RUN BITCH RUNNNN. I know that I would be fit if I had this... so i decided to play skyrim.... k
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#17 - weast
Reply +118
(05/14/2012) [-]
Why not just actually have willpower? Heres a hint, the reason you have put on so much weight, its because you sit on your ass all day, go for a run or something
#20 to #17 - weast
Reply -28
(05/14/2012) [-]
Wait im getting thumbed down for being right? Oh funnyjunk, you really are full of fat 12 year olds who cant handle any notion of physical exercise.
#353 to #20 - snigrog
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(05/15/2012) [-]
#63 to #20 - anon
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(05/14/2012) [-]
That's exactly why you're getting thumbed down.
#26 to #20 - anon
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(05/14/2012) [-]
you piece of ****, everyone knows youre right, but noone wants to hear it. we are here becuz of the funny, you spooty faggot ass
#41 to #26 - weast
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(05/14/2012) [-]
SO im a piece of **** for not looking like a fat sack of ****? and the **** is spooty?
#49 to #41 - heytheremister
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(05/14/2012) [-]
>imply everyone else is a fat sack of ****
>Sound like overconfident douche with mediocre body
>no on impressed, all go back to the funny.
#52 to #49 - heytheremister
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(05/14/2012) [-]
*one
#58 to #52 - weast
Reply -26
(05/14/2012) [-]
Cool story bro! and nah im just confused as to why i got red thumbs for legitimate advice


>Implying implications
>implying that i care what you have to say
>2012
>ISDIGGYDOO
#235 to #58 - personface
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(05/14/2012) [-]
-Naw man, your advice was good. Saying all Americans are fat was the mistake, the fat ones will feel bad and the not-fat ones (most of us) will just have our patriotism offended or whatever.
-I hope I have sufficiently explained your thumbs.
-#yolo #kony 2012 #ITT Tech
#295 to #235 - heytheremister
Reply -1
(05/14/2012) [-]
Btw, I'm austrian.
#89 to #41 - TheTurnbull
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(05/14/2012) [-]
I know how you feel, found a post of people posting themselves and all that, so i posted one of me, SURE I WAS SHIRTLESS, but got thumbed down by a **** ton of people
#29 to #17 - anon
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(05/14/2012) [-]
GREEN THUMB FOR YOU SIR!
#112 to #17 - anon
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(05/14/2012) [-]
MFW i'm not fat

inb4 did you turn into a dog
#279 to #112 - Dincorta
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(05/14/2012) [-]
did you turn into a dog?
#150 to #17 - roadhous
Reply 0
(05/14/2012) [-]
If she got what she wanted then only kenyan's would get the playstation updates
#769 to #17 - jakjakvone
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
But.. but, I like being fat
#67 to #17 - shenro
Reply +3
(05/14/2012) [-]
i sit on my ass all day and i weight 62kg watdo
#69 to #67 - weast
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(05/14/2012) [-]
nothing, some people are just like that, better than being a farass and doing nothing, for the record. Im 18, 6 foot, and 11/12 stone, works out around 75kg
#517 to #69 - abandks
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(05/15/2012) [-]
If you are gonna put the weight in stone or kg, why do you use feet when speaking of height?  Shouldn't you use metric.. ?
If you are gonna put the weight in stone or kg, why do you use feet when speaking of height? Shouldn't you use metric.. ?
#142 to #69 - englishandproud
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(05/14/2012) [-]
You seem kind of lanky, if you're 6 foot and weigh 75kg.
#40 to #17 - briicrasher
Reply +41
(05/14/2012) [-]
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#565 to #40 - anon
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(05/15/2012) [-]
wwwdottinychatdotcomslashfjchat
come join your average funnyjunkers!
#18 to #17 - shamble
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(05/14/2012) [-]
#137 to #18 - rreidabee
Reply +116
(05/14/2012) [-]
Here ya go, buddy
Here ya go, buddy
#631 to #137 - Whitelightings
Reply +2
(05/15/2012) [-]
really*
#633 to #631 - rreidabee
Reply +1
(05/15/2012) [-]
oh, wow, I never even noticed that
#227 to #137 - anon
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(05/14/2012) [-]
It's actually funnier when It's implied and we all know the text on it so it isn't necessary, Like I don't know hard to explain but thumb up for the gif, fukken saved
#422 to #227 - rreidabee
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(05/15/2012) [-]
I see what you mean, and I appreciate that, but some people don't get it
I see what you mean, and I appreciate that, but some people don't get it
#684 to #422 - anon
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(05/15/2012) [-]
109 thumbs to your 11 thumbs. I'm pretty sure people get it.


drop the attitude towards the nice anon.
#319 to #227 - futuramafan
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(05/14/2012) [-]
words of a poet
#288 to #227 - anon
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(05/14/2012) [-]
My thoughts. Exactly. Nice try though ^.^
#23 - crackboots
Reply +143
(05/14/2012) [-]
so i decided to play skyrim....
#91 to #23 - xxalexlolxx **User deleted account**
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#225 to #23 - thecamaroguy
Reply +10
(05/14/2012) [-]
What would you need an internet connection for to play skyrim? It works offline
#283 to #225 - Dincorta
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#8 - supercweepy
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(05/14/2012) [-]
Excellent, this would cure my internet addiction! Knowing I'd have to run all the time to download things, I'd just give up!
Excellent, this would cure my internet addiction! Knowing I'd have to run all the time to download things, I'd just give up!
#25 to #8 - pandacub
Reply +35
(05/14/2012) [-]
I think, now I've enough to download some new porn!!!
#24 - therulethirtyfour
Reply +75
(05/14/2012) [-]
Problem: Porn.   
   
Running with a full erection is quite difficult. Running while masturbating is even more so.   
   
Don't ask why I know this.   
   
Pic for attention.
Problem: Porn.

Running with a full erection is quite difficult. Running while masturbating is even more so.

Don't ask why I know this.

Pic for attention.
#60 to #24 - tiddycats
Reply +10
(05/14/2012) [-]
Easy fix
Download and save porn to computer
No longer need internet to watch it
#94 - iamjohngalt
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(05/14/2012) [-]
Simpsons did it!   
Simpsons did it!
Simpsons did it!
Simpsons did it!
#461 to #94 - draagz
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
what episode is that?
#519 to #94 - abandks
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
That would still burn a considerable amount of calories compared to just sitting there.
#50 - thaihooker
Reply +52
(05/14/2012) [-]
Looks like in a few years we are going to have world of warcraft players that can run 100m in 7 seconds
#39 - NexusSeven
Reply +49
(05/14/2012) [-]
MFW thats actually a good idea.
#419 - HughHefner
Reply +44
(05/15/2012) [-]
>Put motorcycle on treadmill
>Go 100MPH
>Treadmill thinks youre running super-kenyan speeds
>Everything loads a gorillion times faster

>SUPER INTERNETS
#9 - psychfouronenine
Reply +42
(05/14/2012) [-]
Kenya would be the most advanced society in the world.
#19 - ayebro
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(05/14/2012) [-]
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