Thinking. . Are you insane?! This battle might be a deadly Numb capable of killing hundreds eff people! So I' ll throw it in this wastebasket right next tn me . Thinking Are you insane?! This battle might be a deadly Numb capable of killing hundreds eff people! So I' ll throw it in this wastebasket right next tn me
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - timbittwo
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The sons of bitches at LAX took my Haunted Mansion snowglobe... They'll pay one day, just wait until the look on their faces when they find out it was actually a small nuclear bomb capable of leveling Washington DC.
User avatar #2 to #1 - symustafa
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They took my brand new Macbook, so.......
User avatar #19 to #2 - dgq
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Eh, you deserve it for having a macbook.
User avatar #22 to #19 - symustafa
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No I don't. They took it.
User avatar #77 to #22 - bronan
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Wat. is this guy serious?
#73 to #1 - llamamusic **User deleted account**
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User avatar #81 to #1 - captainrattrap
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Made me think of fallout...
F3 cuz DC and FNV cuz snowglobe
#27 to #1 - ballzacsbitch
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In case you want a higher res..
#3 to #1 - tentaclerapee
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Yahtzee thread go
#23 - dafunkad
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Security in the us is a bit of a joke.

I had to sign a paper saying that i wasn't a terrorist and i didn't kill any jews during WWII...
#35 to #23 - anon id: 000424ec
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ive flown through nearly every major airport in the US, and take almost 100 flights per year and have never heard of, seen, or had to do anything like this... I seriously doubt that actually happened, as it makes no ******* sense. I also believe that you probably made this up to go along with the popular opinion that US security is ridiculous and just wanted thumbs.
User avatar #63 to #35 - dafunkad
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I'am not a us citizen, everyone going to the us need to do this, the esta form.
#58 to #35 - Jenkinhimer
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User avatar #54 to #35 - piptime
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I could be true.
When I went to New York with my school, we had to fill in an ESTA form saying if we were spies or not...
User avatar #62 to #54 - dafunkad
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Yes i'm talking about the esta form, on it they ask if i'am or was invovle in terorism and if from 1939 to 1945 i took part in the holocost.
User avatar #94 to #35 - randomserb
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When you're traveling to the US on a visa you need to fill in that form.
#47 to #35 - anon id: 3b952fca
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When I was in the US as a tourist I had to sign that as well b4 entering the customs
#45 to #35 - anon id: 36abb462
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And I assume you were born in the US.
User avatar #101 to #35 - nionn
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Actually I've had to do the exact same thing, and a customs lady once asked me if I was traveling with "the intent to illegally smuggle banned narcotics".

Why the **** would I ever admit that to someone? It's like, "Oh damn, you caught me. I was planning on leveling Washington, DC with my dirty bomb but I suppose I'll just give it to you now."
User avatar #53 to #23 - MonsieurOctopus
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I was flying to Florida a couple years ago and my brother was using his school backpack as a carry-on bag and accidentally left his plastic math compass in a pocket that had it's point broken off. Five security guards got called over and they almost didn't let us on the plane.
#51 - sirguyman
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The reason you can't bring large quantities of liquids on board is that in 2006 there was a plot to simultaneously take down 10 aircraft with peroxide-based liquid explosives.

When on board, a sugary drink would have been mixed with hydrogen peroxide. Hydrogen peroxide and the other ingredients become extremely unstable and explosive if mixed to a specific strength.

On the ground, the solutions were entirely stable.

AND NOW YOU KNOW. and knowing is half the battle
User avatar #100 to #51 - swimmingprodigy
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why would it be completely stable on the ground but not in the air? Airplanes are pressurized
User avatar #104 to #100 - sirguyman
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What I mean is, before they mix the peroxide with sugar, it's stable. So, when they would have been on the ground, there would have been no way for the solution to explode.

