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User avatar #23 - truelyforeveralone (05/15/2012) [-]
What do you do with dead chemists? Barium
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#24 to #23 - myarasaurus (05/15/2012) [-]
.... good one.
.... good one.
User avatar #32 to #24 - potatot ONLINE (05/15/2012) [-]
Old one, you mean.
User avatar #66 to #23 - Ruspanic (05/15/2012) [-]
That joke is Boron
#50 - iamjohngalt (05/15/2012) [-]
This is no laughing matter.
#321 - anon (05/16/2012) [-]
Or....

4. Become a State Alchemist
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#216 - ultimatexero (05/16/2012) [-]
<Or you could go with option 4
#317 to #216 - GoodGood (05/16/2012) [-]
YES! YES!
YES! YES!
#224 to #216 - penguineater (05/16/2012) [-]
WHY CAN'T I THUMB YOU TWICE
WHY CAN'T I THUMB YOU TWICE
User avatar #97 - MitchellK (05/16/2012) [-]
#4 Become a high school chemistry teacher and later join up with one of your old ****** students and make meth.
User avatar #126 to #97 - zarcos (05/16/2012) [-]
Better. Just get a chem Eng degree and invent your OWN drug and sell that and get rich before it is banned.
#100 to #97 - anon (05/16/2012) [-]
Do you have to get cancer first?
#109 to #100 - andrewjla (05/16/2012) [-]
It helps...
User avatar #120 to #109 - swimmingprodigy (05/16/2012) [-]
what movie is that? I forget
User avatar #121 to #120 - andrewjla (05/16/2012) [-]
Breaking Bad. It's a show on AMC
User avatar #122 to #121 - swimmingprodigy (05/16/2012) [-]
ah thank you. Knew it was pretty popular just didn't remember whatit was exactly
#77 - zombieplayground ONLINE (05/15/2012) [-]
what the hell do I do with a degree in Theatre?
User avatar #116 to #77 - chiefrunnyjeans (05/16/2012) [-]
Assembly line worker
User avatar #218 to #77 - Galante (05/16/2012) [-]
**** you, man. I was JUST speaking with a friend about what I was going to major in and decided Theatre.
We can be homeless together, now...
#223 to #218 - zombieplayground ONLINE (05/16/2012) [-]
**** YEAH! I'm actually expecting to be super rich and famous...but if that doesn't work I could be a teacher or something.
#226 to #223 - Galante (05/16/2012) [-]
You know what we should do...   
   
WE SHOULD BUY A BAR!
You know what we should do...

WE SHOULD BUY A BAR!
#232 to #226 - zombieplayground ONLINE (05/16/2012) [-]
*******		 AWESOME!....now what do we know about owning a bar?
******* AWESOME!....now what do we know about owning a bar?
#234 to #232 - Galante (05/16/2012) [-]
We know...about...getting DRUNK!

Thats basically all it takes, right?
#271 to #234 - zombieplayground ONLINE (05/16/2012) [-]
What else could there be to it?.....And people say this &quot;life&quot; thing is hard.
What else could there be to it?.....And people say this "life" thing is hard.
#85 to #77 - Rezialn (05/15/2012) [-]
I hope you live in New York. And I hope you like bit parts.
#89 to #85 - zombieplayground ONLINE (05/16/2012) [-]
I live in Texas and I'd take anything. I would perfer voice acting, but honestly I think I'm going to become a theatre teacher.
User avatar #276 to #89 - MatthewsGauss (05/16/2012) [-]
If you live near dallas then you could get a job at funimation if you are good enough
#277 to #276 - zombieplayground ONLINE (05/16/2012) [-]
I'll be going to school At UNT in Denton so I'm definitely close enough.
#83 to #81 - zombieplayground ONLINE (05/15/2012) [-]
Don't mock me or I'll **** up your latte.
User avatar #280 to #83 - bronycurious (05/16/2012) [-]
or do mock him. either way, he works at mcdonalds, so your order is going to be wrong in some way.
#41 - knowmads (05/15/2012) [-]
Or cook meth.
User avatar #56 to #41 - organicglory (05/15/2012) [-]
**** yeah breaking bad
#49 to #41 - jibjabkid (05/15/2012) [-]
Love breaking bad
#146 - fozism (05/16/2012) [-]
FJ is just not going to let me forget I failed my Chemistry final today, is it?
FJ is just not going to let me forget I failed my Chemistry final today, is it?
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User avatar #367 to #300 - fozism (05/17/2012) [-]
ಠ_ಠ Possibly. Why?
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#370 to #369 - fozism (05/17/2012) [-]
Kentuckyfag here.    
   
