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#2 - fluffylittlebunny (05/22/2012) [-]
Nobody expects...
User avatar #22 to #2 - ZombieWaffles (05/23/2012) [-]
Dammit. You beat me to it.
User avatar #4 to #2 - redwolfradolf (05/22/2012) [-]
awesome!
#126 - anon (05/23/2012) [-]
Godammit here we go:
1. Mayans died out before the spanish
2. Mayans didn't predict a 2012 apocalypse, people today incapable of logic did (it doesn't follow that the ending of a calender will result in the end of the world)
3. Belief doesn't equate to validity. e.g. The Aztecs believed that without ritual human sacrifice the world would end and the world is yet to be destroyed by angry Aztec gods.
4. Doesn't anyone remember how Y2K, that bible code guy (twice) and the large hadron collider and heaps of other stupid **** turned out?
TL;DR People are dumbassess
User avatar #162 to #126 - littlenish (05/23/2012) [-]
The large hadron collider was actually built?
User avatar #209 to #162 - soneka (05/23/2012) [-]
Yes, though it disapointed us by not creating black holes and ****
#261 to #126 - alexkaz (05/23/2012) [-]
There is a theory called Quantum Immortality where if you die - you continue living in another universe. The World DID end on all of those occasions, we just happen to be in a different universe.
#224 to #126 - cokeguy (05/23/2012) [-]
Hey man, did you ever consider that there are tribes still sacrificing people?
#131 to #126 - anon (05/23/2012) [-]
finally, someone that understands the concept of the renovatory circular calendar
end of earths (spiritual,astral,mythological) cicle, not of earth
#6 - anon (05/22/2012) [-]
It was the Aztecs that were destroyed by the Spanish. No one knows what killed off the Mayans.
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User avatar #102 to #100 - harryboom (05/23/2012) [-]
fun fact: the Spanish inquisition actually gave you about a month's notice before they came for you
#43 - scantoz (05/23/2012) [-]
The Mayans were wiped out by the Aztec's.
The Spanish wiped out the Aztec's not the Mayans.
#226 to #43 - anon (05/23/2012) [-]
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you are wrong dude.
User avatar #66 to #43 - pedomegler (05/23/2012) [-]
no one knows what happened to the Mayans.
User avatar #44 to #43 - thorin (05/23/2012) [-]
Finally someone did pay attention in history!! Faith in humanity once more achieved.
#67 to #43 - anon (05/23/2012) [-]
I live in Mexico (so sorry for the grammar mistakes) and that is actually not true. The Mayans weren't kicked out by the Aztecs, the Mayas were actually the last to be conquered by the Spanish. Why? because the Mayans lived in little states cities not an empire as the Aztecs did, so the Aztecs could have never conquered the Mayans.

tl;dr: the Mayans weren't conquered by the Aztecs, but by the Spanish people.
#298 to #67 - scantoz (05/24/2012) [-]
Regardless, the spanish didn't whip out the Mayans.
#154 - theeballsack (05/23/2012) [-]
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#117 - anon (05/23/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #2112 at Unwanted Turd ** How the end of the world will happen.
User avatar #128 to #117 - thewalruss (05/23/2012) [-]
Be afraid...
#138 to #117 - anon (05/23/2012) [-]
User avatar #3 - tigronn ONLINE (05/22/2012) [-]
the moment there has been found another calendar going way further
#70 - janderp (05/23/2012) [-]
I´m Mexican and people in USA know more than me about Mayans.
Well... mfw
User avatar #91 to #70 - JustTheTip (05/23/2012) [-]
im canadian and i didnt even know you guys still existed! hows it been? hows cheech?
#94 to #91 - iworkforlaughs (05/23/2012) [-]
thats the funniest line ive heard all night."hows cheech." Thank you for the laughter.
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#92 - phantomftw (05/23/2012) [-]
well according to the documentary channel they did
well according to the documentary channel they did
User avatar #16 - therepoststrangler (05/23/2012) [-]
The Mayans were never actually defeated by the Spanish. They all left their cities around c 1300
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#269 to #264 - electrokooper (05/23/2012) [-]
Good job you can replace them :)
Good job you can replace them :)
User avatar #214 - ompalomper (05/23/2012) [-]
they actually had a prophesy that sounded like this:

"the white god will come from the sea and he will rule you"

disturbingly correct isn't it?
#230 to #214 - anon (05/23/2012) [-]
no because the spaniards weren't white. they were bronzed
User avatar #287 to #230 - ompalomper (05/23/2012) [-]
point
#203 - jodlaren (05/23/2012) [-]
They never saw us coming
They never saw us coming
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