
is it ok to eat a girl ass and like it?
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User avatar #1157 to #821 - Mynd ONLINE (05/25/2012) [-]
**Mynd rolls 5** I'm gonna have to do some deleting, aren't I?
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User avatar #1110 to #821 - znigga (05/25/2012) [-]
** ****** rolls 7**
Is OP an enormous faggot oh great conch shell?
User avatar #914 to #821 - SilverBullet (05/24/2012) [-]
**SilverBullet rolls 2** Will I ever get a raise?
User avatar #915 to #914 - SilverBullet (05/24/2012) [-]
MOTHER ****** !!
User avatar #902 to #821 - ThatOneDouche (05/24/2012) [-]
**ThatOneDouche rolls 8** Will I have my first love-making session with a Walrus?
User avatar #940 to #821 - fuckingfido (05/24/2012) [-]
** *********** rolls 3**

Will the **** section be clean instead of stuffed with Pony R34?

*prays for 1*
User avatar #898 to #821 - johnredcorn (05/24/2012) [-]
**johnredcorn rolls 7** how many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon
#924 to #898 - Rascal (05/24/2012) [-]
three and a half?
User avatar #876 to #821 - deantaylor ONLINE (05/24/2012) [-]
**deantaylor rolls 6** have we had enough of this gay crap reaching front page?
#883 to #821 - Rascal (05/24/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 1** is it normal to throw your poop on your mom?
#936 to #821 - Rascal (05/24/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 7**

Will i get laid?
#923 to #821 - Rascal (05/24/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 8**
should i give up on this guy i like?
#933 to #923 - nickypickle ONLINE (05/24/2012) [-]
The picture just told an anon that he way gay.
A picture.
wat
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User avatar #840 to #821 - bloodwarrior (05/24/2012) [-]
**bloodwarrior rolls 5** Should I fart on my teacher?
User avatar #868 to #821 - destinct (05/24/2012) [-]
**destinct rolls 8** Will i ever spontaneously implode while I'm on the crapper?
#877 to #868 - destinct (05/24/2012) [-]
ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH
#892 to #821 - Rukioish ONLINE (05/24/2012) [-]
**Rukioish rolls 8**   
do it   
   
my question: Will I find true love?
**Rukioish rolls 8**
do it

my question: Will I find true love?
#50 - Rascal (05/24/2012) [-]
"My dad can beat up your dad."
"Oh yeah? Well my dad will shag your dad! And your dad will enjoy it."
"..."
User avatar #51 to #50 - neveraloneguy (05/24/2012) [-]
Frankie boyle?
#140 - thechosentroll (05/24/2012) [-]
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I still don't get what the big deal with gay people is. Why does everyone care? They're just normal people who have a slightly different taste in partners. I know a guy who has sexual fantasies about cars. Homosexuality seems pretty normal in comparison.
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User avatar #146 to #140 - Timmietim (05/24/2012) [-]
I only have a problem with gay people that go FABULOUS and attentionwhore all over the place
User avatar #157 to #146 - racemaus (05/24/2012) [-]
THIS! its ******* annoying.
User avatar #161 to #157 - Timmietim (05/24/2012) [-]
Not saying only gay guys do this but this is what i find annoying about some gay men.
User avatar #164 to #161 - racemaus (05/24/2012) [-]
its what i find annoying about everyone...
Its not like i go out and yell "Zoophile and proud" and demand a ******* parade..

im not a zoop though
User avatar #168 to #164 - Timmietim (05/24/2012) [-]
There's the Gay pride every year here in Amsterdam..
User avatar #172 to #168 - racemaus (05/24/2012) [-]
In copenhagen too. I think its global.
Yet still we cant have white pride parades >.< stupid world
User avatar #1166 to #172 - racemaus (05/25/2012) [-]
Its was a joke... wtf man, i have nothing against gays, yet when i talk about them i get thumbed down.

funnyjunk logic
User avatar #142 to #140 - kouzan (05/24/2012) [-]
We don't like it because most of the religious debates revolve around homosexuality being a clear affront to their deity. Homosexuality has been around for centuries, it is only recently that people have been largely involved about their freedom, though this comic explains it better than whatever I can say.

