RUN BITCH RUNNNN. I know that I would be fit if I had this.. killall Jared they should invent a treadmill Givith a laptop built in and unless Tou were walking,  k
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#24 - therulethirtyfour (05/14/2012) [-]
Problem: Porn.   
   
Running with a full erection is quite difficult. Running while masturbating is even more so.   
   
Don't ask why I know this.   
   
Pic for attention.
Problem: Porn.

Running with a full erection is quite difficult. Running while masturbating is even more so.

Don't ask why I know this.

Pic for attention.
User avatar #60 to #24 - tiddycats (05/14/2012) [-]
Easy fix
Download and save porn to computer
No longer need internet to watch it
#197 - anon (05/14/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #4790771 at FJ Pony Thread ** what I would look like if this was invented
#201 to #197 - anon (05/14/2012) [-]
¡Hola, chica!
#206 to #197 - Viggiator (05/14/2012) [-]
Epic roll, and you forgot to log in.. whoever you are, I'm sorry for you.
Epic roll, and you forgot to log in.. whoever you are, I'm sorry for you.
#316 to #206 - anon (05/14/2012) [-]
>Implying all anons are users who forgot to log in.
#393 to #316 - Viggiator (05/15/2012) [-]
Well, no.. but it could be though.
#39 - NexusSeven (05/14/2012) [-]
MFW thats actually a good idea.
#23 - crackboots (05/14/2012) [-]
so i decided to play skyrim....
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#225 to #23 - thecamaroguy (05/14/2012) [-]
What would you need an internet connection for to play skyrim? It works offline
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#8 - supercweepy (05/14/2012) [-]
Excellent, this would cure my internet addiction! Knowing I'd have to run all the time to download things, I'd just give up!
Excellent, this would cure my internet addiction! Knowing I'd have to run all the time to download things, I'd just give up!
#25 to #8 - pandacub (05/14/2012) [-]
I think, now I've enough to download some new porn!!!
#419 - HughHefner (05/15/2012) [-]
>Put motorcycle on treadmill
>Go 100MPH
>Treadmill thinks youre running super-kenyan speeds
>Everything loads a gorillion times faster

>SUPER INTERNETS
User avatar #9 - psychfouronenine (05/14/2012) [-]
Kenya would be the most advanced society in the world.
#173 - madhattergirl (05/14/2012) [-]
Or I'll cheat this way...
Or I'll cheat this way...
#70 - derpes (05/14/2012) [-]
Enlarge.
#2 - kaboomz (05/14/2012) [-]
This image has expired
ill just leave this here
#491 - Sinbinsam (05/15/2012) [-]
But how do I run with a boner?
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#94 - iamjohngalt (05/14/2012) [-]
Simpsons did it!   
Simpsons did it!
Simpsons did it!
Simpsons did it!
User avatar #461 to #94 - draagz (05/15/2012) [-]
what episode is that?
#519 to #94 - abandks (05/15/2012) [-]
That would still burn a considerable amount of calories compared to just sitting there.
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User avatar #74 to #71 - sonicg (05/14/2012) [-]
It even works with video games, your xbox/ps3 only has power if you run!
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User avatar #79 to #76 - sonicg (05/14/2012) [-]
uh... Sit ups?
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User avatar #82 to #80 - sonicg (05/14/2012) [-]
If your internet begins to lag you must do 30 pushups in order to restore the connection. **** ... I don't think I could play video games if we had to do that.
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#95 to #83 - sonicg (05/14/2012) [-]
Indeed it is.
#369 to #76 - toxicrocker (05/15/2012) [-]
What the hell is a handicapped person doing with a treadmill?
User avatar #50 - thaihooker (05/14/2012) [-]
Looks like in a few years we are going to have world of warcraft players that can run 100m in 7 seconds
#455 - jxj (05/15/2012) [-]
User avatar #155 - fuckinfuckinfuck ONLINE (05/14/2012) [-]
But masturbating while running is really difficult....
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User avatar #180 to #155 - paradoxmimzy (05/14/2012) [-]
And you know this how...?
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#19 - ayebro (05/14/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#493 - siraugustus (05/15/2012) [-]
Only took me five months too out smart your system, took forever to get the leader to say row though.
User avatar #408 - ReturnDarkKnight (05/15/2012) [-]
What about if you were trying to fap...
User avatar #501 to #408 - forevertroll (05/15/2012) [-]
**forevertroll rolls 99** You run until the content is loaded... then you flap.
User avatar #429 to #408 - kyrill ONLINE (05/15/2012) [-]
THEN INHALE REAL DEEPLY AND FLOP LIKE A FISH
#446 to #408 - BlueToaster (05/15/2012) [-]
That would be hilarious-   
   
Someone walks in on you butt ass naked, running at your laptop, dick in hand.   
   
They ask, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?"   
   
You reply, "MULTITASKING!!!"
That would be hilarious-

Someone walks in on you butt ass naked, running at your laptop, dick in hand.

They ask, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?"

You reply, "MULTITASKING!!!"
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