Wat.. . Pick up the nearest book to you. Turn to Page AS. The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.. "Cut the meat into little pieces and boil"
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#416 - XBinksX (05/21/2012) [-]
"Cut the meat into little pieces and boil"
"Cut the meat into little pieces and boil"
#1999 to #416 - getmonifukbeetchs (05/21/2012) [-]
Mine was "Take the subway - the Red Line. Get off after 5 stops." Period sex....5 times? AWWWW HELLLLL NAW!!!
#946 to #416 - Rascal (05/21/2012) [-]
I got "What is reality?"
I have no idea what i should expect
User avatar #1855 to #416 - DrewMac (05/21/2012) [-]
"He envisioned Tycho's domain as a refuge from the evils of the time, as the place where his Cosmic Mystery would be confirmed." - Carl Sagan, Cosmos..

My mind is full of what.
#278 - martycamp (05/21/2012) [-]
"Where's my mum?" - Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief
#1085 to #278 - kaitheguy (05/21/2012) [-]
i have the same book but mine is this
User avatar #3413 to #1085 - martycamp (05/26/2012) [-]
I took the definition of "book" liberally, and looked up the eBook
User avatar #247 - pigeonfood (05/21/2012) [-]
"Villagers were afraid to approach the serpent"
#1163 - ProjektFantasy (05/21/2012) [-]
"There was a flurry of rapid movement behind me."
#427 - bionic (05/21/2012) [-]
Step 3 begin working on the Skull.
User avatar #2158 to #427 - thereactionfolder (05/21/2012) [-]
Gettin' some head boy
User avatar #2051 to #427 - meganinja ONLINE (05/21/2012) [-]
gonna get skull ****** , as step 3 obviously.
#101 - legolars (05/21/2012) [-]
"the children frolicked naked in the sun, music played in tiled courtyards, and the air was sharp with the smell of lemons and blood oranges."    
a feast for crows. what what and all the what
"the children frolicked naked in the sun, music played in tiled courtyards, and the air was sharp with the smell of lemons and blood oranges."
a feast for crows. what what and all the what
User avatar #945 to #101 - randomwaffle (05/21/2012) [-]
are you reading Brave new world?

I just wanna know
#1024 to #945 - geraldbostock (05/21/2012) [-]
I'm not him, but I'm pretty sure it's A Feast For Crows. I know what you're thinking of, but that's when he talks about Samoa.
User avatar #1039 to #1024 - randomwaffle (05/21/2012) [-]
Well it just sounded like it because every time I get a new book I read page 45 first sentence and I did that with B.N.W and it sounded kinda like that...
#1066 to #1039 - geraldbostock (05/21/2012) [-]
Just below I wrote what the actual quote I think you're looking for is.
#1032 to #1024 - geraldbostock (05/21/2012) [-]
Just looked it up, and the quote is ""And yet, among the savages of Samoa, in certain islands off the coast of New Guinea …"
The tropical sunshine lay like warm honey on the naked bodies of children tumbling promiscuously among the hibiscus blossoms. Home was in any one of twenty palm-thatched houses. In the Trobriands conception was the work of ancestral ghosts; nobody had ever heard of a father."
User avatar #1072 to #1032 - randomwaffle (05/21/2012) [-]
yupp that's it
#3258 to #101 - Rascal (05/22/2012) [-]
For the hardback of ADWD (my closest book), it's "'All kneel for Daenerys Stormborn, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Shackles, and Mother of Dragons,' cried Missandei in her high sweet voice."

Hot.
#1319 to #101 - salmonofdoubt (05/21/2012) [-]
You think that deserves a "what"? I was reading _The Brothers Karamazov. "They would fall down before him, weep, kiss his feet, kiss the earth on which he stood, and cry out; the women would stretch out to him their infants, and sick would be led before him."
#860 to #101 - plurality (05/21/2012) [-]
AFFC was the closest book to me too :( and that's only because a dance with dragons was in my car...
#2867 to #860 - lololoso (05/22/2012) [-]
“Khaleesi,” whispered Irri, “you must not touch the dead man. It is bad luck to touch the dead.”

-My PDF of ADWD
#428 - wellaintthatsomesh (05/21/2012) [-]
"it was an unusually beautiful child" wtf
User avatar #2121 to #428 - fatamerican (05/21/2012) [-]
The Godfather?
User avatar #3399 to #2121 - wellaintthatsomesh (05/22/2012) [-]
no. The book is called "Han danser på sin søns grav" translated to: "He dances on his sons grave"
User avatar #3408 to #3399 - fatamerican (05/22/2012) [-]
Ah. My apologies.
#34 - Tiburon (05/21/2012) [-]
MFW it's my high school yearbook
-29
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#1295 - Nickdowgg (05/21/2012) [-]
"always comfy, never sticky"   
from my mothers AVON magazine
"always comfy, never sticky"
from my mothers AVON magazine
User avatar #2177 - drumtastic (05/21/2012) [-]
Page 45. First sentence . . .

"Ha."

. . . Well **** .
#1266 - lolplop (05/21/2012) [-]
"Thank you, mom" P&G ~ proud sponsors of moms
"Thank you, mom" P&G ~ proud sponsors of moms
#408 - cygnuswithasmile (05/21/2012) [-]
"A nod and a wink will accomplish more than a thousand official reports"
#1762 - darkor (05/21/2012) [-]
The book was 20 pages long
#1169 - Rascal (05/21/2012) [-]
i **** you not the closest book next to me is "THE GROSSEST BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS" and page 45 is largest termite infestation
User avatar #426 - prayrex (05/21/2012) [-]
Then the TV came.

Oh god this scares me.
#189 - Murmandamus (05/21/2012) [-]
"that his father often looked steadfastly at him, as a man might look at something dear that he must part from."

Time to get worried? oO
User avatar #198 to #189 - grimmapple (05/21/2012) [-]
You might want to move out now ._.
User avatar #519 - wardylocks (05/21/2012) [-]
My name is Katniss Everdeen.

That's cool, I get to bed Peeta.
#406 - alltheponies (05/21/2012) [-]
"Death is your destiny."
#2425 - mysticninja (05/21/2012) [-]
By the tenth ring he realized no one was going to answer.
#3267 - pointblankrange (05/22/2012) [-]
Tom said:
"Oh, please, Auntie, don't pull it out, it doesn't hurt anymore."
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