leasticoulddo.com/comic/20120519
#126 - mrblatherblather (05/24/2012) [-]
Weird. You'd think a gay kid would enjoy a dick
#108 - trollchildxy (05/24/2012) [-]
Not gay, love the gays, wish they would hug me more. I like hugs... Think i might be gay... Nope, still don't like the dick. They do, that's cool. Just don't grab mine.
User avatar #123 to #108 - thechosentroll (05/24/2012) [-]
Have you ever been to the brony board?
User avatar #127 to #123 - trollchildxy (05/24/2012) [-]
On occasion, couple of my buddies are bronies so they send me there. Some of the stuff is actually pretty funny, would probably be funnier if I watched more of the show.
User avatar #131 to #127 - thechosentroll (05/24/2012) [-]
Ah, thanks. I asked because I could have sworn I once saw the exact same thing being posted there. Also, you just described the way I became a brony. Quite frankly, I don't give a rats' ass about the show. I only watched it so I can get all the jokes.
User avatar #136 to #131 - trollchildxy (05/24/2012) [-]
Oh no no no, the show is pretty funny I can't lie. Its just not something I would go out of my way to watch every week. I just happen to catch a few episodes since a bronie I hang out with on occasion makes me watch them when I'm visiting his place.
User avatar #143 to #136 - thechosentroll (05/24/2012) [-]
I guess that came out wrong. I'll rephrase. The show is good, nothing special about it, but I'd only watch it if I had to or lacked any alternatives.
User avatar #149 to #143 - trollchildxy (05/24/2012) [-]
Oh, I understand what you mean now. (Kinda confused about your - thumbs. Maybe people are interpreting what your saying to my comment as negative. I dunno... Can't be helped i suppose. I once posted "Agreed, and saved!" about a picture and got like -20 for it LOL
#166 to #149 - SemiAnon ONLINE (05/24/2012) [-]
His red thumbs are probably from bronies who don't understand words and took his comment as an insult.   
Bunch of over-defensive faggots.
His red thumbs are probably from bronies who don't understand words and took his comment as an insult.
Bunch of over-defensive faggots.
User avatar #187 to #166 - trollchildxy (05/24/2012) [-]
Now you really should be kinder sir, I mean it is probably a misunderstanding of his comment. (Or Trolls maybe.)

Or it could be they think he is trying to say all bronies are homosexuals, or all homosexuals are bronies. Hmm....
#192 to #187 - SemiAnon ONLINE (05/24/2012) [-]
You were talking about being enjoying being around gay people.
He asked if you'd ever been to the brony board.

I'm 100% certain they took that to mean "the brony board is filled with gay people. Not a straight guy around for miles." Which isn't what he meant, since he was just curious if he had seen you before.
User avatar #193 to #192 - trollchildxy (05/24/2012) [-]
Hmm.... I keep typing like two sentences but stop short of a response. LOL So yeah, i can't refute what you said because I don't know what people were thinking.
#195 to #193 - SemiAnon ONLINE (05/24/2012) [-]
I know what they were thinking.   
I always know...
I know what they were thinking.
I always know...
User avatar #200 to #195 - trollchildxy (05/24/2012) [-]
LOL (Vader would win in a fight FYI) /cough >.>
User avatar #232 to #166 - thechosentroll (05/24/2012) [-]
You're reffering to ponyfags, nto bronies. Bronies don't get defensive and they hardly ever thumb down.
#641 to #108 - Rascal (05/24/2012) [-]
A gay guy called me cute once. It was such an ego-boost. I'm not gay, but I was flattered.
#119 to #108 - Rascal (05/24/2012) [-]
#138 to #122 - desdemona (05/24/2012) [-]
Oh my lord, watch this gif with "You Should be Dancing" by the Bee Gee's.
#899 - lolmasterx (05/24/2012) [-]
Saw this on George Takei's page.
User avatar #929 to #899 - oldiemongrain (05/24/2012) [-]
Ooohh, my...
User avatar #829 - fisheh (05/24/2012) [-]
**fisheh rolls 44**
User avatar #845 to #829 - bloodwarrior (05/24/2012) [-]
**bloodwarrior rolls 83**Thumbs for you!
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User avatar #921 to #829 - lolerlaura (05/24/2012) [-]
**lolerlaura rolls 79** Dubz thread?
User avatar #959 to #829 - amantes (05/24/2012) [-]
**amantes rolls 5,797**
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**seemerollin rolls 799**
#671 - Rascal (05/24/2012) [-]
I'm Catholic and this makes me happy. A person's dignity goes far beyond what they look like, how they speak, or who they're attracted to. Anyone willing to stand up for the dignity of another person is awesome.

