How To Make Your Friends Like You. twitter.com/#!/Alheath4L. Place in an area I if guaranteed . use by enemies . I. I'm going to put Oreo's on my nips. brb How to Make your Friends like You
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#16 - ZombieSmile (05/15/2012) [-]
I'm going to put Oreo's on my nips.   
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I'm going to put Oreo's on my nips.
brb
#50 to #16 - jakb (05/15/2012) [-]
>I'm going to put Oreo's on my nips.
>going to put Oreo's on my nips.
>put oreo's on my nips
>oreo's
>oreo is.

User avatar #4 - callmeribs (05/15/2012) [-]
YOU MONSTER
User avatar #53 - Lolanator (05/15/2012) [-]
"lets play a game" *uses the not to wipe ass*
User avatar #56 to #53 - thebitcher (05/15/2012) [-]
Indeed.
#60 - lolfire (05/15/2012) [-]
>Airhorn
>Onion candy apples
>Shrimp Spray
>Scissors.
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#49 - anon (05/15/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #4557274 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw after i eat last one
User avatar #8 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (05/15/2012) [-]
it is funny because that last one is poisonous.
User avatar #10 to #8 - uberneinthousand (05/15/2012) [-]
toothpaste poisonous?

lol
#11 to #10 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (05/15/2012) [-]
Yes, toothpaste poisonous.
why do people not know this **** ?
they put the warning label on it expecting you to read it you know.
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#17 to #11 - hoban (05/15/2012) [-]
ah the things you find out when u talking a boring **** and reach for something random to read.
User avatar #12 to #11 - Wartottle (05/15/2012) [-]
i know somebody who eats that like they're twinkies and he hasn't died yet
User avatar #69 to #12 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (05/16/2012) [-]
He must be quite slow then, to put it simply ingesting to much fluoride makes you dumb.
User avatar #70 to #69 - Wartottle (05/16/2012) [-]
well lets just say he is borderline "Special"
#13 to #12 - damienanime (05/15/2012) [-]
you should watch C.S.I.
User avatar #55 to #8 - krizzah (05/15/2012) [-]
On the other hand I doubt they'll all be like "Wow, that tastes amazing, let's eat all of them!" and then die.
User avatar #14 to #8 - boeka (05/15/2012) [-]
It's true. Use too much and you get intense diarrhea. D:<
#33 - redwolfradolf (05/15/2012) [-]
Onions covered in caremel are not a prank.
That's something we actually do in Vidalia GA.
My dad once won a whole box of them in an onion-eating contest.
User avatar #34 to #33 - puppybiscuit (05/15/2012) [-]
Baked Vidalia's are one of my favorite sides. Never had a carameled one though. I bet they are good, because they are naturally sweet.
User avatar #63 to #34 - redwolfradolf (05/15/2012) [-]
I personally couldn't bring myself to eat them, but my dad loved them.
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#23 - johndapro (05/15/2012) [-]
just love doing this
User avatar #19 - greatboobya (05/15/2012) [-]
donuts with mayo? Sounds crazy enough to work. Cut in half, add some bacon, lettuce, onion, whatever and you've got yourself a donut-burger-thingy.
User avatar #20 to #19 - suikerpapa (05/15/2012) [-]
you mean a bagel?
User avatar #21 to #20 - greatboobya (05/15/2012) [-]
Oh yea
User avatar #7 - Loppytaffy (05/15/2012) [-]
Get clear nail polish.
Coat bar of soap in nail polish.
Soap with no lather. Brilliant.
#5 - anon (05/15/2012) [-]
All are easily defeated...
#45 - cald (05/15/2012) [-]
saw this on 9gag last week :/
#1 - anon (05/14/2012) [-]
the only way to get people to be your friend is with a first comment
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#47 to #39 - fcrocker (05/15/2012) [-]
Yes, I have also heard a mouthful of toothpaste (which they will most likely spit out) will almost definitely prove fatal...
#61 to #47 - cen (05/15/2012) [-]
Are you a ******* idiot? "Fluoride's" doesn't mean "kill you". Florine will kill you, but fluorides are nonreactive molecules. Toothpaste works on teeth because of the reaction between the fluoride molecule and the tooth enamel molecule which is called Apatite to create another molecule that has a very high hardness and resistance to acid. Toothpaste will make you sick in high doses but it would take a lot to cause death.
#68 to #61 - fcrocker (05/15/2012) [-]
Hence my obvious sarcasm.
#46 to #39 - Mojake (05/15/2012) [-]
Yeah that sounds about right. People would definitely sell a product that belongs in your mouth if ingesting it could kill you.
User avatar #54 to #46 - scarycanary (05/15/2012) [-]
no, they are right. Floride its called and no, one mouthfull will not kill you (just make you a little ill) but if your were to go full retard and consume the entire tube then your going to have a bad time.
User avatar #59 to #54 - Mojake (05/15/2012) [-]
Fluoride wouldn't kill you. Fluorine yes. Fluoride ions are found in some salts used in mineral tablets. A huge amount would probably block synapses or some **** , but a small mouthful would give you a gag reflex at the most.
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