i bought a dog once.... . I bought a dog once. Named him 'Stay' Come here, Stay.'' He' s insane now
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User avatar #22 to #2 - jamesisawesome (05/18/2012) [-]
Ha ha! You, funny guy, I kill you last!
#18 to #2 - perrbear (05/18/2012) [-]
That is ******* brilliant.

#17 - mushkaa (05/18/2012) [-]
next dog i get im going to name grandpa, that way when people dont know me, i can say "awe man grandpa went to the bathroom on the couch" or "grandpa got the neighbors chihuahua pregnant" or "grandpa wont stop humping my friends leg"
#16 - Ihazfunkitty (05/18/2012) [-]
my black friend has a dog named 			******		.
my black friend has a dog named ****** .
#72 to #16 - dubzzzz (05/19/2012) [-]
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User avatar #21 to #16 - BeVuTz (05/18/2012) [-]
I live in Greece, and my father named our dog (which as a pup was the ********* thing I'd ever seen) ****** :(
In Greek it's not as racist, but still. Dad troll :/
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#44 to #16 - tehyogurtman (05/18/2012) [-]
My dog has a black named ******
User avatar #85 to #44 - ningyoaijin (05/19/2012) [-]
My ****** has a black named dog.
#32 to #16 - moneybag (05/18/2012) [-]
my neighbor has a dog named shovel, yeah hes a pretty weird guy
User avatar #9 - nastyninja (05/18/2012) [-]
i called mine syndrome so when it jumps up at me i can shout, DOWN SYNDROME!
User avatar #11 - vizzrecked (05/18/2012) [-]
I named my dog stain... at the park its really awkward when I yelled Come Stain!
User avatar #53 to #11 - xplosevdiarrhea (05/18/2012) [-]
Bucket or Dumpster are two similar ones I've heard.
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User avatar #63 - BaloneyTony (05/19/2012) [-]
I named my dog "cat" and he killed himself
User avatar #78 to #63 - minionofdolan (05/19/2012) [-]
Interesting I named my cat "dog" and she killed herself as well
#38 - xoriat (05/18/2012) [-]
mfw all these dog-related jokes
#58 to #38 - sshakya (05/19/2012) [-]
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#59 - grimmwaters ONLINE (05/19/2012) [-]
Make up your mind!
User avatar #41 - sonni (05/18/2012) [-]
I bought a dog once.
Named him 'Sit".
"Jump, Sit."
He's insane now.
Like his brother, Stay.
User avatar #47 to #41 - mattiscool (05/18/2012) [-]
If you got that from THat joke app **** on droid your a fag.
User avatar #68 to #47 - sonni (05/19/2012) [-]
The joke that was posted is from the same app.
User avatar #93 - funnyfailure (05/19/2012) [-]
My dogs named Stains. Now every time I call him in I yell "Come Stains!" The looks I get from neighbors... priceless.
#77 - ekhemm (05/19/2012) [-]
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#99 to #77 - dragel (05/19/2012) [-]
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#56 - brandonstanford (05/18/2012) [-]
I named mine "CUM"
"Come here, cum"
Then after I lost him and my GF.
#61 to #56 - WildRover (05/19/2012) [-]
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#10 - anon (05/18/2012) [-]
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.
#50 - bogbogs (05/18/2012) [-]
**bogbogs rolls 54**
User avatar #54 to #50 - anthonyh (05/18/2012) [-]
Then who's phone?
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User avatar #3 - eternalcorn (05/18/2012) [-]
I knew someone with a dog named dammit. come here, dammit! :R
#7 - CGEire (05/18/2012) [-]
This is a Steven Wright quote, is it not?
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