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#38 - ztwistedx (05/22/2012) [-]
I hate faggots like you who think that a girl likes them and that all the cool kids are douchbags. Honestly the guy and the girl know each other and she jokingly gives you the laptop to make the other guy mad because they are friends and thats how friends interact. You obviously wouldn't know that because you have no friends and you never leave your computer you ******* loser. The way you depict people in this comic is ******* stupid. You think the guy was THAT mad that you got the laptop over him? **** you faggot.
#98 to #38 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/23/2012) [-]
HAHAHA. Oh my god. I knew I remembered your name from somewhere. This comment was you right?
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2671559/Porn/720#720
So not only are you saying I can't get a girlfriend, but you're gay? What, did douchebags pick on you for being gay, so now you're trying to act like one of them? Get rid of your false identity. You'll sound like a much better person when you're not trying to sound like a total jackass.
#211 to #98 - ztwistedx (05/24/2012) [-]
Hahaa kudos on finding that comment. I appreciate the fact that you remembered my name, so thanks for that too! In all seriousness, go **** yourself. I'm obviously not gay and that's what people call joking around. It's this new thing called interacting with other people outside of the internet. Weird, I know right? I couldn't believe it when I heard about this new thing either! It's called kidding. I also don't really remember writing that comment either, and I know this is going to sound like the typical excuse from a bitch but I have my account open on a lot of my friends (yes friends, something you guys obviously don't have) computers. For example if you see the only content i have is a poorly made comic thats says " **** You." I left it because I thought it was pretty funny. But, you guys dont have to believe me if you don't want to you ******* assholes. And for everybody thats on my dick about me not leaving the site, I sort of did. I go on reddit. I just go on this piece of **** they call a website to laugh at all the comics produced by fat socially awkward losers taking about how they are going to kill themselves because a girl that never liked them in the first place dumped them for a so called "douchebag" Everyone on this site likes to refer to people who are more successful than them as "douchbags." And yes, I am still saying you can't get a girl. The only kind of content on this site is either by guys bitching about how they are friendzoned and are depressed, or by other guys complaining about how they lost faith in humanity because a guy that wasn't born in that time era doesn't know all the details. ALMOST all of you guys are complete cunts, but the only actually decent ones, are the ones that can admit that they are socially awkward and a complete and utter loser. I'm right about almost everything i said so far in my previous posts and im sticking by it. Go **** yourselves FJ. Just do it. While your at it, go kill yourselves.
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User avatar #73 to #38 - akkere ONLINE (05/23/2012) [-]
I can understand if you're mad about how a majority of the comics produced are by people who spit out "I LOST FAITH IN HUMANITY BECAUSE A 12 YEAR OLD DOESN'T UNDERSTAND A REFERENCE FROM 20 YEARS AGO", and that people who make themselves social outcasts (I know because I used to be one, until I manned the **** up and got social) tend to bring out unprecedented hate on people-

