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Has your bedroom gone from soaring to boring? We got real men to
share their favorite ******* moves guaranteed to drive your guy wild!
THE WEENIE ROAST Light candles all around the
bedroom before you start your ********** . Then just
before his ****** , hold the flame of a lit candle underlie
tip of his penis. This will intensify his ****** .
My girlfriend did this to me, and it was the hottest thing
eyed" - Cameron, 34
THE ICE PACK: Take two blocks of dry ice and
place them gently against his scrotum for
five minutes. Then apply firm pressure with a
hammer. The shattering effect will drive him
When my wife tried this on me, it really
THE WAFFLE IRON: Arrange Lego bricks in the
shape of a square on the bed. Lay his penis on
top of it, then stomp down hard. The sensations
will send your guy purer the edge.
This metre makes a satisfying low life a snap!" -
Richard, 19
THE , Have him stand dyer you
while you kneel at his feet. Gently lift his
penis aside, and use his scrotum as a
punching bag,
When my lady did this metre, it gave our
boring sex life a KO!" - Lyle, 28
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Submitted: 05/21/2012
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#4 - diehardnigger (05/21/2012) [-]
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#3 - anonymous (05/21/2012) [-]
Famous Last words of these guys possibly?
#2 - anonymous (05/21/2012) [-]
And this, people, is where angry feminists learn all their moves.
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