And I hope the bullies get a linebacker to the face.
#677 to #671 - ludamat (05/24/2012) [-]
thank you for telling us your beliefs which we really care to know
#711 to #671 - Rascal (05/24/2012) [-]
Yea, lets threaten the bully to stop bullying, what a great idea, and what a wonderfull person he must be...

No matter how justified it seems, violence shouldnt be the answer, even if the bully deserves it..

For all you know the bully was molested by a close relative and now feels the need to constantly peck on other weaker targets in order to get by...

I dont really give a **** what sob stories you have about bullies (and im speaking to FJ her because im gonna get flooded in red stuff) Trying to stop bullying by being a bully wont ever solve the problem...

inb4 "i was a bully in school" suck my dick, ive been bullied aswell, but its not like any of you give a **** ...

tl;dr anon is a dickhead and so is fj
#725 to #711 - Rascal (05/24/2012) [-]
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User avatar #298 to #12 - GoodGood (05/24/2012) [-]
That could easily be said by an 8 year old and still make so much sense.
User avatar #18 to #12 - Skrufymunky (05/24/2012) [-]
I just hate the ones that are up in your face about it trying to shove it down your throat the fact that they're gay every chance they ******* get.
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User avatar #52 to #34 - Skrufymunky (05/24/2012) [-]
what? No.... I can't imagine anyone being okay with them going up to your face when you're walking down the street doing a gay dance with a shirt that says, "I'm gay, deal with it" blocking your path and dancing to make you stop to sign some sort of petition.

True story, happened when trying to get to class.
#116 to #52 - wiredguy (05/24/2012) [-]
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Okay yeah. **** that guy, he can go die in a hole.

But what beats me is how you've managed to hate all gay people because one guy once stood in front of you for a few seconds while wearing a shirt.
Oh no. What terrible people they all are.
User avatar #631 to #116 - wrc (05/24/2012) [-]
Sauce on that pic?
User avatar #1171 to #116 - Skrufymunky (05/25/2012) [-]
I never said i hated all of them, only the specific ones that do what I mentioned above.
#759 to #18 - Rascal (05/24/2012) [-]
I...don't get why he has like 50 red thumbs.

What is this funnyjunk.
User avatar #581 to #18 - mrbarks ONLINE (05/24/2012) [-]
i have no idea why youre getting thumbed down except for perhaps the fact that you said shove it down your throat while referring to a gay man. But other than that i think youre completely right. those gays that want to make sure everyone know s that they are gay are incredibly annoying
User avatar #70 to #12 - invasor (05/24/2012) [-]
In Argentina is legal
User avatar #76 to #54 - dawiebe (05/24/2012) [-]
Never thought I'd see my Prime Minister on FJ...
#646 to #76 - VVhat (05/24/2012) [-]
Stephen Harper :D
User avatar #83 to #12 - corkscrew (05/24/2012) [-]
*couldn't care less*
saying you could care less means you care at least a little
User avatar #22 to #16 - pvtgoblin (05/24/2012) [-]
Dude, I keep seeing your name EVERYwhere. Who are you? WHY are you following me?!
User avatar #27 to #22 - xfostbytex (05/24/2012) [-]
ragingbrony is like a plague. He's everywhere at once, Even if you can't see it. And when you least expect it, He'll hit you with lulz.
User avatar #30 to #27 - vaziris (05/24/2012) [-]
yeah ive noticed that too, be reading comments laugh at a pic and read the name, its always him
#86 to #22 - ragingbrony (05/24/2012) [-]
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Just some guy with way too much time on his hand.
#107 to #86 - wiredguy (05/24/2012) [-]
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What's in the other hand?
User avatar #423 to #22 - lordmoldywart (05/24/2012) [-]
He's made over 26k comments in half a year, FJ is his life by the looks of it
User avatar #715 - alucord (05/24/2012) [-]
This boy could then get in trouble for threatening another student.
Welcome to the school system.
#323 - stlbecker (05/24/2012) [-]
why do people think Christians hate gays? I guess westboro church and godhatesfags.com doesnt help, but honestly i am a christian and gay people are awesome and should be respected and treated like anyone else

