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#179 - anon
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(05/24/2012) [-]
<Be 7. With Mum.
<Mum withdraws £50 from ATM
<think mums rich
<late night. Find mums purse. Get credit card
<go online. Purchase various toys.
<run up bill of over £1500
<don't tell mum
<several days later mum introduces me to her new bf
<knock at door. Delivery man.
<tons of ******* toys. Mum speechless.
<bf doesn't know what to do. Says
<hey, I just met you
<and this is crazy
<so go to your room
<you're grounded, maybe.