Idk, otters.
Kentuckyfag here.

Idk, otters.
#154 to #146 - jetmb (05/16/2012) [-]
I made an 88, feelsgood.jpg
#156 to #154 - fozism (05/16/2012) [-]
Actually we don't have the grades back yet. I'm assuming I did horribly.
Actually we don't have the grades back yet. I'm assuming I did horribly.
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#162 to #146 - straken (05/16/2012) [-]
If it makes you feel any better, I got A's in all of my courses.
#34 - Jesusnipples ONLINE (05/15/2012) [-]
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I am going into chemical engineering.
**** yeah.
User avatar #36 to #34 - carmeloandy (05/15/2012) [-]
as am i, what school are you going too?
User avatar #37 to #36 - Jesusnipples ONLINE (05/15/2012) [-]
Colorado University of MInes hopefully, if not then I'm going to pursue a degree in England at the University of Westminster
User avatar #267 to #37 - TheAmericanCheese (05/16/2012) [-]
You should definitely go to CUM.
User avatar #268 to #267 - Jesusnipples ONLINE (05/16/2012) [-]
I can't tell if you see what you did there but it made me laugh either way.
User avatar #270 to #268 - TheAmericanCheese (05/16/2012) [-]
I see what I did there. Completely intentional. You're welcome for the laugh.
User avatar #128 to #37 - ferralone (05/16/2012) [-]
If you did good extra curriculars and have ******** grades, you can get it. I had C's and the occasional B in math and science, and my entry was contingent on my second semester grades. needless to say, I didn't care enough and didn't even send in my second semester grades
#168 - ghosthost (05/16/2012) [-]
Option 4
#201 - flipoutt (05/16/2012) [-]
Neurology, anyone?   
No?    
   
Fine
Neurology, anyone?
No?

Fine
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User avatar #213 to #201 - absoluteziehro (05/16/2012) [-]
Gonna go for Cardiology myself.
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User avatar #33 - carmeloandy (05/15/2012) [-]
i actually saw this post a year ago and it was the deciding factor in me choosing my major in chemical engineering instead of chemistry...

I am just suddenly realizing that i made a crucial life decision because what i saw on funnyjunk...is it weird that this website has that much influence in my life
#22 - mexirican (05/15/2012) [-]
i was confused, then the description made it make sense.
i was confused, then the description made it make sense.
#257 - jizzenema (05/16/2012) [-]
you forgot about making the purest meth in all of Albuquerque
#263 to #257 - anon (05/16/2012) [-]
**** YES!


**** yes.
#355 to #257 - jizzenema (05/16/2012) [-]
gat damn the faceoff episode was soo good   
   
mfw the new season comes out
gat damn the faceoff episode was soo good

mfw the new season comes out
User avatar #265 to #257 - ighostinthefogi (05/16/2012) [-]
Then again if you're in Albuquerque you live near Sandia National Labs and Las Alamos National Labs... along with an Intel building... you might actually be set as a Chem major... maybe o.0?
#266 to #257 - npfortytwo (05/16/2012) [-]
Signed in after a two month hiatus for a Breaking Bad thread.
Signed in after a two month hiatus for a Breaking Bad thread.
User avatar #215 - heartlessrobot (05/16/2012) [-]
I'm doing R.O.T.C. for nuclear engineering and mortuary sciences. If I fail at one job, I'll have plenty of clients for my other job!
#158 - imnotanigger (05/16/2012) [-]
option 4: make cocaine and meth, sell for profit
option 4: make cocaine and meth, sell for profit
#236 - anon (05/16/2012) [-]
2 years a go I got a degree in art having a thing for drawing and painting. I'm now working at a burger king barely able to pay my bills.
#258 to #236 - anon (05/16/2012) [-]
dont worry your art will be famous someday. . . probably after you have died
#78 - tomatozification (05/15/2012) [-]
mfw mechanics at the car repair try to call them selves mechanical engineers
mfw mechanics at the car repair try to call them selves mechanical engineers
#190 - anon (05/16/2012) [-]
Graduating in one month to go to the University Of Waterloo...for chemistry....

Well this is awkward....
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