Why?. .. >Be 19 >In college taking test. >Before test professor says don't leave until you have an answer >I notice the test is very small looking >Open p Why? >Be 19 >In college taking test >Before professor says don't leave until you have an answer >I notice the is very small looking >Open p
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#2 - kogmaw
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(05/23/2012) [-]
wrote a philosophy exam last year. question was, to write, what it takes to be brave.   
answered with "This.". stood up, handed in my exam, and left. after many many discussions with other teachers and the principal, i got an A for it.
wrote a philosophy exam last year. question was, to write, what it takes to be brave.
answered with "This.". stood up, handed in my exam, and left. after many many discussions with other teachers and the principal, i got an A for it.
#51 to #2 - garentei
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#37 to #2 - eeddwweerrdd
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#59 to #2 - EdwardNigma
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#52 to #2 - potatotown
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so....... so many red thumbs
#11 to #2 - walcorn
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wow, you must be such a comedian
you must really have thought of this all by yourself


protip: Italic = Sarcasm
#4 to #2 - avrg
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(05/23/2012) [-]
the 90s called, they want their cool story back, bro
#90 to #2 - qazzuiop
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(05/23/2012) [-]
I feel bad thumbing you down as it seems you already have had enough. Either way I'm calling ******** on your story...
I feel bad thumbing you down as it seems you already have had enough. Either way I'm calling ******** on your story...
#44 to #2 - swissdude
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More red thumbs than a Hiroshima survivor.
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#18 to #2 - ohmahgaz
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#20 to #2 - sircopperman ONLINE
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#12 to #2 - Olsen
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#13 to #2 - thechosentroll
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#14 to #2 - anon
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(05/23/2012) [-]
Phylosphy class,not longer supporting actual study of phylosophy but giving A to smartasses
#42 to #2 - seanelric **User deleted account**
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#25 to #2 - mrkickasscomedy
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(05/23/2012) [-]
LIES
#5 to #2 - jagerzinsane
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(05/23/2012) [-]
hey I love kogmaw
#29 to #2 - raulito ONLINE
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#3 to #2 - musicmantrice
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(05/23/2012) [-]
Heard this story a thousand times. Way to be original and take credit for something that's been around the internet forever.
#56 - flaaffy
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(05/23/2012) [-]
>Be 19
>In college taking test.
>Before test professor says don't leave until you have an answer
>I notice the test is very small looking
>Open packet
>One question.
>1) Why.
>Notice the people around me with WTF face
>Being the smart ass I am writes, "Why Not"
>Gets up and walk out.
>Next day come back in only to find the same packet on my desk.
>Open it back up anger.
>100%
>Only person to pass.
>Note on packet says: ******* Exactly.

I swear true story.
#65 to #56 - anon
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(05/23/2012) [-]
i was 10th grade when my soc teacher told me the same story about her philosophy class.... remembered story in collage... wrote because and got a perfect score
#68 to #65 - flaaffy
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(05/23/2012) [-]
I loved my Philosophy teacher for that day.
#85 to #56 - anon
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(05/23/2012) [-]
I call ********. This story or variations of it have been going around for years...
#86 to #85 - flaaffy
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Im sorry to disappoint you then, Just because it has been a Physiology test for years, Doesn't make the story any less true. I just happen to be the smart one in the class?
#123 to #86 - rhc
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(05/23/2012) [-]
why would they ask you the question "why?" for a physiology test?
#97 to #86 - anon
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See, I now know for a FACT that you're ************, because physiology is the science of the way living organisms function.

What you were clearly trying to say was PHILOSOPHY, but the fact that you didn't even know what subject your "true story" was about suggests that you have never been the smartest kid in ANY class you were in.

<--- Your face when.
#110 to #97 - anon
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He probably was ************, but that's an actual question on philosophy (and some crack job poetry-english) tests.
#101 to #97 - flaaffy
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In comment #68 you can see, I said Philosophy before. Its was an honest mistake won't happen again.
#99 to #97 - flaaffy
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Im sorry, I didn't catch my mistake. I dearly apologize. Philosophy. I spelled it wronged and picked the first thing. My Bad.
#116 to #99 - anon
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Well, far be it from me to call you a liar, but the urban legend goes as far back as 1981.

http://www.snopes.com/college/exam/oneword.asp

Also, considering I'm a philosophy undergraduate and there is literally no one in my department who hasn't heard this story over 9000 times, I remain sceptical. Even if your teacher did it for a laugh, I find it highly unlikely that not of their students was familiar with it.

