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Hardest Friendzoning ever Recorded

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Americas?
ii' ll. enough for her.
Recieve% d Medal of Honor?
t t % miimii) T" Ran America 9 times?
Finally became ' took 33 years, but I climbed out
bitch. Right in the buttocks.
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Submitted: 05/23/2012
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User avatar #1 - rel (05/23/2012) [-]
And then she died.
User avatar #23 to #1 - shadowfox (05/24/2012) [-]
From AIDs too, whore deserved it.
#78 to #23 - localcatbarber (05/24/2012) [-]
Never thought I would get to use this again.
User avatar #2 to #1 - funnyjunkeyyy (05/23/2012) [-]
Karma's a bitch.
#19 - Sharpy (05/24/2012) [-]
>MFW I read buttocks in Forrest Gump voice
>MFW I read buttocks in Forrest Gump voice
#42 to #19 - hyperriku (05/24/2012) [-]
Me too
Me too
#82 - dopplerpillow (05/24/2012) [-]
I'm just gonna leave this here...
I'm just gonna leave this here...
#87 to #82 - ApocalypseKing (05/24/2012) [-]
this made me lol my good sir
i present thee with bacon to go with thine ice cream
#128 to #87 - dopplerpillow (05/25/2012) [-]
****		 yes.   
Bacon appreciated.
**** yes.
Bacon appreciated.
#101 - doctorfailkins (05/24/2012) [-]
"Gump'ed that bitch. Right in the buttocks."
#121 to #101 - blokrokker (05/24/2012) [-]
Not right now you don't.
#43 - fluffymcnutter (05/24/2012) [-]
> inspired Elvis' infamous hip shaking move   
> helped a black person during the desegregation stand-in at Alabama   
> invested in Apple early on (thanks to Lt. Dan)   
   
great movie that really is full of history
> inspired Elvis' infamous hip shaking move
> helped a black person during the desegregation stand-in at Alabama
> invested in Apple early on (thanks to Lt. Dan)

great movie that really is full of history
User avatar #65 to #43 - toomas (05/24/2012) [-]
They are reportedly working on 2, which is said to continue on through the 80's, 90's and today - but there is concern that not using the old formula will ruin the feel for fans, and USING the old formula will seem a sell out move. I would actually like to see it.
#83 - antey (05/24/2012) [-]
#77 - alixxincrypted (05/24/2012) [-]
MFW i read "Gump'ed that bitch in the buttocks."
#81 to #77 - xbanjokazooiex (05/24/2012) [-]
I lold at "Gump'ed that bitch"

xD

MFW (even though this belongs a meme that has a different meaning, this face is the closest to mine at the time)
User avatar #6 - superflystickman (05/24/2012) [-]
*cough* Great Gatsby *cough*
#20 to #6 - mytrakytra (05/24/2012) [-]
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That is the most boring book I've ever read. Only got somewhat good at the very end and it was just brief and stupid.
#8 to #6 - irishlawyer (05/24/2012) [-]
**irishlawyer rolled a random image posted in comment #4778827 at FJ Pony Thread **
mfw i'm reading this in school now
#9 to #8 - superflystickman (05/24/2012) [-]
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MFW that was a damn good book. It's what I wrote my essay on in the AP English exam.
#10 to #9 - irishlawyer (05/24/2012) [-]
**irishlawyer rolled a random image posted in comment #76 at Prom **
pony thread? pony thread
#12 to #10 - superflystickman (05/24/2012) [-]
**superflystickman rolled a random image posted in comment #26403 at Video Games Board ** Here's redemption. If pony, I start posting ponily pics. If not, nevermind.
User avatar #13 to #12 - superflystickman (05/24/2012) [-]
Does the moon qualify? Cause I think it's in that pic lol
#14 to #13 - irishlawyer (05/24/2012) [-]
its luna! lol jk i think that is from FFVII
User avatar #15 to #14 - superflystickman (05/24/2012) [-]
Well damn. In that case, I'm going to sleep. Tired. Night.
#11 to #10 - irishlawyer (05/24/2012) [-]
maybe not
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User avatar #127 to #37 - superflystickman (05/24/2012) [-]
No, for the use of setting relative to theme
#59 - sapphos (05/24/2012) [-]
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#35 - barpmeep (05/24/2012) [-]
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#22 - Maroon (05/24/2012) [-]
Never thought of it that way. She never gave a **** until he became unbelievably wealthy... Kinda ruins the movie for me.
#28 to #22 - anon (05/24/2012) [-]
They had sex when they were in college didn't they, she had Forest's kid then she was dying and didn't want to leave little Forest all alone so found Forest again and left the kid with him.
HFW he finds out about his son
#5 - mmmribs (05/24/2012) [-]
User avatar #89 - neokun ONLINE (05/24/2012) [-]
Anyone else say buttocks as bu-ttocks

User avatar #96 to #89 - imahugecunt (05/24/2012) [-]
Britfag here: I pronounce it Butt-ox :/
User avatar #100 to #96 - clairbear (05/24/2012) [-]
I say it as arse.
#90 to #89 - moosic (05/24/2012) [-]
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#52 - mynameislego (05/24/2012) [-]
**mynameislego rolled a random image posted in comment #42 at She's in the mood ** mfw when jennaaaay dies
#41 - ihatedesks (05/24/2012) [-]
There are a few girls who im friendzoned with but i really want to gump one of their buttockses
#58 to #41 - funnyjunkeyyy (05/24/2012) [-]
I'm friendzoned as well. With quite a few gents. Apparently I'm only "Friend material." MFW.
#63 to #58 - anon (05/24/2012) [-]
maybe because you use a little girl's show's magical pony to express how you feel
User avatar #68 to #58 - vivadelsol (05/24/2012) [-]
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This should give you an idea of how TOLD you are.
User avatar #33 - billyjoeisawesome (05/24/2012) [-]
"Gump'ed that bitch.Right in the buttocks"
LOLOLOL, That had me bursting out laughing.
#30 to #7 - hadokendude ONLINE (05/24/2012) [-]
Nope. Forrest still wins
#49 to #30 - Exaskryz (05/24/2012) [-]
But he did end up banging her eventually.
#124 to #49 - jellymadofficer (05/24/2012) [-]
Ah, good sir, I believe the expression is "gumped that bitch".
#106 to #30 - milkandboners (05/24/2012) [-]
MFW we watched this movie in class
#114 - irokk (05/24/2012) [-]
#115 to #114 - irokk (05/24/2012) [-]
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#117 to #116 - irokk (05/24/2012) [-]
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#118 to #117 - irokk (05/24/2012) [-]
Last one
Last one
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User avatar #66 - viatio (05/24/2012) [-]
and then she died
#125 to #66 - anon (05/24/2012) [-]
Way to steal from comment #1.
User avatar #129 to #125 - viatio (05/26/2012) [-]
I don't read that far back, derp.
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