RUN BITCH RUNNNN. I know that I would be fit if I had this.. killall Jared they should invent a treadmill Givith a laptop built in and unless Tou were walking,  k
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#17 - weast
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Why not just actually have willpower? Heres a hint, the reason you have put on so much weight, its because you sit on your ass all day, go for a run or something
#20 to #17 - weast
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Wait im getting thumbed down for being right? Oh funnyjunk, you really are full of fat 12 year olds who cant handle any notion of physical exercise.
#353 to #20 - snigrog
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#63 to #20 - anon id: fbe468e4
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That's exactly why you're getting thumbed down.
#26 to #20 - anon id: e5b1a17e
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you piece of ****, everyone knows youre right, but noone wants to hear it. we are here becuz of the funny, you spooty faggot ass
#41 to #26 - weast
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SO im a piece of **** for not looking like a fat sack of ****? and the **** is spooty?
User avatar #49 to #41 - heytheremister
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>imply everyone else is a fat sack of ****
>Sound like overconfident douche with mediocre body
>no on impressed, all go back to the funny.
User avatar #52 to #49 - heytheremister
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*one
#58 to #52 - weast
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Cool story bro! and nah im just confused as to why i got red thumbs for legitimate advice


>Implying implications
>implying that i care what you have to say
>2012
>ISDIGGYDOO
User avatar #235 to #58 - personface
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-Naw man, your advice was good. Saying all Americans are fat was the mistake, the fat ones will feel bad and the not-fat ones (most of us) will just have our patriotism offended or whatever.
-I hope I have sufficiently explained your thumbs.
-#yolo #kony 2012 #ITT Tech
User avatar #295 to #235 - heytheremister
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Btw, I'm austrian.
User avatar #89 to #41 - TheTurnbull
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I know how you feel, found a post of people posting themselves and all that, so i posted one of me, SURE I WAS SHIRTLESS, but got thumbed down by a **** ton of people
#29 to #17 - anon id: 6324ba7d
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GREEN THUMB FOR YOU SIR!
#112 to #17 - anon id: c2706358
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MFW i'm not fat

inb4 did you turn into a dog
User avatar #279 to #112 - Dincorta
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did you turn into a dog?
User avatar #150 to #17 - roadhous
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If she got what she wanted then only kenyan's would get the playstation updates
#769 to #17 - jakjakvone
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But.. but, I like being fat
User avatar #67 to #17 - shenro
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i sit on my ass all day and i weight 62kg watdo
#69 to #67 - weast
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nothing, some people are just like that, better than being a farass and doing nothing, for the record. Im 18, 6 foot, and 11/12 stone, works out around 75kg
#517 to #69 - abandks
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If you are gonna put the weight in stone or kg, why do you use feet when speaking of height?  Shouldn't you use metric.. ?
If you are gonna put the weight in stone or kg, why do you use feet when speaking of height? Shouldn't you use metric.. ?
#142 to #69 - englishandproud
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You seem kind of lanky, if you're 6 foot and weigh 75kg.
#40 to #17 - briicrasher
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#565 to #40 - anon id: eed06561
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wwwdottinychatdotcomslashfjchat
come join your average funnyjunkers!
#18 to #17 - shamble
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#137 to #18 - rreidabee
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Here ya go, buddy
Here ya go, buddy
User avatar #631 to #137 - Whitelightings
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really*
User avatar #633 to #631 - rreidabee
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oh, wow, I never even noticed that
#227 to #137 - anon id: eaeb6026
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It's actually funnier when It's implied and we all know the text on it so it isn't necessary, Like I don't know hard to explain but thumb up for the gif, fukken saved
#422 to #227 - rreidabee
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I see what you mean, and I appreciate that, but some people don't get it
I see what you mean, and I appreciate that, but some people don't get it
#684 to #422 - anon id: 96920ba8
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109 thumbs to your 11 thumbs. I'm pretty sure people get it.


drop the attitude towards the nice anon.
User avatar #319 to #227 - futuramafan
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words of a poet
#288 to #227 - anon id: 2961f6bd
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My thoughts. Exactly. Nice try though ^.^
#23 - crackboots
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so i decided to play skyrim....
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#225 to #23 - thecamaroguy
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What would you need an internet connection for to play skyrim? It works offline
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#8 - supercweepy
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Excellent, this would cure my internet addiction! Knowing I'd have to run all the time to download things, I'd just give up!
Excellent, this would cure my internet addiction! Knowing I'd have to run all the time to download things, I'd just give up!
#25 to #8 - pandacub
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I think, now I've enough to download some new porn!!!
#24 - therulethirtyfour
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Problem: Porn.   
   
Running with a full erection is quite difficult. Running while masturbating is even more so.   
   
Don't ask why I know this.   
   
Pic for attention.
Problem: Porn.

Running with a full erection is quite difficult. Running while masturbating is even more so.

Don't ask why I know this.

Pic for attention.
User avatar #60 to #24 - tiddycats
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(05/14/2012) [-]
Easy fix
Download and save porn to computer
No longer need internet to watch it
#94 - iamjohngalt
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Simpsons did it!   
Simpsons did it!
Simpsons did it!
Simpsons did it!
User avatar #461 to #94 - draagz
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what episode is that?
#519 to #94 - abandks
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That would still burn a considerable amount of calories compared to just sitting there.
User avatar #50 - thaihooker
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Looks like in a few years we are going to have world of warcraft players that can run 100m in 7 seconds
#39 - NexusSeven
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MFW thats actually a good idea.
#419 - HughHefner
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>Put motorcycle on treadmill
>Go 100MPH
>Treadmill thinks youre running super-kenyan speeds
>Everything loads a gorillion times faster

>SUPER INTERNETS
User avatar #9 - psychfouronenine
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Kenya would be the most advanced society in the world.
#19 - ayebro
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