<--- MFW I am sceptical.
#127 to #116 - flaaffy
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Well, as long as I know it happened. Its all good.
#218 to #56 - joshkroger
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I believe you. My High School philosophy class did the exact same thing, except half the kids put "why not" and pretty much everyone got a 100%
#142 to #56 - masterboll
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we believe you
#57 to #56 - semiseirous
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(05/23/2012) [-]
Funny, I heard the same thing from 4 other people, Tumblr, and Facebook.
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#60 to #58 - anon
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Everyone has a Facebook. If you don't, you do not exist.
#61 to #60 - flaaffy
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I don't exist then?
I don't exist then?
#71 to #61 - taternutz
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We can lack existence together!
We can lack existence together!
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#601 to #538 - flaaffy
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(05/24/2012) [-]
I noticed... Thank you for the concern xD
#67 to #61 - anon
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YOU CANT EXIST IF YOU DONT HAVE AN FACEBOOK ACOUNT !
#70 to #67 - flaaffy
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#64 to #61 - anon
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No.
#66 to #64 - flaaffy
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Anon. Go away.
#147 to #60 - thesoluslupus
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I' d like to keep it that way
#10 - aesmith
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On a maths test I had one of those "Explain your answer" questions, I just write magic.
#252 to #10 - amusingtoaster
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(05/24/2012) [-]
My math teacher gives us extra credit if we make him laugh on a test. Thank you for giving me 2-4 extra points on my next test good sir.
My math teacher gives us extra credit if we make him laugh on a test. Thank you for giving me 2-4 extra points on my next test good sir.
#404 to #252 - anon
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(05/24/2012) [-]
Extra points on a test? Kid, I think your a little too young for this site.
#416 to #404 - anon
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(05/24/2012) [-]
I'm a senior in high school.

We have a math teacher who gives you like, 50 points extra if you get a D or worse on a quiz, plus a ******* of points if you get an answer wrong but do it in a way he likes or are close to the correct answer.

It's the only reason I'm passing math.
#145 - aleissaksa
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(05/23/2012) [-]
Story time! So in last semester I had an English test. I have all A's in my class except in English where I have about a 74 or something. The test was hard and I was sure I was going to fail it. For the bonus she told us to write one of the special words that we studied, so I put potato.   
&lt;-- mfw I got the question right and I had enough points to get a 71 (65 is fail)
Story time! So in last semester I had an English test. I have all A's in my class except in English where I have about a 74 or something. The test was hard and I was sure I was going to fail it. For the bonus she told us to write one of the special words that we studied, so I put potato.
<-- mfw I got the question right and I had enough points to get a 71 (65 is fail)
#146 to #145 - anon
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cool story, brah
#149 to #146 - aleissaksa
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#214 to #145 - themiigoss
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#69 - zacyzacy
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>in grade 11
>writing sin functions test
>Question 8 "is the following graph a: quadratic, sin function or linear function?Explain why "
>My answer was "this is a sin function test therefore it is a sin function."
>i laugh way to hard at my own ****** joke
>go to principles office because teacher thinks im high
>suspended, automatic 0% on the easiest test of the year.
>mfw
#120 to #69 - rhc
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do you mean trig functions? i doubt you have a test on only sine
#160 to #120 - anon
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Some teachers have mini tests/quizzes for each trig function and then have a major test that includes all of them. Not every teacher tests students on material the same way.
#124 to #120 - zacyzacy
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a triangle, is not a sine function.
#143 to #124 - rhc
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sine, cosine, tangent, cosecant, secant, cotanget are all trig functions.
#175 to #143 - zacyzacy
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they are all used in trig but a sine function is a pattern that forms a wave
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#73 to #69 - nooblordx
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I had a functions test today too.
One question was about when sea-planes can land based on my graph.

I wrote, "I don't know, it should probably be in their manual somewhere."
#98 to #73 - anon
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U mad teacher?
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#216 - hastyhead
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MFW
#236 to #216 - anon
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#245 - anon
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#193 - Schadenfreude
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#198 to #193 - frysfrys
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#204 to #198 - klondikemonster
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There's only a certain amount of stupid that I will allow out of comments using that picture.
#209 to #204 - frysfrys
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I understand that it's German. Hence, why Hitler is in it.
#212 to #209 - klondikemonster
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I understand that you know that, but that doesn't excuse the fact that even complete morons know that Hitler was the leader of Germany. So like I said, there's only so much stupid out of that rage face that I can take
#215 to #212 - frysfrys
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It isn't like I used it incorrectly.
#230 to #215 - koobzacc
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you can't just post stupid comments with that face and expect thumbs
#285 to #230 - anon
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All of you can stop bitching like infidels because that short thread was funny and could've been left at that.

<--- Pic slightly related depending upon either of your responses
#248 to #198 - bluegmc
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Well at least I thought it was funny.
#238 to #193 - navestotwo
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"They see me rolling
They hatin'"
#246 to #238 - bingwu
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#241 to #193 - littlenish
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It's hard to believe Hitler went sledding. Doesn't seem like the winter fun kind of guy.