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User avatar #8 - girlygirlygirl (05/17/2012) [-]
Because trapping a man with a child is an EXCELLENT idea...he won't hate you or anything...
#11 to #8 - thamuz (05/17/2012) [-]
mfw my ex did that.

Because playing mommy and daddy to a child is fun. Even more so when said childs mom wont do anything. While trying to get a job and balance school.
#44 to #11 - anonymous (05/18/2012) [-]
So how'd she do it? Poke holes in the condoms?
User avatar #49 to #44 - thamuz (05/18/2012) [-]
"forgot" to take her pill.i kinda put two and two tgeather and figured it out when i noticed there were a couple days not taken in her pack.
#27 to #11 - Fear The Pie Man (05/18/2012) [-]
Been there, done that, pay the child support to prove it.   
   
Forever Alone by choice!    
   
A man can only take so much 						********					, ya know?
Been there, done that, pay the child support to prove it.

Forever Alone by choice!

A man can only take so much ******** , ya know?
#30 to #27 - thamuz (05/18/2012) [-]
Oh I asked her many many times if she wants me to give her money. She turns me down. Then takes me to court when I make in a month what she does in a week.   
   
mfw I know right where all the money goes
Oh I asked her many many times if she wants me to give her money. She turns me down. Then takes me to court when I make in a month what she does in a week.

mfw I know right where all the money goes
User avatar #28 to #27 - girlygirlygirl (05/18/2012) [-]
Bitches be crazy...
User avatar #12 to #11 - girlygirlygirl (05/17/2012) [-]
Good for you for being a man...that is VERY honorable.
User avatar #13 to #12 - thamuz (05/17/2012) [-]
Yeah well,I tried. I burned out pretty bad unfourtantly. I think anyone would in that position. I left,and then I found me a nice bottle of jack and cooled off for a few months.
User avatar #16 to #13 - ZenMacros (05/18/2012) [-]
You should have just acted like a man and eaten it.
#24 to #16 - thamuz (05/18/2012) [-]
Kids are tasty.with BBQ sauce. Sadly,this one is mine,so I cant eat it :/
Kids are tasty.with BBQ sauce. Sadly,this one is mine,so I cant eat it :/
#25 to #24 - ZenMacros (05/18/2012) [-]
>2012
>not eating your own children
User avatar #31 to #25 - thamuz (05/18/2012) [-]
Sadly,this one is past the expiration date. it wouldnt be all tender and juicy anymore..
User avatar #15 to #13 - girlygirlygirl (05/18/2012) [-]
still see the kid?
#17 to #15 - thamuz (05/18/2012) [-]
When I can. My ex has tried to delete me from his life,so its fun dealing with that. Even more so when her new husband is a sack of 						****					 and says im a terrible person lol.   
   
Cute froggy gif cause i said so
When I can. My ex has tried to delete me from his life,so its fun dealing with that. Even more so when her new husband is a sack of **** and says im a terrible person lol.

Cute froggy gif cause i said so
#18 to #17 - girlygirlygirl (05/18/2012) [-]
I'm sorry dude... :/ Take the bitch to court...women like her make the rest of us look bad...
I'm sorry dude... :/ Take the bitch to court...women like her make the rest of us look bad...
#38 to #18 - anonymous (05/18/2012) [-]
HER FACE...PRICELESS...SHE'S LIKE...the 						****					 we do now?....huh....THE 						****					 WE DO NOW!!!!?!?!?!!?!?!   
   
   
   
<<<< HER FACE
HER FACE...PRICELESS...SHE'S LIKE...the **** we do now?....huh....THE **** WE DO NOW!!!!?!?!?!!?!?!



<<<< HER FACE
User avatar #21 to #18 - thamuz (05/18/2012) [-]
Oh I have lots of stories bout how she makes the human race look like **** . Stupidity+greed does things to people.
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