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#413 - charliegrc (05/22/2012) [-]
Ok Atheists. We get it, our religion makes no sense and has a million holes (Thats why it's called the hol(e)y bible okay, that was a terrible pun... moving on ) in it's story. But lets just say that in some crazy unexplainable way, god did exist. I'd rather be on his side then be on the side that was making fun of him and his followers. So when that giant mother 						******					 comes down and 						*****					 up your 						****					 for posting stuff like this, I shall be eating popcorn and sipping tea.   
   
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Ok Atheists. We get it, our religion makes no sense and has a million holes (Thats why it's called the hol(e)y bible okay, that was a terrible pun... moving on ) in it's story. But lets just say that in some crazy unexplainable way, god did exist. I'd rather be on his side then be on the side that was making fun of him and his followers. So when that giant mother ****** comes down and ***** up your **** for posting stuff like this, I shall be eating popcorn and sipping tea.

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#839 to #413 - Womens Study Major (06/20/2013) [-]
So you believe everything in the Bible? The beating of slaves as long as they survive three days? When it informs you on how the sell, say, your daughter? How, if you rape a non-married virgin girl, you are to marry her? How, if you rape a girl who is married, you're both to be stoned to death? How, if your wife isn't a virgin on the night of your marriage, she is to be stoned to death? How, if your children are disrespectful of you, you are to take them to the outskirts of town, with the rest of the towns people, and stone them to death? How, if anyone you know proposes an alternative religion, you and all the towns people are to stone them to death? How homosexuals are to be stoned to death? Burning witches? Burnt sacrifices? Well, that part only in the Old Testament. Yeah, the Bible is pretty ****** up. Oh, yes, working on Sunday results in you being stoned to death? How adultery is a serious sin, and if you even think of another woman, that is considered adultery? Yeah, no thanks.
User avatar #596 to #413 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (05/22/2012) [-]
Submission out of fear is more or less equal to slavery
#495 to #413 - ofmiceandmen (05/22/2012) [-]
so you're telling me that if i am a good person my entire life. i never hurt anyone, work hard, try to do good when i can, sin here and there (but everyone does) just be an all around good person, but i don't believe in god or accept jesus as my lord and savior, then he will damn me to hell? what happened to being a MERCIFUL god?

>pic related
User avatar #451 to #413 - rolfface (05/22/2012) [-]
( if he did exist ) But don't you think it would be strange if we were given the power to think for our self's and then tell us to blindly follow him when there's no proof of him existing in the first place o.o?
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#499 to #472 - Womens Study Major (05/22/2012) [-]
The wrongest reason for being religious ever.
#446 to #413 - jukajuk (05/22/2012) [-]
what if you chose the wrong god, you're just making him even madder.
User avatar #438 to #413 - organisedchaos (05/22/2012) [-]
i swear SOMEWHERE the bible says hes meant to be all loving...
#433 to #413 - draezeth (05/22/2012) [-]
>mfw I see the reaction image I created.
#436 to #433 - charliegrc (05/22/2012) [-]
hahaha, thanks for that. I didn't have anything else related to religion. besides this.... but this didn't seem very appropriate
#430 to #413 - guto (05/22/2012) [-]
well... yeah! seems legit to me
User avatar #434 to #430 - charliegrc (05/22/2012) [-]
Look, i know it makes you look smart when you pick on someone for believing in something that is dumb, but you legitimately did exactly what i just said. Please re-read the post, i don't want to repeat myself
User avatar #437 to #434 - guto (05/22/2012) [-]
"So when that giant mother ****** comes down and ***** up your **** for posting stuff like this"


this particular part
User avatar #449 to #437 - charliegrc (05/22/2012) [-]
I just realised I am the worlds biggest hypocrite. just ignore that, i'm really tired and i realised i just created a mini religious ********* when my original intention was to stop it.... i'm sorry
User avatar #455 to #449 - charliegrc (05/22/2012) [-]
But yeah, main reason half of the world is agnostic is because they don't want to believe in nothing. it's like someone coming up to you and handing you a lottery ticket, you could just throw it away or you could hold on to it and hope that you win
User avatar #498 to #455 - SilentStranger (05/22/2012) [-]
You may want to look up the definition of agnostic.
#421 to #413 - holmesc (05/22/2012) [-]
You my man, deserve a medal for standing up like that.
You my man, deserve a medal for standing up like that.
User avatar #417 to #413 - wrought (05/22/2012) [-]
*if.
User avatar #418 to #413 - klaemint (05/22/2012) [-]
How if you are in the wrong religion then?
User avatar #425 to #418 - charliegrc (05/22/2012) [-]
Well, Christianity is the most popular, and if you look at other religions, Hinduism is pretty much the only other religion that penalises you for believing in Christianity. However if you are a hindu, you are pretty much exiled from every other religion
User avatar #459 to #425 - klaemint (05/22/2012) [-]
Have you heard about the flying spaghetti monster?
You get strippers and beer when you die and it tolerates that you have other religions
BEAT THAT!
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