RUN BITCH RUNNNN

#17 - weast

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(05/14/2012) [-]

Why not just actually have willpower? Heres a hint, the reason you have put on so much weight, its because you sit on your ass all day, go for a run or something

#20 to #17 - weast

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(05/14/2012) [-]

Wait im getting thumbed down for being right? Oh funnyjunk, you really are full of fat 12 year olds who cant handle any notion of physical exercise.

#353 to #20 - snigrog

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#63 to #20 - anon id: fbe468e4

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That's exactly why you're getting thumbed down.

#26 to #20 - anon id: e5b1a17e

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you piece of ****, everyone knows youre right, but noone wants to hear it. we are here becuz of the funny, you spooty faggot ass

#41 to #26 - weast

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(05/14/2012) [-]

SO im a piece of **** for not looking like a fat sack of ****? and the **** is spooty?

#49 to #41 - heytheremister

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(05/14/2012) [-]

>imply everyone else is a fat sack of ****
>Sound like overconfident douche with mediocre body
>no on impressed, all go back to the funny.

#52 to #49 - heytheremister

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*one

#58 to #52 - weast

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Cool story bro! and nah im just confused as to why i got red thumbs for legitimate advice

>Implying implications
>implying that i care what you have to say
>2012
>ISDIGGYDOO

#235 to #58 - personface

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-Naw man, your advice was good. Saying all Americans are fat was the mistake, the fat ones will feel bad and the not-fat ones (most of us) will just have our patriotism offended or whatever.
-I hope I have sufficiently explained your thumbs.
-#yolo #kony 2012 #ITT Tech

#295 to #235 - heytheremister

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(05/14/2012) [-]

Btw, I'm austrian.

#89 to #41 - TheTurnbull

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I know how you feel, found a post of people posting themselves and all that, so i posted one of me, SURE I WAS SHIRTLESS, but got thumbed down by a **** ton of people

#29 to #17 - anon id: 6324ba7d

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GREEN THUMB FOR YOU SIR!

#112 to #17 - anon id: c2706358

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MFW i'm not fat

inb4 did you turn into a dog

#279 to #112 - Dincorta

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did you turn into a dog?

#150 to #17 - roadhous

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If she got what she wanted then only kenyan's would get the playstation updates

#769 to #17 - jakjakvone

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(05/15/2012) [-]

But.. but, I like being fat

#67 to #17 - shenro

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(05/14/2012) [-]

i sit on my ass all day and i weight 62kg watdo

#69 to #67 - weast

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nothing, some people are just like that, better than being a farass and doing nothing, for the record. Im 18, 6 foot, and 11/12 stone, works out around 75kg

#517 to #69 - abandks

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If you are gonna put the weight in stone or kg, why do you use feet when speaking of height? Shouldn't you use metric.. ?

#142 to #69 - englishandproud

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You seem kind of lanky, if you're 6 foot and weigh 75kg.

#40 to #17 - briicrasher

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#565 to #40 - anon id: eed06561

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wwwdottinychatdotcomslashfjchat
come join your average funnyjunkers!

#18 to #17 - shamble

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#137 to #18 - rreidabee

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Here ya go, buddy

#631 to #137 - Whitelightings

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really*

#633 to #631 - rreidabee

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oh, wow, I never even noticed that

#227 to #137 - anon id: eaeb6026

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It's actually funnier when It's implied and we all know the text on it so it isn't necessary, Like I don't know hard to explain but thumb up for the gif, fukken saved

#422 to #227 - rreidabee

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(05/15/2012) [-]

I see what you mean, and I appreciate that, but some people don't get it

#684 to #422 - anon id: 96920ba8

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109 thumbs to your 11 thumbs. I'm pretty sure people get it.

drop the attitude towards the nice anon.

#319 to #227 - futuramafan

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(05/14/2012) [-]

words of a poet

#288 to #227 - anon id: 2961f6bd

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My thoughts. Exactly. Nice try though ^.^

#23 - crackboots

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(05/14/2012) [-]

so i decided to play skyrim....

#91 to #23 - xxalexlolxx **User deleted account**

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#225 to #23 - thecamaroguy

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What would you need an internet connection for to play skyrim? It works offline

#283 to #225 - Dincorta

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#8 - supercweepy

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Excellent, this would cure my internet addiction! Knowing I'd have to run all the time to download things, I'd just give up!

#25 to #8 - pandacub

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I think, now I've enough to download some new porn!!!

#24 - therulethirtyfour

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(05/14/2012) [-]

Problem: Porn.

Running with a full erection is quite difficult. Running while masturbating is even more so.

Don't ask why I know this.

Pic for attention.

#60 to #24 - tiddycats

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(05/14/2012) [-]

Easy fix
Download and save porn to computer
No longer need internet to watch it

#94 - iamjohngalt

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(05/14/2012) [-]

Simpsons did it!
Simpsons did it!

#461 to #94 - draagz

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what episode is that?

#519 to #94 - abandks

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That would still burn a considerable amount of calories compared to just sitting there.

#50 - thaihooker

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(05/14/2012) [-]

Looks like in a few years we are going to have world of warcraft players that can run 100m in 7 seconds

#39 - NexusSeven

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(05/14/2012) [-]

MFW thats actually a good idea.

#419 - HughHefner

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(05/15/2012) [-]

>Put motorcycle on treadmill
>Go 100MPH
>Treadmill thinks youre running super-kenyan speeds
>Everything loads a gorillion times faster

>SUPER INTERNETS