Oh and God doesn't hate gays either
#648 to #323 - thedisturbedone (05/24/2012) [-]
I love when, whether they are Christian or Atheist, someone makes an intelligent, and pleasant remark. And, you sir, have just done that. So, in conclusion, you sir, are awesome.
I love when, whether they are Christian or Atheist, someone makes an intelligent, and pleasant remark. And, you sir, have just done that. So, in conclusion, you sir, are awesome.
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#1120 to #1061 - Rascal (05/25/2012) [-]
Jesus never said anything about homosexuality. Long story short: Leviticus is in the first part of the bible, and Jesus in the second.
And that particular expert you're quoting there is actually part of a moral code set down BY MAN for a certain region.
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#1156 to #1124 - Rascal (05/25/2012) [-]
The coming of Jesus in the bible created a new era of change in the way the old religion was run. That's why it's called the "Old" Testament, and the New Testament is basically a modification to the old.I could get a quote, but I haven't touched a bible in years.

So let me get you an example. Before Jesus, people were being sent to hell left and right, no warning. After Jesus, those people had a chance, as Jesus taught them the way to his father. In Christianity this way is supposed to be followed in order to enter heaven, whereas the old ways were considered sinful. That being said, the HISTORICAL parts of the Old Testament, and the HISTORICAL references it makes, are still to be kept as part of the entire book.
#1158 to #1061 - stlbecker (05/25/2012) [-]
well God doesnt hate gays he hates homosexuality

he doesnt hate murderers, he hates murdering

see what I am gettin at? Every sin according to God is equally as disgusting and worthy of death. "For the wages of sin are death" It is hard to comprehend such cruel judgement on such petty sins but any ounce of evil in God's book is worthy death. He loves all people infinitely just not what they do sometimes
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#1162 to #1161 - stlbecker (05/25/2012) [-]
that is debatable that homosexuality is a choice. They may be born with a disposition to homosexual tendencies but they still can fight it. Just like those born fat, they can still escape that through exercise and will power.

God is also a God of wrath not just a God of love... also he actually doesnt love those who die as an atheist, he says that is the only unforgivable sin. and He could get rid of evil, and he will. Just hasn't happened yet.

TL;DR this will make no sense to you, it barely does to me, Gods ways are outside human understanding
#396 to #323 - casadue (05/24/2012) [-]
you see, i would start a smart conversation about christianity and about the message that Jesus told us, but it would take too much time and energies from me...   
anyway i think that wbc have nothing to do with christianity (it's a fact that someone called Jesus of Nazareth lived about 2000 years ago, if you believe he was the Son of God it's ok, if you don't it's ok too): everyone is a sinner in his/her own way, but if you're a christian you should love him before condamn him for his sins.   
It's like J. C. was a brony: he told to love and tolerate...
you see, i would start a smart conversation about christianity and about the message that Jesus told us, but it would take too much time and energies from me...
anyway i think that wbc have nothing to do with christianity (it's a fact that someone called Jesus of Nazareth lived about 2000 years ago, if you believe he was the Son of God it's ok, if you don't it's ok too): everyone is a sinner in his/her own way, but if you're a christian you should love him before condamn him for his sins.
It's like J. C. was a brony: he told to love and tolerate...
#428 to #396 - stlbecker (05/24/2012) [-]
yeah i agree. i never understood why people think Christianity is such a hateful religion. Christians have such horrible representation because only the retarded "Christians" get publicity i.e Westboro Baptist Church.

Jesus was all about love and peace and honoring fellow man and he called Christians to be as loving as possible to everyone including gays/atheist. Anyone who spreads hate through Christianity is not a Christian
#1155 to #428 - Rascal (05/25/2012) [-]
You've got that representation because, at one time, Christianity WAS a hateful religion that killed a lot of innocent people in the name of Witchcraft, among other offenses, until society got sick of you and made you all villains because of past mistakes. Now, I agree you're a bit more tolerant, but there's still hundreds of "Christians" who fling hate speech around like a monkey with access to fecal matter.

That's why retarded Atheists never get publicity (like real Christians), but show the media an Atheist in trouble and it's suddenly martyr (or anti-martyr?) time.
#360 to #323 - neomann (05/24/2012) [-]
Thumb to you good sir.
Thumb to you good sir.
#350 to #323 - cometfire (05/24/2012) [-]
A fellow christian with a brain?

