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did you know?
Crows can recognize human faces and warn
other crows about a dangerous face. They also
do not forget your face if you mess with them.
did you know?
Baby carrots were invented as a way to sell
ugly carrots that otherwise would have been
thrown away.
did you know?
In 1975, officials in Chinese city of Hatching
were alarmed by odd and anxious behavior of
dogs and other animals. They evacuated
90, 000 residents of the city and a few hours
later a 7. 3 magnitude earthquake destroyed
90% of the city.
did you know?
An average worker ant will walk over four
miles during its lifetime, while an average
queen ant will walk no more than tour feet
during her lifetime.
did you know?
A 79 year old Swedish woman has the world' s
fastest Internet connection. 40 Gigabites
did you know?
The average IQ of people who solve daily
Sudoku puzzles is 5 points higher than those
who solve daily crosswords.
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did you know?
A new variety of fruit (a mix of pears and
apples) will soon be launched in UK. It' s being
called "Papples."
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There is a tribe in Brazil with only one surviving
member. He is probably the most isolated
person on Earth, and maintains this status by
shooting anyone who tries to bother him.
did you know?
After Niels Bohr got his Nobel Prize, the
Carlsberg brewery gave him a house with a tap
directly into the plant for tree beer.
did you know?
Violent videogames improve accuracy and
make you better at managing deadlines.
did you know?
There' s a soft drink called Neurogasm that
helps regulate blood flow and makes you
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did you know?
Extremely remote areas of Britain are dotted
with 'bothers' - simple, empty shelters that are
unlocked and free to stay in, They have a
fireplace and nothing else.
did you know?
A small insect, the Water Boatman, sings with its
penis and can reach a volume of 105 decibels.
did you know?
There is a perfume that literally smells like
did you know?
There is a whale known as "The Loneliest Whale
in the world" because it can' t communicate in
the same frequency as other whales, so other
whales cannot find it.
did you know?
A man once cemented himself into a bulldozer
and went on a rampage destroying 13 buildings
before police could stop him.
did you know?
In 2006 a guy named Chris Putnam hacked into
Facebook and made thousands of profiles look
like Myspace profiles. Facebook hired him.
did you know?
There are about 1, 000 recognized slang words
for "vagina."
did you know?
The average penguin has only one orgasm a
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#70 - EdwardNigma (05/22/2012) [-]
While everyone talks about the vaginal and sex related ones I'll go ahead and throw this out there into the vagina sea.

Crows recognise faces and **** and know if you ****** with them because of your face. If it is the same case the other way around, as in, you treat them nice, you could feed a crow every day until it recognises you well enough and jumps on your shoulder waiting for food. Keep doing it until it starts following you. After that, keep it as a sort of pet that isn't in a cage or anything. Then, always have it on your shoulder to freak people out and as a protection against the average hooligan.

And name it Edgar.
#210 to #70 - anon (05/23/2012) [-]
They also somehow teach faces to their children (Crows a freaky smart) so if you're mean to one crow then you could have generations of crows from that area dive-bombing you. It should work in the reverse like you said as well.
In other words, become the king of the crows!
User avatar #215 to #210 - EdwardNigma (05/23/2012) [-]
become Crownman, Batmans faithful Australian counterpart.
User avatar #422 to #210 - Fgner (05/23/2012) [-]
Read my comment. Crows are actually as intelligent as humans (theoretically). The thing is, they have wings, they have no real adversities to face, and therefore no need to design and build machines like we do. They are adaptors, not builders. Although they most likely will follow a line of thought that will lead them to human-like mental evolution someday.
User avatar #442 to #70 - AlexJani (05/23/2012) [-]
I named my Health baby Edgar...
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User avatar #72 to #70 - subaqueousreach (05/22/2012) [-]
A friend of mine has a pet crow that sits on her shoulder actually. Pretty sure she just nursed it back to health and it didn't want to leave though.
User avatar #73 to #72 - EdwardNigma (05/22/2012) [-]
I'd kill for a pet crow. **** would be fancy.
#356 to #70 - Fgner (05/23/2012) [-]
I'll throw this in. Crows have demonstrated intelligence greater than our primate ancestors. They have developed real language (as in nouns, verbs, et cetera) that even has it's own regional dialects, they have intense memory that allows them to memorize things faster than some humans can, and more readily design and use tools than the average human will in a given situation. That's right, crows are actually just as, if not more intelligent than human beings when it comes to straight neurology. They are actually my favorite animal, and I'm buying and training one soon, want to help decide the name FJ?
User avatar #392 to #359 - Fgner (05/23/2012) [-]
Nevermore works too.
User avatar #402 to #392 - EdwardNigma (05/23/2012) [-]
So does " ****** bird" but still.
User avatar #472 to #356 - chupiter (05/23/2012) [-]
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#416 to #397 - anon (05/23/2012) [-]
it's a halloween episode. i forget which.
User avatar #531 to #416 - xkatiexprime (05/23/2012) [-]
Treehouse of Horror 1. :)
#316 - theyeti (05/23/2012) [-]
Allow me to play you the song of my people.
User avatar #375 to #316 - acemanioo (05/23/2012) [-]
Beat me to it you clever bastard
User avatar #386 to #316 - smileynae (05/23/2012) [-]
allow me to play WITH the sound of my people ;)*
User avatar #388 to #386 - smileynae (05/23/2012) [-]
wow that was actually funnier in my head haha
User avatar #391 to #388 - theyeti (05/23/2012) [-]
Its still funny, gave you a thumb :)
#13 - hotdogs (05/22/2012) [-]
mfw perfume that smells like vagina
User avatar #12 - mcstorms (05/22/2012) [-]
>Get nuerogasm
> Like a **** ********* of it
> Give to GF
> say drink 3 times a day helps you from gaining to much weight
#214 to #12 - snrjohnston (05/23/2012) [-]
dde nerogasms arnt a joke. britney had oone two weeks ago.. she was supose to leave for spain this summer. now she cant cause she needs an mri..
User avatar #378 to #12 - Thestyrofoampeanut (05/23/2012) [-]
Sorry to burst your bubble, but timothyt is once again full of **** . His "Did you Know?" comps always have numerous errors, and this is one of them. It's like the brand of water called Smart Water. It doesn't actually make you smart; it's a marketing technique. The ingredients in Neurogasm have no relation to blood flow or to sexual arousal. The drink contains mostly sugar and caffeine, but it does have some amino acids in it. These are commonly found in energy drinks and don't stimulate you sexually.
TL;DR OP is once again full of **** .
#529 to #378 - mcstorms (05/23/2012) [-]
I understand it had to be said.
#259 to #12 - anon (05/23/2012) [-]
They sell neuro products at my school.   
When they first got there, they looked like dildos. Still do, in fact.
They sell neuro products at my school.