When mixed, even the charge from a camera flash unit would set it off, whereas, before it's mixed, you could toss it on a fire without an explosion.
User avatar #123 to #104 - swimmingprodigy
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I understand now. I thought you meant when both were in the same state, just different places.
#128 to #123 - sirguyman
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AND NOW WE KNOW
User avatar #74 to #51 - noooooooooo
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And the other half...is violence
#89 to #74 - randomlunchbox
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**randomlunchbox rolled a random image posted in comment #1500 at Wat. ** the other half.
#84 - Walnuts
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User avatar #31 - daymitsharry
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A small bottle of liquid is not a bomb..
It could however be used as one of the ingredients for a bomb.
Airport security is there for a ******* reason
User avatar #40 to #31 - SuitUp
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Too bad it's been shown numerous times that airport security utterly fails at it's job. Any determined group could quite easily blow up or hijack a plane. People are scared of that because of 11/9 etc. but really it makes no sense whatsoever to target an plane. The amount of damage compared to what you can achieve by targetting the actual airport is tiny. Oh it's also very possible to have all the stuff you would need to blow up a plane in bottles under the current limit. Airport security is a giant, disfunctional, placebo.
User avatar #102 to #31 - swimmingprodigy
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To date the TSA has stopped/uncovered 0 terrorist plots
#68 - kahley
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I don't understand why terrorists try so desperately to get bombs on airplanes when they could just blow up an entire airport. That would cause more damage.
User avatar #106 to #68 - sirguyman
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Because plane crashes are scary. The idea of terrorism is to make you feel threatened.

Explosions in buildings happen (relatively speaking) all the time, so a plane crash draws headlines like a ************.
User avatar #93 to #68 - galkawhm
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Because when you're on the plane in the air there's nowhere for the people on board to go. Plus if they take control of it they can make it crash into something like two giant buildings in New York
#88 to #68 - randomlunchbox
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I'm just going to leave this here.
#72 to #68 - helgrind
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**helgrind rolled a random image posted in comment #48 at How super mario galaxy ended ** Because terrorists are stupid.
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#70 to #38 - joeyisheres
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**joeyisheres rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at 007 ** mfw
#39 to #38 - cerealisticbeing **User deleted account**
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#42 to #39 - tomatozification
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**tomatozification rolled a random image posted in comment #131 at when u think u made a good post **mfw
#96 to #42 - anon id: 8a55d7de
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**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #4733977 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw!
#103 - krunoking
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In USA I had to sign paper saying that I'm not terrorist. So If I kill myself and people around me whit bomb, can they take my passport or sue me?
In USA I had to sign paper saying that I'm not terrorist. So If I kill myself and people around me whit bomb, can they take my passport or sue me?
#112 to #103 - ludislavonac
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It's a standard procedure, the prime minister of my country complained about signing that paper too
User avatar #127 to #112 - krunoking
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Znam, ja sam iz Bjelovara :)
#57 - mooseslayer
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(05/22/2012) [-]
Please give credit to the danish comic writer- and comedian dou WulffMorgenthaler. They only deserve it...
User avatar #4 - clausen
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I might be mistaken, but I believe the reason why they don't allow liquids is since a terrorist group tried to blow up a plan by mixing different liquids thus creating a bomb. I suppose some liquid chemicals would react to oxygen, but then it has to be opened, so if they throw it away without it being opened it would be safe. I don't think a terrorist would bring one bottle of something that could blow up without need a chemical reaction, since it should have already blown up. don't take my word for it though
User avatar #6 to #4 - yupsiman
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Må slå meg på panna nå...
#60 to #6 - tholomewsense
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stop speaking norwegian here, FJ community hates it
stop speaking norwegian here, FJ community hates it
User avatar #120 to #60 - yupsiman
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Suck my balls then, fag
#122 to #120 - tholomewsense
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User avatar #9 to #6 - clausen
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ok, men jeg slår hard.
User avatar #10 to #9 - yupsiman
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Slår du "Hard"?
User avatar #11 to #10 - clausen
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ja ass! så hardt ad "t" falt av.
User avatar #32 to #11 - finnjevel
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Är ni två dansk?
User avatar #13 to #11 - yupsiman
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(05/22/2012) [-]
Smooth