But you're kind of overreacting. All it is a comic, and nothing said can change OP's opinion if he's dead set on it.
Plus, if you hate the site so much, why don't you leave?
#55 to #38 - momothebear (05/23/2012) [-]
Lol you mad that you suck chode and can't get a girl so you take it out on people who do, we get it.
#58 to #55 - ztwistedx (05/23/2012) [-]
This is exactly what i'm talking about. All of you beta ********* who are socially awkward and don't know how to hold a conversation. I bet all of you ******* faggots run home as soon as the bell rings in your school so you can go ahead and get on your precious "FunnyJunk" This site sucks dick and the people suck dick. All of you are complete betas who think they get girls, but in reality all they are doing is being nice to you because you are constantly by yourself and everybody thinks your a ******* loser. All of you faggots think all the popular kids are douches when they are really not. THEY aren't socially awkward, THEY know how to talk to people and hold a conversation about civilized things instead of dick and ponies. THEY actually have girlfriends. YOU can't do/have any of these things because all of you guys are LOSERS. **** all of you beta faggots.
User avatar #209 to #58 - SavageBAMFx (05/23/2012) [-]
Because faggot is totally a ******* insult to the social majority. Honestly, if you don't like the damn website, why the hell would you ******* create an account, and use it? You must suck dick as well, you incompetent moron. Sorry if oh, my natural nature is female and I'm supposed to suck dick. Bitch please.
#110 to #58 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/23/2012) [-]
>>Civilized topics
>>How many beers they have drank or how many chicks they ****** in the last week.
>>mmhmmmm
User avatar #109 to #58 - koalasonfire (05/23/2012) [-]
You've been a member for some time to be calling us "beta ******** socially awkward faggots." And if you hate this site so much, why did you actually take the time to make an account. You basically just called yourself socially awkward faggot who sucks dick. There's quite a difference between a douche and a cool kid. A douche- One who is douchey -- a self-promoting asshole who contributes nothing to the world.- Is different from a popular kid. Asshole.
#96 to #58 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/23/2012) [-]
I've had a girlfriend for over 5 years, soon to be engaged. Just because I'm on the internet doesn't mean I'm a pimple-faced nerd who spends 20 hours a day on the internet. And honestly, grow the **** up. You sound like a goddamn child (Which you probably are anyways). If what you said is true, then you're as much as a "nerd" as the rest of us. You've also been a member since September, so don't **** your pants and go off on everyone about how they're such nerds for going on FJ. YOU actually took the time to make an account. You basically just called yourself socially awkward, a ******** , a faggot, a beta ******** , a loser, and you said that you sucked dick. And yes, I know how comforting it is to call other people losers and to tell them how horrible their life is because it probably gives you a false sense of security. But come on, 75% of your life is probably spent on your computer, if not more. Verbally abusing other people isn't going to change that. Sucking up to douchebags isn't going to change that either. You're not going to become one of them by sucking up to them. So, when you're ready to talk without spewing out random obscenities, come see me.

Sincerely,

A beta ******** loser dick sucking faggot socially awkward beta faggot.
User avatar #97 to #96 - koalasonfire (05/23/2012) [-]
God I ******* love anons.
User avatar #66 to #58 - futuramafan (05/23/2012) [-]
You are absolutely right, but nobody wants to admit it
#63 to #58 - momothebear (05/23/2012) [-]
Popular kids aren't douches, DOUCHES are douches. You say that everyone on this site sucks dick yet here you are so you must enjoy the taste. Oh and one last thing... if you're gonna be here for a while you might want to learn the difference between "your" and "you're". Enjoy the stay faggot ;).
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User avatar #107 to #69 - weinerdick (05/23/2012) [-]
You replied to the wrong person
User avatar #208 to #107 - SavageBAMFx (05/23/2012) [-]
:| Oopsies. D:
#74 to #69 - momothebear (05/23/2012) [-]
I'm not saying the community is bad, i enjoy it. Keep up with the story bro, i'm the one saying you guys are cool and that he's just the sexually frustrated retard bashing on you. And for this guy, "fag" is pretty much intended to be offensive.
I'm not saying the community is bad, i enjoy it. Keep up with the story bro, i'm the one saying you guys are cool and that he's just the sexually frustrated retard bashing on you. And for this guy, "fag" is pretty much intended to be offensive.
User avatar #76 to #74 - SavageBAMFx (05/23/2012) [-]
To be honest, he has many other comments to worry bout other than your exact comment. He probably doesn't give a flying **** . No offense or anything.
#52 to #38 - herpderppppp (05/23/2012) [-]
you know... youre probably right. but this site is all beta males so what do you expect
#47 to #38 - pieliker ONLINE (05/23/2012) [-]
Someone didn't get their laptop today.
Someone didn't get their laptop today.
#46 to #38 - lawerancearm (05/23/2012) [-]
Here is the counter argument however, She could barely know the guy and he could also be a major tool. So she was actually being nice to OP as opposed to being a bitch.

However you seem upset about something.
User avatar #44 to #38 - heyhihowyoudurian (05/23/2012) [-]
Uh...calm yourself madam I know this time of the month is hard no need to be so hostile
#40 to #38 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/23/2012) [-]
someone is butthurt...
#39 to #38 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/23/2012) [-]
Shhhh shhhh, it's okay now. Tell us about your bad day.
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