Good sir I give to you this thumb.
#384 to #350 - dengaz (05/24/2012) [-]
christians dont have brains, when you have a brain you dont believe in something when somone just tells you its real.
christians dont have brains, when you have a brain you dont believe in something when somone just tells you its real.
#412 to #384 - stlbecker (05/24/2012) [-]
wow, christians are stupid eh?

Louis Pasteur, Gregor Mendel, Wernher von Braun, Galileo Galilei, Joseph Lister, Johannes Kepler, Michael Faraday, Robert Boyle, Carolus Linnaeus and C.S Lewis beg to differ.

and not to bash atheists because i also respect them, but you guys also believe stuff people tell you. unless you personally did all the research to formulate the big bang and evolution...
#1184 to #412 - dengaz (05/30/2012) [-]
they are theories, dont try and make us seem like we've proved that/
#446 to #412 - dengaz (05/24/2012) [-]
you wave your religion around like its correct, we figure things out before saying anything, especially there being a big guy in the sky that just makes everything, when there is absolutley NO proof of existance.
#481 to #446 - stlbecker (05/24/2012) [-]
we wave it around like it is correct because we think it is correct... and I wouldn't go as far as to say that there is absolutely no proof of His existence. Creation itself is pretty awesome. I mean DNA and RNA and all aspects of the human body are so complex and perfectly formulated it just all works perfectly.

The big bang is kind of like expecting a tornado to rummage through a dumpster and expecting it to create a Boeing 747 if you ask me.


#1152 to #446 - Rascal (05/25/2012) [-]
Psst. You're not getting thumbed down because you're an atheist in a community of christians. You're getting thumbed down because you're acting like the very annoying, psychotic religious people you despise (not saying all religious people are, just the ones Athiesm lives to argue with), only with atheism. And you're giving us a bad name in doing so.

Please shut the **** up or get another belief system.
User avatar #630 to #384 - rockamekishiko ONLINE (05/24/2012) [-]
I guess you went and did extensive research and experiments to believe everything you know.

condescendingwonka.jpeg
#434 to #384 - Rascal (05/24/2012) [-]
Newton tells you it's gravity that keeps you from floating away.
#1057 - Rascal (05/25/2012) [-]
Theoretically speaking, if more men turned gay, there would indeed be less competition for females. A consequence of this would be that there would be less males to over-indulge females in the necessary attention customs they crave, ie, buying them drinks, complimenting them, attempting to impress them. Therefore, the females would need to take a more proactive approach to draw attention from the reduced number of males. IE, attempting to impress us. This would switch the traditional gender roles, making the women pursue us males. With us holding the power, we can then behaviorally modify the females to abandon social conventions we as males dislike. IE, the duckface, friendzoning, and with any luck, rational thinking.


In other words...stick it to the wo-MAN my gay friends.
Figuratively speaking...
#957 - auryn (05/24/2012) [-]
I once penetrated my friends mom with a small coke bottle while she was passed out.

There, I said it. It's off my chest. Now stop bugging me, conscience.
User avatar #991 to #957 - HomerSimpson (05/24/2012) [-]
**** like this makes me laugh more than the pictures
#580 - poontanglife (05/24/2012) [-]
Being openly gay as a young teenager takes more balls than any god damn bully has.

You go gay kid.
User avatar #664 to #580 - Crusader (05/24/2012) [-]
No offense, but when you are a teenager, i don't think you can confidently say that you are 100% gay.
At our age people may feel that they are mature enough to know, but they are not, they do not have the relationship experience to know, they may curious, there may be that 1% that does know, but for the most part, I think that they see a guy get a random hard-on and start thinking more, and suddenly they think they're gay, when they are just curious and have hormonal surges.
All the power to you, but I would wait until I was older and had more experience to say definitely.

*braces for ********* / red thumbs*
User avatar #592 to #580 - firebapx (05/24/2012) [-]
and he takes more balls yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

but i kid he really is very brave i respect him for this
#32 - Rascal (05/24/2012) [-]
'Amazing dads'? I think FABULOUS would've been more appropriate.
#64 to #17 - sexybarracuda (05/24/2012) [-]
I wonder who's the pitcher and who's the catcher...
#25 to #17 - ottofan (05/24/2012) [-]
but they are gay
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