When they first got there, they looked like dildos. Still do, in fact.
User avatar #302 to #259 - mcstorms (05/23/2012) [-]
If Im correct I bought one a long time ago with a few friends. I put a tic tac in it and it like dissolved. it was odd.
#126 - KungFuZerO (05/22/2012) [-]
You'd be mad too if someone cut off your nipples.
#63 - thexiled (05/22/2012) [-]
Penguins need to drink more neurogasm
#34 - deepo (05/22/2012) [-]
#80 - Jesusnipples (05/22/2012) [-]
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I've had that neurogasm stuff, it really ******* works, it blows my mind.
However, that's not all they make.
Neurobliss: Improves your mood
Neurosleep: Wipes you the **** out
Neuropassion: Wakes you up
Neurosonic: Helps you focus
Neurosport: Basically an energy drink
Neurosun: Insane amounts of vitamin D
Neuro Aqua: Hydrates you like a ************
Neurotrim: Helps you lose weight
Neurobadass: Lets you shoot lasers from your dick (in development)
User avatar #105 to #80 - padzyo (05/22/2012) [-]
I've had that neurosun. Twas quite tasty
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User avatar #387 to #98 - gitrdunn (05/23/2012) [-]
neuro passion= neuro gasm?
User avatar #390 to #387 - Jesusnipples (05/23/2012) [-]
No, passion wakes you up and gasm intensifies sensations.
User avatar #393 to #390 - gitrdunn (05/23/2012) [-]
did they pull gasm? it isn't on the website?
User avatar #396 to #393 - Jesusnipples (05/23/2012) [-]
I don't know why it's not on there, but I know it's still in production. Just had one today.
User avatar #399 to #396 - gitrdunn (05/23/2012) [-]
i don't think anywhere near me sells them, at least that is what the site says :( which chain do you buy yours from because i am definitely not paying $50 for a 12 pack of rape juice..
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User avatar #405 to #399 - Jesusnipples (05/23/2012) [-]
I find them at gas stations and King Soopers pretty consistently, by the sodas
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#115 - brawndotheseadrago (05/22/2012) [-]
I bought the Neurogasm once. I didn't think it tasted very good, but I would've ****** a Rhinoceros bareback.
#125 to #115 - loganofice (05/22/2012) [-]
ive had them too make you really horny
ive had them too make you really horny
#57 - biggrand (05/22/2012) [-]
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penguin orgasm
#133 - imnotawesome (05/22/2012) [-]
<--To the loneliest whale in the world
User avatar #343 to #133 - piclemaniscool (05/23/2012) [-]
HSOWA will save the day
#428 - anon (05/23/2012) [-]
It's simple, we give the penguins Neuro Gasm
#435 to #428 - vatra (05/23/2012) [-]
Hell No! I'm not going to help them take over the world!
User avatar #340 - abstract (05/23/2012) [-]
79 year old with fastest internet connection?

Solitaire at lightning speed!
#345 to #340 - qauronexoforce (05/23/2012) [-]
But, solitaire doesn't use the internet.
Its a loners game.
#100 - jazargo (05/22/2012) [-]
**jazargo rolled a random image posted in comment #1843 at Playing with Sprites ** MFW vagina scented perfume
#455 - killedkenny (05/23/2012) [-]
"literally smells like vagina"

#367 - rawrasaurus (05/23/2012) [-]
Twisted Metal anyone?
#462 - spycheckingpyro (05/23/2012) [-]
let me play you the song of my people... with my penis
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