wait WHAT. That's the special watchmen hardcover that only 1000 were made if anybody wonders... Getting women to have sex with me is like spreading butter on toast... It's easier with a knife.
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#130 - luckiestcharms (05/23/2012) [-]
Getting women to have sex with me is like spreading butter on toast...


It's easier with a knife.
#135 - jigglepuff (05/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
They laughed when i tried to play with them
#121 - zistheman (05/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The Vietcong are expected to surrender within the week. Many have given themselves up already...
(OP's face)
#166 - courgettequeen (05/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
mine is quite funny
#174 - trollinggenius (05/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
its an honorific title my good sir, wear it proudly.
#225 - thegreenmann (05/23/2012) [+] (4 replies)
When you see it...
#183 - digidawg (05/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Ladies, please contain your orgasms
#1 - Absolute Madman (05/23/2012) [+] (6 replies)
shave off that ugly ass peach fuzz man, it looks horrible
#126 to #3 - dafunkad (05/23/2012) [-]
this is probably one of the funniest comment i've seen !
#509 - bennettshap (05/24/2012) [-]
Mine was 'To Kill A Mockingbird'   
   
The quote was "I had been chewing it all day, and I wasn't dead yet Not even sick."
Mine was 'To Kill A Mockingbird'

The quote was "I had been chewing it all day, and I wasn't dead yet Not even sick."
User avatar #523 - mynameisjoeyftw (05/24/2012) [-]
please for the love of all humanity shave your face. a mustache is only manly if it doesn't look like someone ripped off a 13 year old's pubes and glued them to your upper lip.
#518 - fetuseater (05/24/2012) [-]
Bite the pillow.
I'm going in dry.
#474 - gingerkat (05/24/2012) [-]
"I knew everybody felt as guilty as I did--especially Mom."
User avatar #115 - dumdumduu (05/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Is this here for the funny, or to show off the book? Or something else entirely?

Because I fail to find both.
#303 - tables (05/23/2012) [+] (7 replies)
sherlock holmes was beside me. they were going through a dank, dark, tight alleyway filled with filthy children. they entered the house to find a dead body that has been brutally mangled and cut up...

my sex life's gunna suck
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