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scumbag booze

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talked to It bombest to punch
recently? y .2 V him in the face...
Your EX! NOW!
If you keep talking
the police will let
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looks like a
nice place...
Dude... Trust me!
You know how
to dance!
There' s a
Why are you y H _ perfectly
going inside? _ r good spot
on the
front lawn.
Don' t worry
You can jump from - they just didn' t
the roof to the pool. . heal’ you.
Trust me. I have r Say l WAY
done this before. , - r louder!
You know what' s
weaker than your
fist? That window!
Girls love
illegible
texts at 3 AM.
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#215 - detenator (05/17/2012) [-]
Oh yeah.....I go hard....
#267 to #215 - hauntzor (05/17/2012) [-]
Haha, pussy
User avatar #229 to #215 - tinkletoes **User deleted account** (05/17/2012) [-]
We should party some time.
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#332 to #233 - TheAnonymousRebel **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#235 - irishzombieslayer (05/17/2012) [-]
"Dude, you are SO Batman!"
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#330 to #192 - danishtard **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#15 - rvdb (05/17/2012) [-]
Implying you can get drunk from water.....
User avatar #228 to #15 - odonnell (05/17/2012) [-]
I can't tell the difference, all beer tastes the same to me, and none of it gets me drunk, the most its done is made me sick from the vile foamy burps you get. I prefer spirits, you get drunk faster and they taste nicer.
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#30 to #15 - muttonchops **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
+12
#34 to #30 - megustaporn **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #42 to #34 - mrskyler (05/17/2012) [-]
I will have a few cans lads ..

...wakes up on the spire.
User avatar #193 to #34 - dirrtytalk (05/17/2012) [-]
if you're not drinking dutch
you're paying too much
#123 to #15 - anon (05/17/2012) [-]
You're supposed to drink a lot of it.. You're also able to drink a lot of it. Thats the beauty.
If you have never gotten drunk from beer then, I hate to say it, you're a fag.
User avatar #247 to #123 - eldinarcus (05/17/2012) [-]
If you drink to get drunk than you're drinking for the wrong reason.
#140 to #15 - lean (05/17/2012) [-]
Nothing wrong with canned water that gives you a buzz. I have no problems with the colorado koolaid. Its not like I drink it for the wonderful flavor.
User avatar #63 to #15 - biggieboy (05/17/2012) [-]
Heineken is like making love in a canoe... It's ******* close to water
User avatar #20 to #15 - ParallelDuck (05/17/2012) [-]
It's still better than most american beers. Except Sam Adams.
#44 to #20 - lordlucifer (05/17/2012) [-]
Brains bitter for me boyo
Brains bitter for me boyo
User avatar #55 to #20 - detenator (05/17/2012) [-]
**** that Yuengling is American and is the **** .
#182 to #55 - anon (05/17/2012) [-]
yuengling ftw bro
#23 to #20 - thedirtydeed (05/17/2012) [-]
Better than the Big 3 (Coors, Miller, Budweiser) *
Not better than the hundreds of craft brewers around the nation *
User avatar #168 to #23 - mrbuu (05/17/2012) [-]
budweiser is the biggest beer in the world thanks to the german company that bought it out.
User avatar #209 to #168 - fosforgasxiii (05/17/2012) [-]
It was bought by a Belgian company, not German.
#109 to #20 - anon (05/17/2012) [-]
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America has 72 of the top 100 best beers in the world.
You are objectively wrong in this subjective opinion of taste.
User avatar #220 to #20 - tables (05/17/2012) [-]
wales ftw......
User avatar #276 to #20 - jakekel (05/17/2012) [-]
Yeah, and I need to get the taste of weed and hooker spit out of my mouth.
#300 - Koruo (05/17/2012) [-]
**Koruo rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at WUT? ** What beer tells me to do...
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#264 - ChildPlease **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#285 to #264 - gorden (05/17/2012) [-]
germany drinking age is 16, hard stuff like
<- that (32%) is allowed if you reached the year 18
User avatar #343 to #285 - TommyV (05/29/2012) [-]
Heh, Germany gives people two years of warm-up.
#243 - lolfire (05/17/2012) [-]
&quot;I swear all the adults drink me, you'll look totally respectable&quot;
"I swear all the adults drink me, you'll look totally respectable"
User avatar #269 to #243 - suikerpapa (05/17/2012) [-]
why is it a .gif?
User avatar #284 to #269 - noopinion (05/17/2012) [-]
gifs don't have to be animated...
User avatar #286 to #284 - suikerpapa (05/17/2012) [-]
I know they don't have to be, but the whole point of a gif is that you can put several frames in one picture... I can't even enlarge this **** , so that's annoying

and potatoe's toast butter all over the french nationalism!
User avatar #296 to #286 - noopinion (05/17/2012) [-]
You can animate a .bmp too. It's just the formatting of this site.
User avatar #272 to #269 - lolfire (05/17/2012) [-]
I have absolutely no idea, got it off google images..
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#221 - danishtard **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#141 - dyllygaf (05/17/2012) [-]
**dyllygaf rolled a random image posted in comment #4774317 at FJ Pony Thread ** What I do when I'm 			****		 faced
**dyllygaf rolled a random image posted in comment #4774317 at FJ Pony Thread ** What I do when I'm **** faced
#151 to #141 - anon (05/17/2012) [-]
Nice!
#159 - galvanz (05/17/2012) [-]
>Be about a month ago
>Friends come to visit me to the US
>We start drinking
>Not getting drunk, make vodka and rum Gatorade shots
>Go to the club
>All horny, we get what appeared to be hot chicks
>Kicked out of the club because we are all wasted
>Go back home
>Keep drinking
>Someone gives the idea of start slapping each other for no goddamn reason
> Everybody has blackouts
>Wake up next day everyone covered in puke
>MFW

#268 - smokedmeatlog (05/17/2012) [-]
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couple more sips dude, she's almost bang-able
#261 - bcclittlewill (05/17/2012) [-]
**bcclittlewill rolled a random image posted in comment #281 at Captain America Logic ** me when i drink
**bcclittlewill rolled a random image posted in comment #281 at Captain America Logic ** me when i drink
#213 - federicocabelli (05/17/2012) [-]
**federicocabelli rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Meanwhile at 9gag.com ** what i drink
User avatar #279 to #213 - noodlelover (05/17/2012) [-]
SEMEN?
User avatar #218 to #213 - ifondleturtles (05/17/2012) [-]
*what OP drinks
User avatar #219 to #213 - detenator (05/17/2012) [-]
Is that you and OP?
#11 - xiik (05/17/2012) [-]
If someone thinks it's reasonable to punch someone in the face for bumping into them, then it's most likely not the alcohol. They're just violent/insecure pricks.

Otherwise, i can sadly relate to all the other ones :/
#143 - shakalakaboomboom (05/17/2012) [-]
Scumbag Beer
#304 - queenchrysaliss (05/17/2012) [-]
"Dude, all of your friends will think your cool if you drink me. Haven't you seen my commercials? You wont be called a little bitch at all. I promise man!"
#303 - zakvanloocke (05/17/2012) [-]
You know what would make it ok to come home from the bar so late?
Surprising your wife with anal sex.
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