Thinking. . Are you insane?! This battle might be a deadly Numb capable of killing hundreds eff people! So I' ll throw it in this wastebasket right next tn me .
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Are you insane?! This battle might be a deadly Numb capable
of killing hundreds eff people! So I' ll throw it in this wastebasket
right next tn me ...
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Submitted: 05/21/2012
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#1 - timbittwo (05/22/2012) [+] (8 replies)
The sons of bitches at LAX took my Haunted Mansion snowglobe... They'll pay one day, just wait until the look on their faces when they find out it was actually a small nuclear bomb capable of leveling Washington DC.
#23 - dafunkad (05/22/2012) [+] (10 replies)
Security in the us is a bit of a joke.

I had to sign a paper saying that i wasn't a terrorist and i didn't kill any jews during WWII...
#51 - sirguyman (05/22/2012) [+] (6 replies)
The reason you can't bring large quantities of liquids on board is that in 2006 there was a plot to simultaneously take down 10 aircraft with peroxide-based liquid explosives.

When on board, a sugary drink would have been mixed with hydrogen peroxide. Hydrogen peroxide and the other ingredients become extremely unstable and explosive if mixed to a specific strength.

On the ground, the solutions were entirely stable.

AND NOW YOU KNOW. and knowing is half the battle
User avatar #31 - daymitsharry (05/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
A small bottle of liquid is not a bomb..
It could however be used as one of the ingredients for a bomb.
Airport security is there for a ******* reason
#68 - kahley (05/22/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I don't understand why terrorists try so desperately to get bombs on airplanes when they could just blow up an entire airport. That would cause more damage.
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#103 - krunoking (05/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
In USA I had to sign paper saying that I'm not terrorist. So If I kill myself and people around me whit bomb, can they take my passport or sue me?
In USA I had to sign paper saying that I'm not terrorist. So If I kill myself and people around me whit bomb, can they take my passport or sue me?
#57 - mooseslayer (05/22/2012) [-]
Please give credit to the danish comic writer- and comedian dou WulffMorgenthaler. They only deserve it...
User avatar #4 - clausen (05/22/2012) [+] (9 replies)
I might be mistaken, but I believe the reason why they don't allow liquids is since a terrorist group tried to blow up a plan by mixing different liquids thus creating a bomb. I suppose some liquid chemicals would react to oxygen, but then it has to be opened, so if they throw it away without it being opened it would be safe. I don't think a terrorist would bring one bottle of something that could blow up without need a chemical reaction, since it should have already blown up. don't take my word for it though
#95 - heavymetaldan (05/22/2012) [-]
they took a whole bottle of coke, unopened may i add, threw in the bin. i even said to they could drink it if they want but noooooo it's a safety risk......... ******* cunts
#24 - yumitch (05/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)
You guys ever heard of liquid explosives?
User avatar #30 to #24 - jackbo (05/22/2012) [-]
the joke is that she is just throwing it in the trash that, if it was indeed a liquid explosive it would explode.
#107 - anisbanana (05/22/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Actually they only allow 100mL of liquid onto the plane because of equilibrium of the air. The air pressure is a lot lower up there, even in the pressurized cabin. our current sea level Air Pressure is 14.7 PSI. If you bring a container of liquid that has more than 100mL, it may be lethal. Because of the lower air pressure, the container can explode since all that air pressure is not holding the container from bursting. Now think, you are on a plane, and you here something explode. You are probably ganna get a heart attack, of thinking its a terrorist. This happened to my mom, she brought a WATERBOTTLE that was full, she opened it on the plane and it exploded all over her and the person next to her. Wouldn't you agree? A while back Kim Kardashian's ass implants exploded on the plane, which is a fine example how air pressure affects everything.
User avatar #15 - dinkcool (05/22/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Or you could buy a glass bottle at the tax free shop and crush it on the airplane. And suddenly you got a weapon.
User avatar #29 to #26 - scorpiain (05/22/2012) [-]
One does not simply become a ninja!
User avatar #67 - thebritishguy (05/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
there was a guy with a pants bomb in britain so they might start looking at our pants!
#66 - sublift (05/22/2012) [-]
**sublift rolled a random image posted in comment #311 at Nope ** related
#56 - Womens Study Major (05/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
since when is everyone ******* macgyver?
User avatar #61 to #56 - ddaappoo (05/22/2012) [-]
Since yesterday, we met in a bar :3
#33 - bobbysnobby ONLINE (05/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Air port security is just to make flyers feel safe, you could have very long thin blades along the lining of your bag or fallowing the wheel frame bars without anying seeing. You can bring on a number of toxins or proteins which could kill everyone on the plane and would take up so little space as to not ever be noticed. If your goal is to cause panic you could easily throw stuff into the trash cans before going through security that would go unnoticed due to the volume of people throwing away item over the like 10 nanoliter limit or whatever it is these days.    
   
Security and police are just as much about presentation and public perseption than they are about prevention. Read the book Freakanomics or watch the movie I think its on netflix about the Japanese fraud.
Air port security is just to make flyers feel safe, you could have very long thin blades along the lining of your bag or fallowing the wheel frame bars without anying seeing. You can bring on a number of toxins or proteins which could kill everyone on the plane and would take up so little space as to not ever be noticed. If your goal is to cause panic you could easily throw stuff into the trash cans before going through security that would go unnoticed due to the volume of people throwing away item over the like 10 nanoliter limit or whatever it is these days.

Security and police are just as much about presentation and public perseption than they are about prevention. Read the book Freakanomics or watch the movie I think its on netflix about the Japanese fraud.
#69 - hurleyy (05/22/2012) [-]
Bomb? I always thought they thought it could be poison. I feel stupid...
#48 - dinosaurkingbyg (05/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
We were flying back from Disney World to Washington DC a few years ago, and I bought a Magic 8 Ball for at the airport before security for my girlfriend at the time, and after I waited nearly an hour in the Security line, the confiscated her 8 Ball because they suspected us of smuggling illegal chemicals into the country.
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